Finish this joke!

[leeroysphitz]

In the 1985 film "The Breakfast Club" Judd Nelson's character, "Bender", is crawling above a drop ceiling in order to get back to the library and rejoin the other kids in detention. As he does so he nervously recites the set-up to the following joke: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... "

He falls through the drop ceiling (back into the library) just as he's about to deliver the punch line and the joke is never finished.

Since I was fifteen I've wondered just what the punch line to that joke could possibly be.

So. A thousand DU Bucks to whoever is able to provide the end to that joke.
(redeemable at all participating DU forums, rite-aids, walgreens and Jack-in-the box locations in the metropolitan Detroit area.)

[Spaceman Spiff]

1. I got nuthin'. Good luck.

[leeroysphitz]

2. Thanks. I love your sig line.

[mzteris]

3. Evidently -

He was adlibbing the "joke" so there is no punchline...

sorry. :(

http://nitriside.tripod.com/JuddNelson.html

[leeroysphitz]

4. That's not proven. Don't rob me of my few dreams...

[Bucky]

5. I've heard this one. The punch line is....

"how many is a brazillion?"

[UrbScotty]

19. Well of course (nt)

[everythingsxen]

6. the naked lady says...

"Could you help me hide the salami?"

[leeroysphitz]

7. Ha! That sounds closer than anything else I've heard.

So far, everythingsxen, you are the front runner....

[everythingsxen]

8. Woohoo

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Naked lady says...

"No, but I could sure use a cigarette, and the dog needs an EMT."

[leeroysphitz]

10. Beautiful! The votes aren't all in yet but I think we may have

a WINNER.


:toast:

[gkdmaths]

11. Naked lady says

The poodle's gonna need a double scotch if Im gonna get this salami into it.

:evilgrin:

edit to spell P-O-O-D-L-E. Im so dumb.

[leeroysphitz]

12. Whoa! Slow down there gkdmaths, let's not get this thread

locked before I can get my answer! :) :)

[gkdmaths]

13. Hey!

what did I win? WHAT DID I WIN?!?!

;)

you so KNOW that was where the joke was going, dont you?

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[leeroysphitz]

14. I'm a good christian heterosexual and I would NEVER have

thought that a good wholesome white american boy like Judd Nelson could EVER have started a joke that ended like THAT! :evilgrin: :sarcasm:






edited for clarity

[Bucky]

15. in other words, yes, you won

[gkdmaths]

16. Oh, while I think Judd is one of the best actors of all time....

I REALLY think he wanted the bartender to make love to the poodle while the naked blonde made him a salami sandwich for afterwards.

Im really bad tonight.


:spank:


Edit to add a little well placed :sarcasm: of my own ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. The joke was finished three years later on another show -

the punchline is: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."

[gkdmaths]

18. thats nowhere near the realm of anything funny.

except for the ferengi part.

:7

[leeroysphitz]

20. OF course! I really should have known that...