cobalt1999
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Sat Jul-15-06 07:28 AM
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My wife wakes me up this morning with the words, "you're in trouble" |
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I, of course, ask why and she says "I was dreaming you were flirting with some other woman". Me: "Hey! I can't get in trouble over YOUR dream" Her: "Doesn't matter, you got me all upset" Me: "No, YOUR dream got you all upset" Her: "You're still in trouble". Me: "Well, was she a cute big breasted blond?" note: my wife is a small brunette. Her: "Now, you are REALLY in trouble" - playfully whacks me with pillow.
Now, She's still in bed and I'm up and making the coffee for her.
Any of you other women do this to your poor husbands?
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Sat Jul-15-06 08:13 AM
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1. Well geez, did you at least get her phone number? LoL n/t |
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Sat Jul-15-06 08:14 AM
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I know where you are coming from. I was awaken one night at about 3 in the morning with a surprisingly well placed elbow to the ribs for, and get this "being bad" in her dream.
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:04 PM
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How lame is this? Some women need some serious help.
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:37 PM
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16. No I'm not going to elbow her |
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but the pain I endured with the ribs hurt even more when I laughed and realized what happened. She never hit me again. So it must have worked. Now every now and then she just wakes me up to let me know I was bad in her dreams. I ask her questions like how many women were there? Was I in command or submissive? What color was they're hair? I ask but she never tells me. I think its funny as hell. She didn't break my rib, but it hurt for 3 days.
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Sat Jul-15-06 04:01 PM
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17. That's happened to me too. |
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I got the elbow. She really was that angry.
After she woke up more we both thought it was funny, and we kept making jokes about it for a couple of days.
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Sat Jul-15-06 06:29 PM
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18. Yeah now it just funny |
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but when she first wakes up she is mad.:mad:
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Sat Jul-15-06 09:30 AM
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3. I usually awake to "You peckerhead." |
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Sat Jul-15-06 09:34 AM
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4. No, my husband does that |
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to me.
He's forever "getting mad" at me about the dream he had about me "cheating" on him. :grr:
How STUPID is that?!?
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Sat Jul-15-06 10:28 AM
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5. I sheepishly raise my hand |
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I have fights with people in my dreams and hold a grudge. Even when I figure out why I'm mad it takes me some time to chill. I was mad at my mom for about three days once over a stupid dream.
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Sat Jul-15-06 10:33 AM
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6. No-one is to be held responsible for what they....... |
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or anyone else, dreams!
You do not have control over your dreams!
This is insanity!
Sheesh.......:eyes:
:hi:
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Sat Jul-15-06 10:39 AM
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7. My wife used to do that kind of stuff. |
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I remember it with great fondness.
First it told me that she found me attractive and worthy.
Second it gave me a chance to tell her how I felt about fidelity, and a chance to reassure her and tell her how much I love her, just as I always have and always will.
Done right, this sort of thing is play and fun play at that.
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cobalt1999
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Sat Jul-15-06 11:22 AM
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8. yes, it's all playful now... |
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although for the first couple of minutes I think she was really upset.
After reading Nickster's post, I asked her if she has another dream, to get the phone number. :)
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Sat Jul-15-06 11:45 AM
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9. Absolutely. It's good for him. :) |
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Sat Jul-15-06 11:59 AM
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I remember when the kids were little and I was a stay at home mom, Mr. Joneschick would come home from work to "you and I have been fighting all day and you're not doing well!" He tended to keep his head down and take over child care about then......
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:00 PM
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11. Or because you didn't get her the cherry and asparagus flavored ice cream? |
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:03 PM
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12. That is the dumbest thing I've heard thus far. |
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Skip said, "I guess if i'm getting in trouble for doing it in your dream, I might as well do it in real life so the trouble is deserved. Flirting isn't cheating. It's a thought. A THOUGHT!? What is this woman? The thought police? Good God, some women are just insane."
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:17 PM
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14. I had a dream once that MrG came up to me, in our daughter's |
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school no less, with a Nordic blonde on his arm. He said, "I'm sorry, but it's your fault I'm with her..." I woke up disoriented and angry at him for a minute..and then we had a lot of fun with it. It's the only time I've had a dream like that, and it was wild. :) :hi:
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Sat Jul-15-06 12:25 PM
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Nor do I freak out when he glances appreciatively at a good looking woman. What a waste of energy. :eyes:
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