"That sombitch don't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

[Jamastiene]

He ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom. I wish his dick would fall off. Go get prostrate cancer, you sombitch. Die, motherfucker."

The person said this when they saw Chimpy on television the other day.

Can y'all guess who said it?

I'll give you a hint and three guesses. The first two guesses don't count.

Hint: It wasn't me, but someone I know.

You will love this.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Your daddy??

My daddy has been talking a lot like this lately...and it cracks me up...and makes me proud. :)

[Jamastiene]

2. It was

my aunt, who just happens to be a 65 year old disgruntled veteran. She hates Chimpy with such a passion. I'm seriously considering asking her to let me record some of the things she says about him to use as a ringtone.

When we go to the VA hospital and walk through the hallway, there is a picture of the village idiot there on the wall. She never fails to say as loudly as possible, "I hate that damn sombitch!" It cracks me up soooo much.

[Jamastiene]

3. Kick for the evening crowd. n/t

[Zomby Woof]

4. Your aunt is my new hero

:D

[Jamastiene]

8. I love it when she speaks loudly like that, although

there are times when I go on high alert in case any of the freeps who may hear her take a swing at her. I wouldn't put it past them. No more respect than they have for women, the disabled, senior citizens, and/or veterans. Remember, they talk a mean game when it comes to the military, but when those same soldiers become vets, they totally ignore them. They treat them worse than cattle. The Fayetteville VA is a cesspool of filth and incompetence.

I, for one, am glad she gets her swings in any way she can. It's all she can do, unfortunately.

[blue neen]

5. Your aunt is right on the money!

She's 100% correct.

It sounds like she is a highly entertaining person. :)

[Jamastiene]

9. She really gets going sometimes.

You should hear her when she is talking about her legs. She fusses at them for not doing what she wants them to do. She uses humor a lot to get through the day. I am finding that she is right on on a lot of things, especially using humor to deal with life's curve balls.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Kicking a great story.

:yourock: Auntie Jamastiene!

[Jamastiene]

10. Thanks.

I was afraid the evening crowd would miss it. I just bust out laughing sometimes when I hear her go off on him like that.

[Spacemom]

7. Awesome!

Way to go Aunt Jamastiene!!

I wish we had about a million more like her! :bounce:

[Jamastiene]

11. I agree, except, make that million(s)

more like her. Maybe we could take back the control before the village idiot bots completely destroy it.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. Your aunt is cool !

LOL KICK ! :yourock: :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

14. Thanks.

I'd love for more people to share this. It's something I get treated to often. I don't even get a word in edgewise, because she beats me to it.

[qnr]

13. 3 cheers for your Aunt! I have a bad habit of cruising Sams Club parking

lots, just to make audible comments about Bush whenever I see a pro-Bush/GOP bumper sticker, preferably around the owners. I'm going to get a serious whooping some day, but it has been worth it to watch them slink away. I've yet to have anyone defend him.

[Jamastiene]

15. They know their days in power are numbered.

It's only a matter of time now, before even the most ardent chimpy "supporters" (sheep) will have to jump that sinking ship. And I hope I can say "Good riddance" somewhere in between the never ending grumbles my aunt spits out, lol.