OMG! I accidentally flashed my FReeper neighbor this morning...

[NewWaveChick1981]

:yoiks: I had just gotten out of the shower and had already done my hair and my makeup, getting ready to get dressed, when one of my dogs decided to have a scream-barking festival in my back yard. (She had spotted a squirrel). I threw on my robe, put on some sandals, and went out to get her. About that time, Mr. FReeper walks out of his back door, all dressed for church. As I was chasing my dog around the corner of the back yard nearest his house, my robe flew open and gave Mr. FReeper a great big eyeful! :wow: I quickly cinched the robe back up, smiled and waved, and then ran Vicki inside. I thought the robe was tied securely before, but apparently not. Sheesh... :blush:

The look on his face was priceless. :rofl: It was purely accidental, but the timing was perfect. :evilgrin: That'll probably give him "godless librul" fantasy material for years... :P I wouldn't be surprised if he and some of his church friends try to do an intervention with me.... :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Hehehehe....

so... what "kind" of look was it? ;) :rofl:

that's hysterical!

[billyskank]

5. ...

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. billy!!!

:loveya:

How is you holiday going? I hope you are having a great time. Did you get enough sleep last night? It was so neat to see you on later.

[billyskank]

9. It's going great!

We're going for a walk in the park later, and take a look round the aquarium.

It's nice to be on the same(ish) time as you too. :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Billyskank!

:hi:

[billyskank]

53. Wave babe!

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Shock!

Knowing Mr. Holier-Than-Thou, it was "that sinner again..." :rofl: His eyes widened and his jaw dropped...

[Guava Jelly]

2. we need a visual recreation

:)
MAybe gawd opened your robe to test him for sinful thoughts
:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. Yeah, that's it....God was putting him to the test right before

church. :P You'll have to settle for a verbal recreation. :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

27. can't win them all.. lucky for me i have a good Imagination

:hi:
some republicans have all the luck :)

[DawgHouse]

3. He's going to have to go to confession now.

Thanks to YOU!

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. And he's Baptist fundie. Dare he set foot in a confessional?

:rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

4. Ah, some poeple have all the luck

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. Billyskank!

:* :hi: Better luck next time...

[billyskank]

52. Next time?

:*

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Uh...that is, if there IS a next time...

:P That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

:*

[billyskank]

58. Okay

;)

:hug:

[Deja Q]

7. Can we see what he saw?

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. You'll have to settle for my verbal recreation...

If it helps any, I was wearing my red silk floor-length robe with an embroidered dragon on the back. Got it as a gift from a grateful student from China. The tie is also silk, which made it slick and didn't stay tied. :blush:

For the record, my neighbor is about 65 and was wearing his best church suit. :P

[yellowcanine]

67. He is 65!?? You are lucky he didn't have a heart attack right there.

Then you would have had to give him CPR. Oy vey.

[NewWaveChick1981]

77. I know. His wife would probably have hit me over the

head with a frying pan for performing mouth-to-mouth during the CPR, too. Ewww... :puke: Just the thought of that makes me wanna hurl. I only kiss godless libruls. :P

[yellowcanine]

95. "I only kiss godless libruls." Really? Hmm....(thinking, thinking) Dare

I fantasize?

[NewWaveChick1981]

100. Nobody's stoppin' ya.

:evilgrin: ;)

[yellowcanine]

105. Err - I need a few details, though, say eyes, hair, body type?

[NewWaveChick1981]

107. His or mine?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Jeebus, yesterday sure was the day for Dem "wardrobe malfunctions," then.

:rofl:


Oh my dear, what a great story. Luckiest day of that poor Pub's life, I tell ya! Must be something in the air yesterday, I had a few wardrobe malfunctions of my own:

I went to run a few errands in the afternoon before getting ready for a night out, so I just threw on an old sport bra under a t-shirt. A really old sport bra. The lower elastic sprung while I was in the middle of one of the stores and the "girls" relaxed themselves a bit lower than the bra could reach without the elastic reinforcement. :blush: Good thing it was my last errand before heading home again.

THEN that evening we went out to dinner and I was sitting on a high bar stool, the kind with a back and arms on it, while waiting for our table. When the hostess came to tell us our table was ready I attempted my dismount from the high stool (I had to jump a little 'cuz I'm short) and the hem of my blue jean skirt got caught between the edge of the seat and the side of the arm rest and my hand, so I ended up pulling my skirt up to waist level on one side for what was probably a second or two but what seemed like forever. I don't know if anybody saw, I was too embarrassed to look around the bar to see if they did and just made a beeline for the table. :blush:

:rofl:

[billyskank]

10. ...

:hi: :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Hiya Billy!!!

Now YOU I would have flashed on purpose and just claimed it was an accident.



:7


:loveya:

:hi:

[billyskank]

15. ...

I would be having cold showers for days :blush:


:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

90. Sweetie, if I was close enough to flash you...

I wouldn't leave you hanging. So to speak.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Sigh

I always miss the best parts.

[Dangerously Amused]

16. No you didn't.

I was wearing panties.


:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Still

All that luscious leg...

[Dangerously Amused]

55. Nah, you got me mixed up with LaraMN.

She's the Leeeeeegs goddess around here. I'm the short one. Darn it. I even offered to trade my kidney and my legs for her legs and her boots a few days ago. No deal. :(


Maybe I should've thrown in a vibrating razor.

[Mutley]

62. Did someone say vibrating razor?

:think:

[NewWaveChick1981]

64. Yeah, Venus has one...

:P

[Mutley]

68. OMG, really?

I wonder if Target is still open. :7

[Dangerously Amused]

76. Everything you ever wanted to know about vibrating razors,

AND how to get one free:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5320294

[NewWaveChick1981]

79. You know, vibrating razors actually kill two birds with one stone.

:evilgrin: Just be careful not to nick yourself.

[Dangerously Amused]

85. Not to worry, it has a detachable "head."

The actuaL razor part, I mean. For when you want to... you know... "replace the razor." Or something.

[Mutley]

89. !!!

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh, man. I'm Dyin' over here. :7

[NewWaveChick1981]

92. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

82. Ooo.

Yeah, multi-tasking. I was wonderin' 'bout that. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

84. It saves a lot of time.

:P

[Mutley]

88. Haha!

:rofl:

I'm wondering if I should actually get one. I Have been needing a new razor...

[Dangerously Amused]

94. Okay, okay... here:

It's like you were there.

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. ROFL!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. It could be worse...You could be a FReeper fundie...

:hi: :* Thanks...

[Jamastiene]

65. Awwwww, I do too.

I know how ya feel. :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. Glad you thought it was funny!

I did too! :rofl: :hi: Reminds me of what happened last summer at work. I worked at a college near here for years, and it's an old campus. They often do repair and maintenance work in the summer when most of the students are gone. I had gone to the fitness center at lunch and dashed back to the office to change before returning to work. I had just taken my sweaty sports bra and tank top off when the paint crew decided to work on the window at the bathroom. It was on the second floor away from everything, so I never had any problem with peepers. However, they were working on the building next door that morning, so I thought nothing of it. I found myself face to face with two painters while I stood there topless. I just laughed and waved and threw my bra and shirt back on while they were gawking. :rofl:

So two malfunctions in one day? :P Happens to all of us!

[jobycom]

11. If he's a typical conservative, you'll never get rid of him now.

Flowers, notes, secret calls... he'll buy a telescope. And if you ever give in and marry him, he'll blow his house up to keep you from getting it! Good luck, you!

[NewWaveChick1981]

32. He better watch it... I'll call his pastor and report him...

:rofl: I'll check for pipe bombs. :hi:

[jobycom]

42. Pastor could be more of a perv!

Then you'd have two Fundies after you! You're all grown up, saw if he's Catholic you should be okay, though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

44. OMG, you're right!

I'll have to keep them at bay somehow! :P

[sarge43]

12. You know, of course, you're going to be the subject of a thread

at Freeperville aka Mordor. Godless libruls generate an unnatural excitement among the orcs. Nakkid Godless libruls ... well, they'll dine out on this for weeks.

Great story.

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. If we have any lurkers in FReeperville, LMK if you see anything

about this particular godless librul... I wanna see what they're saying.

Thanks for the warning! :hi: If I get any obscene phone calls or death threats, I'll let y'all know... :P

[Dem_4_Life]

18. LOL nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. :)

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

19. Can I come over and see too?

:hi:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Sure, if you like seeing nekkid godless libruls...

:loveya: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

40. did you say godless or Goddess?

I vote Goddess...

:D

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. I'm flattered...

:hi: :blush: :loveya:

[Joey Liberal]

20. Are we not worthy of an eyeful???

That's one lucky Freeper:).........

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. Hey, I'd rather it had been the neighbor on the other side of

our house. At least he voted for Kerry last time around. I wish it HAD been a librul! :D :hi:

[long_green]

28. Just sit down and wait for the police

It's a shame to lose you over an accident but think of the children.

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. I had NOT thought of the children. What if they'd seen?

:scared: I would have corrupted those poor children. Why do I hate America? :P

[long_green]

38. You poor woman. You poor, misguided, naked woman

nm

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. He'd probably have a stroke to know I sleep nekkid too...

:scared:

[long_green]

41. I'm a little woozy myself just now

nm

[NewWaveChick1981]

46. We've got to find a way to revive you...

:hi: :*

[bigwillq]

43. HA! What a great story!

LOL! :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. Glad I could entertain you...

:hi: :P

:loveya:

[tinfoil tiaras]

48. rofl

"godless liburul" fantasy...that's genius! =)

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Thanks...

:hi: Even though it was accidental, I got a big kick out of it, 'cause I knew his head was about to explode. He's really repressed... :rofl:

[TommyO]

50. His male church friends and Mr. FReeper

were probably in the rest room at church getting all worked up over it. There's nothing that they like more than something that they can only dream about from their wives.

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. Probably so.

:rofl: I guess I'll just have to let them dream...

[AngryAmish]

54. You gonna have too retell this story

Many, many more detail and a lot slower.

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. So, you mean like slow-motion instant replay?

:P

[AngryAmish]

74. Exactly

But much, much slower is better...

[NewWaveChick1981]

87. OK. Since I've gotta hit the sack in a few minutes, I'll

do what I can with the blow-by-blow description in the morning. :P

[HughBeaumont]

59. You accidentally wasted a view of that hot body on a FREEPER?

Oh, the humanity.

[NewWaveChick1981]

60. Sorry, dude. It wasn't a choice.

:blush: If I'd had a choice, it would have been a DUer. ;)

:* :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

61. You aren't doing your job as a great DU'er

if you aren't giving them something to talk about. Bravo! Great going. I congratulate you. I must say though, I wish I had been there instead to catch a glimpse. :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

63. Thank ya! :)

:* Yeah, I need DUers there if it happens again... :)

[billyskank]

66. Apropros of nothing

:hug:

[Mutley]

70. It's so odd seeing you here this late.

We're in Bizarro World!

:crazy:

[billyskank]

71. mutley

Have I ever told you how happy I am to see you here? :hug:

Okay, maybe I did once or twice ;)

:loveya:

[Mutley]

73. You've mentioned it once or twice, yes.

I'm very happy to see you here, too. What do ya think of our continent so far? :D


:loveya:

[billyskank]

75. I think it's fucking big!

Everything is so spread out, while back home everything seems so cramped and squashed together by comparison.

[Mutley]

78. Welcome to Suburbia.

It's good to know Canada has it, too.

:rofl:



I'm in some kind of weird mood tonight. A good weird, but weird nonetheless. :silly:

[billyskank]

83. ...

I like your wierd moods. :hug:

[Mutley]

93. Why, thank you, billy.

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

80. LOL!

:hi: :hug:

[Nevernose]

69. Yeah, baby, yeah!

[NewWaveChick1981]

81. ROFL!

:rofl: :hi:

[WCGreen]

72. Hell I have godless librul fantasies....

And I'm hundreds of miles away...

[NewWaveChick1981]

86. We godless libruls need to stick together...

especially when it comes to fantasies. :P

[WCGreen]

91. Well, it is a rather sticky, humid night....

I suppose the together part would just take care of itself...

[Darth_Kitten]

96. LOL

You SKANK you. ;) :evilgrin:

You couldn't have timed it more perfectly. :)

[sarge43]

97. Freep got the Full Chickie!! n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

102. ROFL!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

101. Yeah, yeah, I know.

:P I'm just perverted, that's all. :evilgrin: Must've been fate or something.

[Taverner]

98. You flash the freeps but not me???

I'm hurt :(

[NewWaveChick1981]

103. Hey, I didn't MEAN to flash freeps...

:hug: I have a pic that might make you feel better. (NO, it's not a flashing pic, but somewhat close...)

[billyskank]

99. What, again?

Oh sorry, same thread. :P

:*

[NewWaveChick1981]

104. I only flash every now and then.

Not two days in a row. :hi:

:loveya:

[texanwitch]

106. Long time ago when I lived in Austin in a haunted house, we had

neighbors who walked around naked all time in their backyard.

They had a tall fence but we had a two story house, we saw a lot of things.

They would have naked friends over for BBQ, and parties in general.

Some people should be naked and other not.

[NewWaveChick1981]

108. Like "good naked" and "bad naked" on Seinfeld?

:rofl: Yes, you are exactly right!