We will NOT be talking about SEX in this thread

[yvr girl]

Do you think the mods will fall for that? I hear they're all drunk at the annual mod rave anyway.

[Dangerously Amused]

1. Can we talk about gender, then?

[yvr girl]

2. Can you make it spicy?

Did you hear about the otter porn I saw today?

[RetroLounge]

3. SEX

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

RL

[yvr girl]

5. All talk and no action

x(

Of course, you're kind of an old guy...

[RetroLounge]

10. Oh, that hurts...

:cry:

RL

[yvr girl]

12. There's a price to be paid for ignoring me

I can't spank you - you like it too much.

[RetroLounge]

14. Not ignoring you.

Stalking you quietly...

RL

[yvr girl]

15. You should do it more loudly

So I know you care.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. OK.........no talking about sex......check!

So..........what do you want to talk about? Hmmm?

:shrug:

:hi:

[yvr girl]

7. Nature shows?

or something.

[XemaSab]

18. Baby you and me we ain't nothin' but mammals...

[reyd reid reed]

6. But...I wanna talk about sex...

Well, truthfully I really don't wanna Talk about it...

But...if I can't at least Talk about it, I might forget what it IS.

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

8. I think it involves

balls and plastic tubing...












at least from what I saw today.

[reyd reid reed]

13. Oh really....

And just what did you see today?

I must've missed it.

[yvr girl]

17. I saw animal porn

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5378874&mesg_id=5378874

[reyd reid reed]

21. I see....

Or you did, anyway...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

23. It was the most filthy display

there were children crying and everything :scared:

[reyd reid reed]

24. Awwwwww...the poor children....

:cry:

[Floogeldy]

9. Who is "we?" You gotta rat in your pocket?

Oh sex is good and sex is great
And sex is grand and sex is lovely
And sex is happy and sex is yummy
And sex is glorious and sex is positive
And sex is oompa oompa and sex is thumbs up
And sex is chocolate and sex is sweet
And sex is affirmative and sex is needed
And sex is . . . . . .

;)

[yvr girl]

11. Let me get this straight

You're pro sex?

[Floogeldy]

16. Well. I . . . . I . . . . .

I think so?

;)

[jobycom]

19. Sex is way overrated

at least if it's what I think it is...

[yvr girl]

20. Do we need to put a call out to any available Sex Ed teachers?

I'd hate for you to be confused.

[jobycom]

22. No, I think a memory specialist would do

I've heard I tried it before, it was part of being married. But if it's that part where you stand there and fight over who's cleaning the dishes, I'd rather just not remember.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. 'Now, sex'

"Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?"

[Jamastiene]

27. Stop it.

You are making me hornier. I didn't think that was possible tonight. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Horny enough to...

Nah. Nemmind. :blush:

[Jamastiene]

29. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, don't nevermind.

Hey, is it against the rules to "go private?" :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. LOL!

I haven't heard "go private" since I useta hit the AOL chat rooms. :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

31. Can't have sex without...

going there, now can ya? :evilgrin: Now, spill it :evilgrin:, what were you saying before? I wanna know.

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Well... uh...

:blush:









...enough to switch teams?

[Jamastiene]

34. A night with a great DU man, no problem.

You would certainly fall into that category. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Oy!

I dinna spect that answer.




It's weird when the paradigm shifts... :crazy:

[Jamastiene]

26. Does that mean we'll be doing it instead?

If so, I'm there. :evilgrin:

[Name removed]

33. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Jamastiene]

35. I love you!!!!!

I needed that. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

38. How about this?

[billyskank]

42. YAY Buffy got a post deleted!

:yourock: :loveya:

[XemaSab]

36. Are those otters???

:o

[NMMNG]

39. Ferrets

:P

[XemaSab]

40. It would be way cooler if they were otters

Billy and yvr spent the day watching an otter.


















































For pointers.

[NMMNG]

41. My roomie and I went to a pet store recently

We happened by the cages with the mice and hamsters. In every cage with mice those things were going at it like porn stars. :rofl: It appeared that at least one female was in heat in each cage, because as soon as the one male got done coupling with her/them, another would mount and begin thrusting. We just stood there looking from cage to cage in awe.

[lavenderdiva]

43. Locking

Graphic sex threads are against DU rules