The Eggstractor is no longer available!!! (sad, truly sad)

[underpants]

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[Midlodemocrat]

1. Wow! It laid eggs? Sure to piss off the chickens.

Seriously, what did it do?

[underpants]

2. BRILLIANT!

What does it do?

It peeled hard boiled eggs. I have one. I gave one to my mother, my mother-in-law, and my brother they are all waiting for just the right occassion to use...or so they tell me.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I would guess if you were a fan of the egg, it would come in

handy, but you know how I feel about those disgusting little albumin covered barely orbital shaped things.

[Fenris]

3. Why did you need gloves to operate it?

:scared:

[underpants]

4. Uh

ooh good question...uh probably had something to do with finger prints and chickens. Must have been in the pre-DNA days.

[Fenris]

6. "You boiled my unborn son. Prepare to die."

[ornotna]

7. Calm down now

If you just have to have one.
looky here---------------------> http://www.eggstractor.net/

[underpants]

8. Thank god

WHEW!