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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 12:22 PM
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I had a dream about being a vegetable in a grocery store.
A big stalk of broccoli. (you should see the size of my head...)

Anyhoo, I kept noticing people stopping by, picking me up, and squeezing me all over the place. It was disconcerting.

Then one person did buy me and take me home.

Little did I know, this person had a very shiny selection of knives and proceeded to slice me numerous times. (you don't want to see the head any longer...)

And I ended up inside someone's stomach.

I'll let you know if anything happens later on. Probably in 3 days.


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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 12:36 AM
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1. At least you weren't a cucumber
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 12:37 AM
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2. Or a baby carot.
:rofl:
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erslyman Donating Member (4 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 01:11 PM
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3. Or a baby carot.
I'd rather be broccoli.
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