Ever watch "Talk Sex," with Sue Johanson?

[LaraMN]

I watched it last night, and I haven't laughed so hard at a tv show in ages. Between her goofy lisp, her often mediocre advice, and the bizarre idiocy (no, you cannot get pregnant from swallowing ejaculate) of some of her callers, well, I freaking love that show. It's a riot; I love that woman.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Mediocre advice?

Oh, shit. :scared:




I gotta make some calls...

[LaraMN]

6. Some of it's ok-

but she advises using the phrase "big boy," a bit much for my taste.

[MountainLaurel]

2. OMG, I heard that one too

As I was flipping channels. I was thinking "Honey, if you believe that swallowing will help fertility, you're too *&$#ing stupid to be raising children."

[LaraMN]

7. Exactly.

This is the kind of person I'm afraid will invest far too much trust in the pull-out method.

[mark414]

3. somebody seriously asked

if you could get pregnant by swallowing?

wow...

[LaraMN]

5. Yes. I'm a little unnerved that person is having sex at all.

:scared:

[MrScorpio]

4. That reminds me of a joke

Sperm #1: Damn, I'm getting exhausted. How far do we have to go before we reach the Fallopian Tubes?

Sperm #2: It shouldn't be long now. We just passed the tonsils.

[LaraMN]

9. Muahhahaa!

Poor little guys!:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. MrG and I were rolling on the floor watching last night.

With laughter...I mean. The one with the vegan man who was worried about the taste of his ejaculate..and the first caller who's husband said she needed to go on some sort of medicine because she was a nympho...and I won't even go into the "first use the condom...then put the penis in...no wait, that won't work...how about this..." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LaraMN]

10. That guy was one heckuva talker, too (the vegan man).

How about those "toys" she had on? I think she was correct in her assessment of their poor design, though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Agreed. Last night really was a "best of" quality show.

I turned to MrG and said,"Can you believe these people walk around normal just like us?" :D

The toys were not what appeared to be well made.


The way she says feces never fails to crack me up.

[LaraMN]

13. I don't know. I think some of them might be walking a little crooked,

given their bad ideas and miniscule insufficient understanding of their own anatomy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. True! I'll have to watch more closely...

;) :hi:

The pasta salad was awesome last night. I had some for lunch too. Thanks for pointing me in the direction.

[LeftyMom]

16. woried about that taste of his whaaaaaaaa?

We (vegans) taste waaaaaaaaaaay better. Seriously. It's on a bumper sticker and everything so it must be true.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. He just switched to vegan from a meat diet.

He had heard (from another Sue show) that the taste changes and was worried about what future partners would think. :hi: It was cute...and he could talk...a lot. :hi:

[GirlinContempt]

12. I love Sue

I've worked with her, she's great

[LaraMN]

15. She seems like she'd be a hoot, irl.

Her somewhat inarticulate yet spunky nature is exactly what makes her so endearing. I always try to catch that show.

[GirlinContempt]

17. Gotta love us Canadians

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Hey!!! I got the School's Out movie through Amazon...finally!

I forgot that Caitlyn says "fuck"... :wow:

[GirlinContempt]

22. OMG!

eeeeee! Thats so great!
:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. It's disturbing...yet entertaining

It's one of those shows where I ask myself, "why am I getting sex advice from a woman old enough to be my grandmother" but I watch with a certain level of horror and amusement

[Schema Thing]

19. She's great

[Radio_Lady]

23. When I see her show, I always think, "I could have done that!"

But, of course, my daughter and son would have been totally shocked. Shit, they even get disturbed if I mention sex AT ALL. I have about the most conservative, uptight, deeply religious (!) Mormon and Conservative Jewish kids.

They don't want to hear ANYTHING about sex from anybody! Frankly, I don't think I've said two words to either of them -- even in jest -- about sexuality -- since they were 10 or 11.