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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 01:16 PM
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Am I a good husband or what?
. . . so I get an email from the wife saying she's having a craving for molasses bread sold only at a local bakery. The problem? It's 100 degrees outside and I rode my bike to work. Our town is very hilly and of course the bakery is at the bottom of the hill. It's not that far out of my way but I'm gonna work up a six pack of sweat getting up the surrounding hills; and then not have room in my back pack for beer. The things we do for love.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 01:18 PM
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1. either that or you are whipped
:7
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 02:12 PM
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5. I RECKON HIS WIFE KICKED HIS ASS
:D :hi:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 02:36 PM
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7. You reckon wrong
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 01:19 PM
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2. While you're there,
could you pick up some fresh baked rye bread for me? :9

Thanks. You're awesome. :hi:
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 02:07 PM
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3. My wife gets
nightly foot rubs before we go to bed, and every morning I wake her up with "back pushes" because sometimes her back is stiff in the morning.

:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 02:11 PM
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4. You're a great husband!
Good for you! (Just make sure you don't remind the wife TOOO much about how much work it was to get the bread, or it partially cancells out your good deed points.)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 02:36 PM
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6. The bakery is closed on Monday
She called before I left work. I wasn't going to complain since I'm on an exercise kick and tracking the number of miles I ride this month. The diversion to the bakery would have just boosted my total
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