Post two lies about Ava -- I'll start

[Orrex]

She's eight feet tall
She has a pet komodo dragon

[wildhorses]

1. she is from Vermont

and she doesn't have a computer

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. She's a Republican

She's a Scientologist.

[Ava]

17. how did you ever figure out?

:wow:

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. I could see it with my special psychic eye.

[Ava]

25. your psychic eye is spooky!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Nah, my left eye is the psychic eye.

The orange thing is just to protect my right eye from chemtrail vapors.

[Ava]

29. bwa ha ha ha ha!

you look like a pirate to me! ;)

[otherlander]

3. Ava lives inside of the computer

Ava sank off the Ivory Coast in 1942 with 35 passangers aboard.

[LeftyMom]

4. Ava is a 35 year old Libertarian man.

Ava voted for Bush twice.

[JVS]

46. Isn't that the case for every person on the internet who is supposedly...

a 15 year old girl?

[El Fuego]

5. Ava owns the worlds largest collection of shrunken heads.

Ava erased the Nixon tapes telepathically with her own thought waves sent back through time.

[Flaxbee]

6. "AVA" stands for

A Veritable Anagram

She loves going to salons to get her hair cut super-short.

[Ariana Celeste]

7. She studied theology in Germany.

She has an insatiable thirst for Turkish sports news.

[Orrex]

8. She's been married since 1973 and has nine children

Once each day she can turn her head around 360°

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Ava has a lot of sailor boyfriends **wink wink**

Ava's flirty eye-winking gets her into a lot of cat fights over men

[Ava]

12. bwa ha ha ha ha!

:spray:

[billyskank]

10. Ava is a mother of two and hates picture threads

:)

[Ava]

11. hey! what sparked this?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

14. Do you mind? We're having a serious conversation here

PS. Ava is a muslem terrist.

[Ava]

15. LOL!

:rofl:

what on earth made you start this thread? lol

[Orrex]

18. You wouldn't understand--you're too young

And she also sang soprano in La Traviata in August 2003.

[Orrex]

13. She has an army of thralls who obey her slightest whim

She enjoyed critical success with her first CD:

[LaraMN]

16. She said I can have her kidney.

Dannon yogurt makes her gassy.

[Ava]

19. yeah.. but did you get it writing?

:shrug:

:P ;)

[SeattleGirl]

20. Ava is the secret love child of Dick Cheney

And George Bush is her secret god father.

[Ava]

21. OH MY GOD! ROFLMAO

that one is by far the worst on this thread! :rofl:

i have to go double check my birth certificate now!

[SeattleGirl]

23. Why, thank you!!!!

:rofl:

Yeah, better go check that birth certificate!

[Ava]

26. oh.. thank god

it has the names on it that i thought were there... whew!

[SeattleGirl]

31. But remember, I said SECRET love child

And you know, Cheney has more money than God, so he could pay off anyone for anything, like, say, hospital personnel........:evilgrin:

(Yeah, I'm sooooooo bad!)

[Ava]

34. sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i'm going to have nightmare tonight! :scared:

[miss_american_pie]

24. She co-wrote "Sweet Child of Mine"

and has a pyrotechnics fetish. ;)

[Orrex]

40. Ouch!

Ava applies eyeliner while traveling at speed on I-79

And she wrote the first "brazillions" joke

[Guava Jelly]

28. She is a nazi war criminal

hiding under the disguise of a young american lady.
Also she mixes pickle relish in her ice cream

[Ava]

30. ewww.. that second one is absolutely disturbing!

:rofl: ;)

[tinfoil tiaras]

32. Ava is a part of the AADAC

the American Association of the Devotees of mAnn Coulter. (numero uno)

aaannnndd...

Ava didn't pass 7th grade math (I almost didnt.. :blush:)

[LSK]

33. shes stem cell research scientist and she opposes stem cell research

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Momgonepostal]

35. She's really one of the Bush twins...

and a master unicyclist.

[Ava]

37. you know.. twins do run in my family!

:wow:

[Momgonepostal]

38. See, maybe I'm right! :-)

[Ava]

39. but if you're right.. then you're wrong

because you're only supposed to post lies about me in this thread :P ;)

[txwhitedove]

36. She secretly wants a Hummer for her first car, and

she wears cammo gear and combat boots. (Has a thing for Arnold Schwarz..er, The Gov of Calif.)

[HughBeaumont]

41. She and Nikki Mendocino are sisters.

Can't you see the resemblance?!?!??!!??11??

She also hunts squirrels with Rocco Nugent and purees them.

[BreweryYardRat]

42. All right.

Ava has the proportional strength of a donkey.

She's also the love child of Ann Coulter and Jeff Gannon.

[XemaSab]

43. Ava has three breasts

Ken Lay took the fall for Ava.

[Orrex]

44. She is the very model of a modern major general

She never, ever spells her name backwards.

[El Fuego]

45. Ava is in the national touring company of "Cats."

She plays Grizabella.

[RetroLounge]

47. Ava was once married to Elvis.

also, she invented a new theory of creationism called Ava-Lution.

RL

[Ava]

49. ava-lution

i like the sounds of that :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

52. Yes, and when you're older I will tell you about

Ava-Lotion...

:rofl:

RL

[Gormy Cuss]

48. Ava broke DU.

She's proud of it too.

[Ava]

50. who told you?

was it fuzzy? ;)

[Gormy Cuss]

51. You expect me to 'slip' up and tell ya?

:D

[Ava]

53. you didn't deny it!

so it musta been fuzzy! fuzzy's just trying to pin the blame on me!

[Orrex]

54. Ava is Rick Santorum's Campaign Manager

And she personally approves this message

[Ava]

55. now THAT my friend is hillarious!

:spray:

[Orrex]

56. And timely, given your recent goings-on

By the way:

Ava knows the location of the Grail

and

She shoots first and asks questions later

[RedCloud]

57. not too sure about this...

But if you tar her you get
Avatar!

My other lie is that I have two lies.