Don't ask me why. Ask me anything!

[Deja Q]

[wildhorses]

1. how are you today?

:hi:

[Deja Q]

4. Thank you for asking! Today I feel

yesterday. Tomorrow I will feel today. If you asked me yesterday, I'd tell you to ask me two days from now.


And no, I'm not

[tjwmason]

2. Isn't that contradictory?

If we're supposed to ask you anything, then surely one of the things to ask you would be "why"? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

5. Thank you for asking! The only thing contradictory is

how one day I wanna do it and then the next I want nothing to do with doing it.

Whatever it is, mind you... I wouldn't know. :blush: I'll ask myself yesterday...

[Radio_Lady]

3. Hypnotoad, why are some of your little people gray and some are blue?

Does this have anything to do with Civil War history?

What is your answer?

[Deja Q]

6. Thank you for asking! This is why some are blue and some are gray:

Some of the little people have been holding their breath.

Others held their breath for far too long...

Ask me two days from now if that sounded contradictory yesterday... :evilgrin:



:yoiks:

[Call Me Wesley]

7. To me, this gray guy looks a bit familiar.

Do I need to hold my breath now? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

9. Thank you for asking! No, you do not need to hold your

breath.

To love something is to let it go. :D Just how what mommy told me to do by opening the window then opening the door to the bird cage... but that wouldn't do the bird, a domesticated parrot that can't imitate, never mind think independently, any good... :D

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Pheeew ...

I was getting all blue already.

Nice analogy, but it doesn't do good to a domesticated bird, as you sated above. To love something and to let it go, however, I fully agree with you. The road takes on. :hi:

[Mutley]

8. Why?

Crap, did I just break the rules?

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

12. Thank you for asking! You didn't break any rules!

Or even crap!

But if you broke the ice...

:yoiks:

[Mutley]

14. Maybe I

broke wind.

:yoiks:

[querelle]

10. Okay.............

Wise sage. Is homosexuality biological or environmental? I am dying to know...........

Q

[Deja Q]

13. Thank you for asking! Homosexuality is

homogenized, much like milk.

It is biological in that there's a gene or series of genes that says "Go boink someone of the same gender".

Yet it is environmental. We see it all the time in media and in nature. Even though it was never in the media until the late-1980s... and before 1900, people were too busy hurtling stones and spears at each other to notice the varieties of life forms being homo with each other. :D Only humans, of which people were told "Go throw stones and spears at them."


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