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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 11:04 PM
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A joke
A missionary priest is over in a village in the bush in Africa. One day he is out and about and sees a lion that starts chasing him. The priest runs, but knows that the lion is going to outrun him, so he suddenly drops to his knees and starts praying to God to spare him and protect him. He prays and prays and prays, then he hears a noise and looks over amazed to see the lion bent over, seemingly praying as well. The priest, still dumbstruck looks over at the lion and says "Do you want to pray together?" and the lion says "No you keep praying, I'm saying grace."




I think it was said by Richard Pryor, but if I am wrong, please correct me. Bear in mind, I am paraphrasing here....

Well it's funnier when he does it...
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 01:00 AM
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1. LOL!
Haven't heard that one before!

:hi:
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