Ladies, you look tense. Perhaps you need a good neck massage?

[Bucky]

In fact, I won't even ask you. I'll just guzzle me down a fifth of courage,
sneak up behind you, and give your neck a li'l rubbin'. Heh-heh.

You like that, don'tcha? I call that a Freedom Massage.

[Seabiscuit]

1. Shrub to Merkel: "From now on you will address me as "Mein Fuerer"!

Merkel to Shrub: "Fuckenzee Auf, Whistle-Ass!"

[pitohui]

2. yeah i know guys like that

dude, control your consumption, is all i'm sayin

[Ava]

3. ahh.. i'm going to have nightmares now!

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Maybe you could snag the video

and do one with a Joan Jett soundtrack: "Do You Wanna Touch Me?"

:rofl:

[Ava]

8. ugh.. i think i'd throw-up

don't think i could handle that

[RevCheesehead]

4. Aw, hell....

I had a professor who used to do that. Sexist pig.
We filed a sexual harassment complaint... so should Merkel.

[pitohui]

5. who would she file it w? EOM

.

[RevCheesehead]

6. Condi?

Pickles? :shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Preznut Inappropriate strikes again.

:eyes: Do you think he'd have given the Japanese prime minister a neck rub? Or given Tony Blair a foot rub? C'mon, Asshat-in-Chief---I didn't think even YOU were that dumb! Giving world leaders (uh, FEMALE world leaders) a grope is NOT a good idea.

Stupid moron jerkoff fucknut... :grr:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. ARRRGGHHH! I hate him!

A bad "leader", a horrible person, an idiot, and someone who doesn't know boundaries...much less being able to understand the meaning of the word, and is completely incapable of speaking coherently.

This narcissistic man-boy does NOT represent me, my nation, or anything I could remotely believe and/or have trust in.

AAARRRGGHHH! I hate him!

[ikojo]

11. Imagine the hue and cry in the corporate media

had CLINTON done such a thing to a female world leader. Brian Williams and his kind would be plastering it all over the news asking if this was appropriate behavior for a world leader, blah, blah, blah. It would be presented as proof of his inability to control his urges.

WHERE IS AN INDEPENDENT MEDIA WHEN WE TRULY NEED IT?

[joneschick]

12. Merkel is saying:

Lass mich los, du Scheissekopf! (courtesy of Scruffbunny, newly home from Stuttgart)

[Schema Thing]

13. That Merkel Lady is prolly frigid er sumpin'