What Will Your Dying Words Be?

[arwalden]

[wildhorses]

1. damn....I forgot to duck

[av8rdave]

2. I told you I was sick! n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

3. "Oh my, I see gay stars!"

:)

[Hugin]

4. Something stupid...

Like, "What time is it?"

[Ptah]

5. I'll be right back. n/t

[wildhorses]

6. Hey Y'all watch this....

[Hugin]

7. "I guess I should've cut the yellow wire."

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

36. I've heard that one more than once. . .

And it always make's me lol

[catbert836]

73. Bite my shiny metal ass!

[seemunkee]

8. Oh yeah, you and what fucking army?

or "Oh, shit"

[arwalden]

9. Wheeeeeeee!

[JVS]

10. Shit! I knew this would happen!

[Hugin]

11. "Let's do that... *AGAIN*!"

:woohoo:

[deutsey]

12. That's it?

[Hugin]

Followed by: "I want a refund!"

:hi:

[terrya]

13. "Goodbye, world"

I figure I'm not going to be too creative at that point.

[Tyler Durden]

14. LAST TAG!

[Hugin]

15. "Did you hear something?"

[Hugin]

16. "Pull up! Pull up!"

[Hugin]

17. "This is how the book says to do it."

[Hugin]

18. "Sure it's safe... I looked it up on the Internets."

[Deep13]

19. No, that's not what gas smells like.

[JVS]

20. In before the lock!

[matcom]

21. "Hold My Beer"

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. "What the FUC....???"

:)

[zanne]

23. "Feed the cats"

Even death has no power over the insistent, unrelenting meowing of my semi-feral felines.

[LaraMN]

24. Bury me...in...my boots....

:P

[Deep13]

25. Hey, look what I'm doing!

[Hugin]

26. "I've seen animals eat these."

[wildhorses]

27. Is that all there is?

[wildhorses]

28. Hey wait a sec ...gotta make a pitt stop

[wildhorses]

29. I told you we should've turned left...

[wildhorses]

31. where's my gun?

[Hugin]

32. Reminds me of my favorite...

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

[Hugin]

30. "Turn it over when I say, NOW!"

[The2ndWheel]

33. Gunga gulunga, nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

59. Well, you got that going for ya'. n/t

[BigMcLargehuge]

34. Man, that's a LOT of butter crunch ice cream!

[Deep13]

35. God will protect me from the lion!

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Fuck you, assholes!!!

[cobalt1999]

38. don't worry, the sharks won't bother you.

I actually said this once while diving in the Bahamas, no one else believed me and got out of the water.

[swag]

39. "Tell Abner Doubleday not to let baseball die."

[arwalden]

40. I Wonder What THIS Button Does...?

[begin_within]

42. As in this photo?

[jobycom]

41. You said he gets home at 6!

[begin_within]

43. It's lit. I'm SURE that fuse is lit. I lit it myself. Here, let me

[calico1]

44. I'd like it to be something like:

"Shhh, everyone gather around me. I have something very important to tell you that will affect you all. You should all know that I......"

That will keep them wondering!:crazy:

[arwalden]

45. Heh-heh...

:thumbsup: ... good one.

"The number to my Swiss bank account is--"

[NoSheep]

46. Pass the shrooms.

[GirlinContempt]

47. "Slayer!"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. I love you all!

Or.........

I am so fucking not ready........

Or.........

I'll be baaaack........

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. "Hold my flips flips and beer and meet me up the top."

[Deep13]

50. Oh, relax! What's the worst thing that could happen?

[Crazy Dave]

51. "I Buried Paul"

n/t

[Hugin]

52. "Okay kids, by signing that you are now my beneficiaries."

[Hugin]

53. "The natives here seem peaceful enough."

[Deep13]

54. "Either the curtains go or I do....

...What? nothing? It's Oscar Wilde! You people are hopeless."

[iconoclastic cat]

55. "It's..."

*collapses*

[long_green]

56. KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

nm

[wildhorses]

57. I love you.

[Fox Mulder]

58. "I was right."

[nickgutierrez]

60. Hey, what's this? n/t

[lumberjack_jeff]

61. Yeah, right. Jealous husbands don't kill 95 year olds.

[HEyHEY]

62. "Argh, I was kidding."

[Mutley]

63. "There's too many of them!"

[RedCloud]

64. DAMN you IRS, stop reanimating me!

I know I am your cash cow, but this is ridiculous.

[RagingInMiami]

65. "I coulda been a contender."

[sarge43]

66. "What does this button d......"

or

"Damn it. The bear's in the bird feeder again."

[LanternWaste]

67. "Hey... this coffee doesn't taste right!"

"Hey... this coffee doesn't taste right!"

I'm sure it'll be a future ex-wife who made the java that morning....

[Mad_Dem_X]

68. Turn that light off!

I read a joke along those lines, about an old man on his deathbed. He asks if all of his family is around him, and they assure him they are all there. Then he sits up and says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?" That's going to be me; my husband leaves lights on all the time when he's not in the room and it drives me crazy.

[madinmaryland]

69. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

70. I fear mine will be:

**Glub-glub-glub-gurgle-gurgle**

[Midlodemocrat]

71. Damn. I never got to meet arwalden.

:hide:

[Crabby Appleton]

72. Et tu, Brute?

[AlienGirl]

74. "Here we go again..."

[everythingsxen]

75. "If anyone asks, tell them I said something deep or witty"

:shrug:

[1monster]

76. I think the almost universal final words in the English language are

something like "Oh sh**!" Especially when something unexpectedly goes very wrong...

[pscot]

77. Why me?

N/T

[GOPisEvil]

78. I'm about to be worm food. Ask me anything.

[Jamastiene]

79. I hate Rockingham.

Red state city full of bigots and asshats. I'll prolly never escape this place and will prolly never like it either. It's my favorite pastime. Many of us here in Rockingham hate this place but can't seem to escape.

[Deja Q]

80. Oops. I should've chosen Jif.

:(

[Maat]

81. "It's been a wild, fun ride!"

Or, "It's been an adventure - see ya' next time!"

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

82. LOOK NO HANDS!

although I plan on living forever or will die trying damnit.

[chaska]

83. Forgive them, father. They know not what they do.

[jobycom]

96. Nice one! nt

[deucemagnet]

84. Wait here! I'll be right back!

...and that's when the chuds will get me.

[liberaltrucker]

85. In my line of work

Probably OHHHHH SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!
:rofl:

[otherlander]

86. "What the FUCK? You fucking shot me! WHY? Oh, my God!"

or maybe...
"Luke! I am your COUSIN!"
or...
"Remember me...as... a BURPING TURTLE!!!"

[u4ic]

87. "I shoulda toyned left....at Albequewque"

[KitchenWitch]

88. Rosebud

[bridgit]

89. "i had no idea morphine would cost so much..."

[Monk06]

90. Hey nurse, you said we were going to have egg custard for dessert. Cough*

[CanuckAmok]

91. "Wanna see how long I can hold my breath?"

.

[SofaKingLiberal]

92. "I'm gonna kick your ass!"

[bertha katzenengel]

93. Where the hell are my keys?

That's just for Mrs. V., in case she does a search for my posts . . . :loveya: Sweet Pea

[LuckyTheDog]

94. OK, so it WAS loaded (nt)

[Glorfindel]

95. Well, I'm back...

n/t

[halobeam]

97. My husband just said earlier,

he'd like to thank everyone for being the total asswhole they worked so hard to become. Mission Accomplished! LMAO.

[graywarrior]

98. Fucking neo-cons.

[ulysses]

99. "let me just say this about the Middle East..."

[jobycom]

100. and I will reveal these pictures of Bush on the 6:00 o'clock news...

[Stardust]

101. Delete star dot star