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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:36 AM Original message |
I'm Wilford Brimley. Ask me anything. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. Will you go to dinner with me? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:39 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. You wouldn't last five minutes at dinner with me! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:40 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Yes! we shall hunt together, and eat in the wild over an open fire |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
4. What the fuck happened to your career, man? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. You clearly don't watch PAX or the Hallmark Channel. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
5. How was Bob Crane in bed? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:47 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. A cold fish. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:50 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Do you still have the tape? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I do still have the one of me shooting him |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. With what kind of "gun" did you "shoot" him? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:59 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. You ever hear that dolphins "fire" at such a high velocity |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
6. Why do you pronounce it Dia-Beat-Us? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:49 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. I'm old, that's why! |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
7. Will you sign my painting ? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:46 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. I'm illiterate! |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. Did you nail Jessica Tandy on the set of Cocoon? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. You're darn-tootin'! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. What happened to Steve Gutenberg's career? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. He took career advice from me, that's what! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. Did oatmeal cause your diabetes? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. No, "Cream of Wheat" did, though. |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. Do your teats have a perky charm? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:02 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Not anymore. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
23. Who did you hit if you didn't hit your wife? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:01 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. I still don't know. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:05 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. A follow up |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:07 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. We prefer the term "Rosmarus." |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
26. Pronunciation query: |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. DIE uh BEAT us |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:09 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. More, a propos of pronunciation: |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:52 PM Response to Reply #31 |
39. There's no keystroke for it. It does exist in TNR font. |
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TexasLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
30. why do u look EXACTLY like my dad? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:10 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. You'd have to talk to my lawyer about that. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
33. George W. Bush: World's Greastest Leader or a real shit-for-brains |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:53 PM Response to Reply #33 |
40. Every president since Jackson has been illegitimate! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
34. Hey, any comment on this? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:55 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. I am actually both. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. how can you guarantee satisfaction? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:55 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. LIBERTY MEDICAL! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
36. Do You Know... |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:57 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. I stalked wild asparagus with him. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
37. You should wear your glasses, you look strange without them. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:58 PM Response to Reply #37 |
44. But when I wear my sunglasses, I look hot. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 02:01 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. That's better. |
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Bzzzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'm... |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
46. Can you suggest a wine to accompany my Duck L'Orange and Mission Figs? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:01 PM Response to Reply #46 |
51. Prison wine. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
47. Hey Wilford! |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:07 PM Response to Reply #47 |
55. I enjoy stealing scenes! |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
48. monolith |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:01 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. That was me in the video! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
49. How many degrees am I connected from you? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. I'm not your father if that's what you're askin'. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
50. What do you use your mustache for besides straining soup? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Well... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 07:59 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. Follow-up question: |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 08:04 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. It's emblazoned on my cowboy hat. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-18-06 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
58. You are not. You're really Colbert. |
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