Oh, underpants!!! There is a tropical depression forming off

[Midlodemocrat]

the coast of the Carolinas and I had to hear about it on CNN. You suck at this.

Plus, it is frigging hot out.

[supernova]

1. Sat image from Wilmington NC

http://www.wect.com/Global/category.asp?C=13454&nav=menu157_3

[Mutley]

2. Yup. Headin' north so far.

http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm2/stormtrack_large.html

[pitohui]

3. jeff masters sez it won't hit land (odds are)

i wouldn't worry abt it

As we can see from the historical plot of the 15 tropical cyclones to form in July and August off the Carolina coast in July and August (Figure 3), all these systems moved north or northeast out to sea. Only one hit land, and only two got as strong as a Category Two hurricane. This storm will follow the historical trend, as a strong trough of low pressure is expected to push off the East Coast by Thursday, turning the disturbance northwards and then recurving it out to sea. North Carolina, Virgina, Maryland, and Nova Scotia appear to be the only land areas at risk from this storm.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. But underpants promised he would warn us about hurricanes.

He sucks at this.

[pitohui]

5. you can't sweat every tropical depression

big diff bet. a td and a hurricane

unless they are poorly located i don't worry abt them until they are close to tropical storm strength

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Psst. pitohui.

It's a joke. underpants posted threads a while back about looking out the window and not seeing a hurricane.

[matcom]

6. he knows about it already

i mean he MUST know already right?

of COURSE he is aware of this development!

of course!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I'm just depressed that I had to learn about it from CNN.

I mean, it IS his job, isn't it? What if I blew away in the wind? What would my family do?

I'm so distraught.

[matcom]

9. Underpants warns only those he deems worthy of warning

for example, he PM'd me two days ago warning me.

i'm sorry but Underpants has decided that he can't save you all. it is a cruel world i know but Underpants has made up his mind

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Well, I guess that settles it.

I'll just slink over here to my sad little corner of the world and wait for Armegeddon.

But, it's okay, I have cookies! :bounce:

[matcom]

11. Jesus is coming and you bake COOKIES?

Jesus is expecting Dickel

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Who said anything about baking?

And, frankly, I'm pretty sure I'm in Hell it's so hot.

So, I might as well make a liquor store run. :bounce:

I thought Jesus preferred wine?

[matcom]

13. he switched to Dickel while on the cross

something about having a headache or hangover and someone overheard him say, "God i'll never drink THAT shit again!"

Jesus is afterall a man of his word

[Midlodemocrat]

14. .

Don't you mean Man of THE word?


:rofl:

[matcom]

15. no.

Jesus doesn't know Ebonics

[Midlodemocrat]

16. And still no lounge warning from underpants.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Well, maybe not all of us. Probably just the fundies. I am hoping to get a good used car for the teenager when the rapture comes, because Lord knows, I'm not going anywhere. :bounce: