Post your original Seinfeldian situation.

[Arugula Latte]

Here is mine:

You go into a bathroom at, say, a party. The bathroom is stinky, but you are not responsible for said stench. You do your (number 1) business, and leave the bathroom, only to find someone waiting to go in. It looks like you are responsible for the odor, but you are not. You, however, can't say anything along the lines of: "I didn't do that!" For the rest of the evening, you're embarrassed to see the waiting person.

I hate that. x(