MARRIAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!! What are you doing to prepare?

[UrbScotty]

I just heard the solemn proclamation from the 'Religious' Right:

MARRIAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!

If we as a society fail to prepare adequately, gays and lesbians may be allowed to marry people they love!!

So what are you doing to head off this vicious assault on Republicans' right to divorce a member of the opposite sex?

[Mutley]

1. I have an emergency bag packed in case I have to go live out

in the wilderness to survive — with just a few moment's notice.


:7

[China_cat]

2. Getting a divorce.

(Not really, but it's an option)

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hey, I was gonna say that!

Make sense, right? At least in a fundie kinda way. If you're not married, you cannot be under attack. :shrug:

[China_cat]

10. I keep trying to tell them

that the only ones who can threaten my marriage are my husband and myself. My -32- year marriage is as likely to be threatened by the neighbor's poodles who had a wedding ceremony before they mated as it is by my lesbian niece and her partner or any 2 gay men that want to make a committment.

Why is is that committment is better than promiscuity unless you happen to be gay and then you don't have the option for committment so you get labeled promiscuous anyway? (forgive the grammar, I couldn't figure out a less convoluted way to say it)

[RetroLounge]

12. Well, my marriage IS under attack...

from a lesbian... 2 actually, or maybr 1.5, not really sure at this point of anything.

The battle is lost, the war is still underway.

RL

[Deja Q]

3. Marry? Or civil union?

Note how THEY pawn it off as 'marriage' yet the bills they sign also include "CIVIL UNIONS".

Either way, the gay community hasn't convinced me we are deserving. Forgive me, my candid thoughts, and don't forget I am in the GLBT camp. Technically a B while prefering G, the G's don't want me (I'm tired of getting laughed at so I tend to stay out of things. )

[GirlinContempt]

5. Not deserving?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. duct tape.

lots of duct tape.

and lots of mismatched clothes that don't look fabulous.

[UrbScotty]

16. Excellent choices (nt)

[LSK]

6. so if the attack succeeds, then nobody is married

And everyone is available????


:popcorn:

[brook]

7. I gave at the office. n/t

[UrbScotty]

20. Gave what? (nt)

[KatyaR]

8. I think I'll take a nap.

:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Staying single

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Getting ready to celebrate my 10th anniversary tomorrow...

:shrug: Is that the right answer or should I be drawing up the papers?

[distantearlywarning]

14. Well, my husband and I know some gay people

so we figure we're already goners. Might as well have as much sex as we can before our marriage totally disintegrates due to our association with the evil queers. :evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Fetchez La Vache!

You English all are buggerfolk
Your mothers all are ruggerfolk
Your army is a bloody joke
You couldn't beat an artichoke

If battle you choose to renew
We'll taunt you 'til you all turn blue
We turn our asses as you part
In your direction we all fart!

[jobycom]

17. Give them barnyard animals. That's what they want in a spouse,anyway.

[reyd reid reed]

18. That's easy

I'll just continue to eschew the bonds of legal matrimony. I've managed for 45 years anyway...

[NMMNG]

19. Getting the party ready

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Duct Tape

I figure that will fix anything the attack damages.
The Professor

[underpants]

25. Right and then duct tape a box turtle over your front door

Okay maybe I am getting things confused ... too much of a rush I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE DAMMIT!!

[ProfessorGAC]

27. You Know That Panic. . .

. . .is how your immnune system falls and the gay germ gets you. That will ruin your marriage for sure. (That VERY SCARY gay germ.)

But, if you stay calm, duct tape the doors, and duck and cover, you will be just fine.
The Professor

[underpants]

28. Yeah and you have to look closely it can hide anywhere

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5389925&mesg_id=5389925

[txwhitedove]

22. I'm post-marital-attack. Don't care who is gay or not, and...

don't care who anyone marries or not,
and will happily stay single until I die.

Love is not a color, shape or size,
but it is elusive.

[meegbear]

23. I'm armed to the teeth ...

with leather vests, Judy Garland movies and Cher CDs.

You straights are going DOWN!

SURRENDER!!

[Extend a Hand]

29. hahahahahahaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

24. I'm hanging my Thomas Kinkade paintings in every room

and filling my shelves with Precious Moments figurines.

If that fails, I'm stripping nekkid and running wild in the streets ...

[LynneSin]

26. Ban divorce for anyone who utters "Marriage is Under Attack"

that'll solve that problem

[joneschick]

30. BEST answer yet!

may I borrow this one?

[CPMaz]

31. and make adultery a felony for the "marriage is under attack" folks

punishable by 20 years or so in prison.

[ronnykmarshall]

32. Stocking up on lube and condoms.

With all those single formerly married hetero guys wandering around, I gots me some points to earn.


Buuuuuwwwwwwhahhahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!