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Tue Jul-18-06 05:58 PM
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Poll question: Great Sacrifice: Would you have illicit affair w/ * to get him impeached? |
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Edited on Tue Jul-18-06 06:01 PM by Truth Hurts A Lot
Imagine that you were hired as the White House's newest intern, and had direct contact with Dumbya on a regular basis.
Would you pull a Lewinsky or something similar to finally get * impeached?
This question is directed towards women AND men ;)
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:00 PM
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Hell no. Hell no. Hell no.
Nothing would be worth that. :scared: :puke:
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:00 PM
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2. Define "affair" please |
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Does this involve more than one night?
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:36 PM
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14. LOL... I don't think anyone could play it off for longer than a few hours |
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I mean, I had acting lessons as a child but smiling in Dubya's face for longer than 5 seconds would be an Oscar-worthy performance.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:36 PM
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:01 PM
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3. I wouldn't touch him with matcoms d*ck |
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and I'm a girl. Sorry matcom you're the only one I could think of who could take this. :rofl:
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:03 PM
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4. Sure. I'd let him blow me. |
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:03 PM
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5. Voted 'Hell No', but...... would you kick in a little money, too? |
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Not that saving my country wouldn't be enough, but ewwwwww, gross! Could I tie him up and humiliate him a little?
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:17 PM
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33. your 'tell all' memoire would more than pay for any |
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emotional pain and distress :P :rofl:
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:27 PM
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34. Done and done, for my country I'll represent DU! I liked querelle's |
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Edited on Tue Jul-18-06 08:57 PM by txwhitedove
idea to wrap his head in a flag, tell him it is all part of the 'fun'. My people will get in touch with your people. However, I reserve the right to choose the actress who will play me in the movie.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:06 PM
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6. I'd give him a golden shower. |
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Republicans like pissing on brokeass single moms, seems to me that turnabout is fair play.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:07 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:07 PM
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8. The best I could do is whip him while I'm fully clothed and he's naked LOL |
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That's if he's into the dominatrix thing.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:13 PM
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9. Some coworkers and I were discussing this... |
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and one woman I work with said "Hell yes...and I'd even let him call me Condi"!
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:15 PM
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10. I'd get him in a compromising position |
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have photos taken and not give him any. I think you know what I mean.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:17 PM
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11. That's kind of dangerous, he seems like the rapist type |
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He's been above the law all his life!
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:31 PM
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13. Not if you give him a lot to drink first. |
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He seems like the type to not say no to a drink.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:24 PM
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I'd just take him to a hotel and get him trashed (I hear he likes the booze). Then, I'd dress him up like a French maid (the RWingers haven't forgiven the French, have they?). I'd then take pics of him strategically placed in bed, with me (a MAN, no less). Props seen in the photos would be my KKK Grand Wizard costume/uniform hanging in the background, empty bottles of Everclear on the table, a donkey tied to the bolted down television wearing a Pat Robertson mask, several empty condom wrappers, flour poured all over another table and cut up in lines and an "I <3 Abortions" bumper sticker plastered right on his white, pasty ass. Oh, and on the tv (that the donkey is tied to) one can see clearly that we were watching gay midgit beastiality porn.
Let the dems move forward with the impeachment. Who'll stand behind Chimpy McFuckwad then?
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:37 PM
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16. Wow -- you really thought about it |
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You must be one dangerous bro
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Tue Jul-18-06 07:55 PM
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25. No. But "Danger" is my middle name. |
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:39 PM
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Edited on Tue Jul-18-06 06:39 PM by Truth Hurts A Lot
How did you come up with this stuff?
:rofl:
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Tue Jul-18-06 07:56 PM
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26. It really just sort of comes to me. |
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Hate begets creativity, I guess.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:42 PM
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18. You are an evil evil man. |
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:09 PM
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29. The word is "efficient" love. |
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I'm efficient. So they say.
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:54 PM
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21. My, that's some imagination, fivegan |
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:10 PM
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It happened. Honest. Ann Coulter mailed fake anthrax to the NYT and I was there when * started humping the midgit on the donkey.
What?
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:50 PM
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19. Come on; won't anybody take one for the team? |
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:rofl: I love my country, but... :puke: If I do it, will I get a medal or a holiday or something?
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:52 PM
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20. Reminds me of the classic Jack Benny joke |
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Thief: "Your money or your life"
Jack: "Wwwwweeellllllll...." (Followed by the longest dead air moment in radio history)
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Tue Jul-18-06 06:55 PM
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22. I wouldn't touch him with Bab's dick. |
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Tue Jul-18-06 07:45 PM
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Look.......he may be a despicable, repugnant, low life piece of shit, but he's not really unattractive ya know. I've seen (and done) worse than GWB. Yep......I'd do him if it were for a good cause. I would just wrap the flag around his face and fuck him for the country!
Q
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Tue Jul-18-06 07:53 PM
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24. I wouldn't touch his dick if it were diamonds. |
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Or any other man's for that matter.
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:06 PM
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He's the nastiest looking troll in politics.
Plus - he, his mother, and his daughter Jenna are all clones of one another.
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:08 PM
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28. Not by the hair of my |
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oh,... :yoiks: ...never mind!
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:17 PM
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32. Would it be a guarantee that he'd get impeached? |
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I mean, with the RW media the way it is, they can spin anything as a positive for Bush.
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Tue Jul-18-06 08:56 PM
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35. Hell hell HELL NO! I just about lost my dinner reading the question. |
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Gave me the heebee jeebees! LOL.
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