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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:45 PM
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I just got an ugly butt-hair cut.
Goddammit. I'm so pissed right now. My ass hasn't looked this damn ugly since my dad used buzz it in '69. I look like I sat on a pylon and wiggled.

Didn't have time to wait for my usual assmaster, so got his coworker instead. Told him what I wanted - he nodded and smiled - then did what he goddamn felt like doing anyway. Goddamn butcher.

Of course he won't let you see what he's doing till he's all done, the rat bastard.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:48 PM
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1. Pics, please
:D
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:52 PM
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5. I'll post 'em on XTube.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:49 PM
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2. ooooh haha
i get where you're going with this
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:52 PM
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3. Clue me in, then.
:shrug:

F'real, I got nothin' but perhaps my basest copycat ever.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:52 PM
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4. yeah yeah
:)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:55 PM
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6. Fine - check your PMs.
;)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:57 PM
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7. done and done
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:58 PM
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8. giggle giggle tee hee hee.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 08:59 PM
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9. chortle
haw haw
guffaw
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 09:03 PM
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10. you got a hairy
asshole? :shrug:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 09:04 PM
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11. Don't let just anyone cut your butt hair.
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IsIt1984Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 09:06 PM
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12. I'm always pleased with my butt-hair cut. I'll give you my girl's name.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 09:18 PM
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13. tee hee
:eyes:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 09:22 PM
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14. hm...
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