Who can just go fuck himself/herself?

[LuckyTheDog]

OK, Bush and Cheney are obvious. So is Ann Coulter. But there are lots of others.

Let me get the ball rolling:

-Tucker Carlson
-Michael Medved
-Matt Drudge
-Newt Gingrich
-Katherine Harris

OK... now you...

:evilgrin:

[otherlander]

1. Well, I WOULD say Cheney, BUT....

having no soul, he's obviously not human, so I don't know...that might be how his species reproduces. Which would be BAD.

[u4ic]

16. !

:rofl:

[hiro]

2. Here's my list

-Koizumi Junichiro
-Kim Jong-Il
-Hassan Saeed Nasrallah (leader of Hezbollah)
-The pastor of that church in the midwest with the "God Hates Fags" protests at US military funerals

[ellisonz]

3. The Arizona Diamondbacks pitching staff...

Beanballs are not part of the game of baseball. Go Dodgers!

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. David Hasselhoff.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I would, but...

I don't wanna get TS'd.




But they know who they are.

[u4ic]

17. What a way

to welcome me back. :eyes:

[dolo amber]

6. whoisalhedges

:grr:

[tinfoil tiaras]

7. Ookay...i have alot

I'm such a horrible person :evilgrin:

-Chimpy
-Fred Phelps
-Jerry Fallwell
-Whoever the hell started freerepublic.com
-the really bitchy Freeper chicks on gurl.com
-religious extremists (of any stripe, Christian, Muslim, etc)
-mAnn Coulter
-hateful people
-the KKK
-Nazis
...thats all for now, though I'll probably have more. ;)

[otherlander]

33. I was just on gurl.com...

I didn't know you posted there! What's your username?

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Carson Daly and Earl Hickey

Karma is bullshit and they know it.

[Ariana Celeste]

9. A certain couple of people in my apartment complex

White trash assholes.

[Kat45]

10. Rick Santorum

And that other guy who talked about marrying box turtles

[vixengrl]

13. Yes indeedy.

Sanorum needs to really, uh, "get to know himself" before he can, er, get to pretend he knows others, and otherwise know anything about anything, before he can pretend to know how to be a senator. He might as well be a post turtle, himself.

[idgiehkt]

11. Please don't forget Whora

O'Donnell, that is

and mine that I am ruminating on...
David Raith
Kurt Browning
and if he keeps on getting the big head-- Evan Lysacek

[liberaltrucker]

12. *

nt

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. Lieberman.

[LibDemAlways]

15. George Felix Allen, Jr.

[swag]

18. I can do that.

I feel sorry for those who can't.

[u4ic]

Ralph Klein

or at least pie himself. :silly:

[Robeson]

19. Easy, Robert Novak.

[BlueIris]

20. Dr. Andrew Pinsky (slimy misogynist fuckwad) and/or Adam Corolla.

Assholes.

[6000eliot]

21. Manwhore "Jeff Gannon"

[idgiehkt]

23. you've got to read Ben Widdicombe's column from today

about his speech to the Log Cabin Republicans this week.

here's most of it:

"But former White House correspondent Jeff Gannon had some interesting insights about politics and sexuality when he addressed the Log Cabin Republicans last week.

Some sample wisdom on Madonna: "The slut, not the blessed mother of Christ."

On former Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey: "By day he's doing photo-ops with his wife and kids, and by night he's on his knees at a truck stop in New Jersey."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/widdicombe/

[6000eliot]

25. That's actually what I had in mind

Can you imagine him calling someone else a "slut?"

[Stardust]

22. Bill O'Liely

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Let me just list the few hundred people who don't need to,

and then we'll know the rest by default:

(sorry - they're all personal names, so I don't want to list them here)

[SeattleGirl]

26. Rush, of course.

-Bill Kristol
-Don Rumsfeld
-Alberto Gonzales
-Babs Bush
-The Republicans in Congress
-Jerry Falwell
-Pat Robertson
-And all the people already mentioned on this thread.

[NMMNG]

27. Dr. Laura

:evilgrin:

[Norton]

28. Mel Gibson

He made a billion dollars off Jesus Christ and didn't give a dime of it back... If he's such a Christian why didn't he "do what Jesus would do"? I didn't, and wouldn't, see the thing, but I know it was about an hours worth of watching a really sweet guy being butchered with the help of all of today's great movie effects. My question is: What kind of sado-masochistic person would need to see that? And what kind of pervert would prey on those twisted folk? It's pretty sick to me and I'm not that much of a Christian, other than the fact that I think Jesus was a really decent and inspired man who didn't deserve such a fate. If he's up there watching, I'm sure Mel Gibson has broken his heart all over again. Oh, and sorry ladies... Mel is a well known right-wing pig to the highest degree anyway. $$$$$$!!!... What a Judas!

[taterguy]

29. Why is fucking yourself a bad thing?

I suspect a lot of people enjoy it

[wildhorses]

30. someone who is VERY flexible...

what??? just sayin':P

[Fox Mulder]

31. The guy I work with.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5389002&mesg_id=5389194

[Name removed]

32. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[leeroysphitz]

34. Anyone in the Arby's drive thru...

[LiberalEsto]

35. Annthrax

It can go F+ itself.

[Deep13]

36. Anyone who likes kudzu.

[taterguy]

37. I think it's a great comic strip

[RedCloud]

38. Some megalopenis guy...

You've seen the picture of pretzel man.

I think snails can do that as well...

And with plastics, well many things are possible.

Does that answer your question or must I presume the title isn't so literal?

[Debi]

39. My F%$&#NG ex-husband and his harpie mother!

:wow: wow, did THAT feel good!

:bounce:

[RedCloud]

40. Did they have you outnumbered?

:hi:

[Debi]

42. Just a whole-lotta crazy going on with that family

It's not like I was the first...they guy's been married three times and has 4 kids by 4 different women. (well, okay, I was the first wife, but the second one he had a baby with...what a messed up story).

Anyway....they're freaking crazy....:crazy:

[progmom]

41. i love everyone

[barb162]

43. Frist and Hastert and Delay

[grannylib]

44. I second your choices, and would add: Saxby Chambliss, Ralph Reed

(who is probably doing just that at this very moment), Alberto Gonzales, despite his unintentional moment of honesty yesterday, my fucking bitch of a boss, and the asshole who damn near killed me on the highway this morning because he was too damn busy yakking on his cell phone to pay attention to his DRIVING....damn, I hate people who think that a moving vehicle is an appropriate place for multi-tasking...

ON EDIT: OH! And Michele Bachmann, gay-basher extraordinaire here in MN...