Man Caught Masturbating While Going Through Arby's Drive-Thru

[matcom]

<snip>

Decatur police Tuesday arrested a man for allegedly masturbating in front of an employee at the Arby's drive-through window.

According to the employee, Kenneth Michael Dobbs, 24, went through the drive-through in the nude June 21. He returned July 2 to place another indecent order with his pants around his ankles, said police Sgt. Steve Campbell.

The woman working the window told police she saw him masturbating on both occasions.

The second time, an officer nearby saw Dobbs leaving the parking lot of the Spring Avenue restaurant and pulled him over, Campbell said.

However, dispatchers told the officer only that a man harassed a cashier in the drive-through. He didn't know about the indecent exposure allegations, Campbell said.

The officer stopped Dobbs on Beltline Road Southwest and, finding him fully clothed, let him go with two citations. The officer then went back to Arby's, where he learned about the incidents, Campbell said.

Officers arrested Dobbs on two warrants charging him with indecent exposure.

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/060719/exposure.shtml

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I could make a really rude comment about Horsey Sauce,

but I won't. :hi: :P

:rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

5. I was thinking of

mayonaisse. We are truly gross !

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Yep!

:hi: Great minds think alike (or at least dirty ones!) :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

2. Arby's???

I thought Wendy's was hot and juicy...

RL

[derby378]

3. "Have Me YOUR Way - at Burger King"

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

4. So it was a stick-up, eh?

Oh, wait, he didn't rob the place.

[XNASA]

7. "I'm so horny, I could eat at Arby's."

Or was that 'hungry'?

[leeroysphitz]

22. Eeeewww!!!!!

[nuxvomica]

8. He's probably turned on by not understanding what someone...

is saying. I'd hate to sit next to him in an airplane.

[Hugin]

9. There's a "Where's the beef?" joke in here somewhere...

Hmmm...

[wildhorses]

11. have your beef and beat it, too!

:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

12. ...

:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

25. Not to mention hotdog and wiener jokes........."How about a little mustard

and horsey sauce for your wiener?"

[MichiganVote]

10. Supersize?

[xchrom]

13. officers arrested Dobbs on two warrants charging him with

inadequent equipment to impress....

there won't be more on this story at eleven.

[underpants]

14. A little dobbs'll do ya

:bounce:

[Strawman]

15. Any relation to Ronnie Dobbs?

[begin_within]

16. Want fries with that?

[bridgit]

17. KFC would make more sense being 'finger licking good'...

[jobycom]

18. Arby's serves roast beef. Dude just likes his meat. nt

[meegbear]

19. ... place another indecent order?

I thought Arby's food was pretty good? :shrug:

[progmom]

28. that caught my eye too

:rofl:

[Puglover]

20. That is HORRIBLE.

He should have done it at Taco Hell. :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

21. if you haven't tried the New Southwest Chipotle Chicken Sandwich

then you just don't know how exciting it is.

that chipotle mayonnaise has a secret ingredient I just can't put my finger on . . .

[leeroysphitz]

23. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do...

I mean if women can breastfeed in public then what's the big deal?












































(No flames please, I was just being sarcastic/ silly)

[matcom]

24. HA!

:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

26. Yeesh, What's The World Coming To When A Guy Can't Even

Rub one out anymore waiting on line at the drive through?

[Arugula Latte]

27. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Seems you indulge fairly regularly ... x(

[plcdude]

32. I know I

do

[Arugula Latte]

33. Yeah, but you're known to frequent Wendy's.

This is completely different. :D

[RedCloud]

29. Do he have pecan sticky buns too?

And was he thinking a protein shake was in order?

[deucemagnet]

30. Welcome to Arby's!

Can I make you harder?...errr...take your order?

[musette_sf]

31. "feels like an Arby's night"

did they find a Jesus Fish on the back of the car, and was the radio tuned to a Jesus station?