Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:37 PM
Original message |
'GOD' found Spelled on Alligator |
|
Are YOU Rapture Ready?
In Kenosha County, Wisconsin, Michael Wilk holds his 12-year-old gator, with white markings that Wilk believes form the letters G-O-D on the scales.
Michael Wilk was tossing back a few beers with friends when he saw God on the side of his 4-foot-long pet alligator.
Without even squinting, Wilk noticed white markings pop out against a backdrop of black scales to form the letters G-O-D.
"When I first saw it, my jaw dropped," said Wilk, 25. "It's just sort of like a phenomenon on it."
That's been the reaction of almost everyone who has seen the gator. They liken its markings to images resembling the Virgin Mary that have appeared on everything from a grilled cheese sandwich to a viaduct under the Kennedy Expressway.
More...
|
deucemagnet
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:41 PM
Response to Original message |
1. Ummmm...I don't see it. |
anarch
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:43 PM
Response to Original message |
2. mmm-hmmm: "Wilk was tossing back a few beers..." |
deadparrot
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:45 PM
Response to Original message |
3. Looks like "GUD" to me. |
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
underpants
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:48 PM
Response to Original message |
4. It's from the bloodline of the first one that walked onto land |
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:02 PM
Response to Reply #4 |
Dukkha
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:48 PM
Response to Original message |
5. looks like the mark of the beast to me |
|
The anti christ has arrived! and it's an alligator.
|
xmas74
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:49 PM
Response to Original message |
6. I saw Kenosha County and had to take a deep breath. |
|
Thank goodness it wasn't a family member after all. I could see a few of them coming up w/ this crap.
|
XNASA
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:52 PM
Response to Original message |
8. Any idiot can plainly see the word "Gun". |
Tyrone Slothrop
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 02:58 PM
Response to Reply #8 |
9. It looks like "gub" to me... |
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 03:23 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
|
it looks more like 'G' -- Sideways 'Q' -- Delta
:shrug:
|
Beetwasher
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 03:27 PM
Response to Original message |
11. ALL HAIL THE HOLY ALLIGATOR! |
|
Edited on Wed Jul-19-06 03:29 PM by Beetwasher
That thing'll easily fetch 50k on ebay.
I hope they don't do that though, that would suck for the poor little fella.
How long until the tent/winnebago city pops up and idiots start coming to pray to it?
|
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #11 |
12. Well, I for one welcome our new Alligator Overlords. |
|
ALL HAIL THE HOLY ALLIGATOR!
|
HarukaTheTrophyWife
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:05 PM
Response to Reply #11 |
14. Fortunatley, for the alligator... |
|
it's illegal to sell vertebrates on ebay.
|
RandomKoolzip
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:21 PM
Response to Original message |
15. It's the Jesus Lizard's dad! |
Duncan Grant
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:44 PM
Response to Original message |
16. Doomed to be an attraction at tent revivals from here to Kingdom come. |
Whoa_Nelly
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:45 PM
Response to Original message |
17. Look closely...it seems to spell "GUD" n/t |
grace0418
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:47 PM
Response to Original message |
18. I'm sure I'll be getting a link to this from my uber-religious |
|
father-in-law any minute now. :eyes:
|
KamaAina
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:52 PM
Response to Original message |
19. Silly rabbit. It's some kind of mathematical formula. |
|
What does "6U^" mean, anyway? Or maybe it's a secret code or something... :eyes:
|
LSK
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:54 PM
Response to Original message |
20. WHAT is an alligator doing in KENOSHA WISCONSIN???? |
deucemagnet
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #20 |
23. The God Gator works in mysterious ways. n/t |
GoddessOfGuinness
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #20 |
35. I'll bet when he gets too big |
|
his owner will set him free in the local pond, like a dumbass.
|
jobycom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 04:58 PM
Response to Original message |
21. GUD, GUN, GUK, or maybe Gosh Darn I had TOOO MANNY BEERSS! |
crim son
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #21 |
|
And that may well be a message from the lord.
|
jobycom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #22 |
25. The Lord Charleton Heston?That other lord fellow would make it say |
|
"Enough with the GUNS, already" :rofl: He'd need a longer alligator.
Welcome to DU, crim son! :hi:
|
hiro
(120 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 05:13 PM
Response to Original message |
24. Holy reptiles, Batman! |
|
THAT is weird. And more than a little creepy.
-H.
|
El Fuego
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:42 PM
Response to Reply #24 |
Forrest Greene
(946 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:05 PM
Response to Original message |
|
M-O-O-P, moop. Moop! It's just sort of like a phenomenon on it.
|
Robb
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:08 PM
Response to Original message |
27. ALL hAIL GOA!! MIGHTY GOA!! |
|
I'm going to start praying to that gator. Can't hurt. :)
|
Critters2
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:08 PM
Response to Original message |
28. And what is the message of the Holy Alligator of Kenosha? eom |
El Fuego
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:17 PM
Response to Original message |
29. Maybe it says G-O-P, which would make sense |
|
Because they are primitive and reptilian, with small brains that lack the higher reasoning capacity afforded by a cerebral cortex. Reptilian/republican brains are programmed only to acquire more and more (food/wealth) and to act aggressively to obtain it.
|
GoddessOfGuinness
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:39 PM
Response to Original message |
30. The other side says "damned humans" |
undeterred
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:48 PM
Response to Original message |
32. He does not look like a native of Kenosha WI |
|
Maybe he had GOD painted on his side as a cry for help?
|
Der Blaue Engel
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:51 PM
Response to Original message |
|
and it actually says "ыъ" pronounced roughly "uiy!" which means absolutely nothing, but coincidentally sounds like an alligator vomiting a grilled cheese sandwich.
|
Roon
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 06:54 PM
Response to Original message |
|
Kisses for the gator!! :o
|
HEyHEY
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 07:38 PM
Response to Original message |
36. Yeah, god chose english, not latin....sheessh |
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 07:40 PM
Response to Reply #36 |
37. English is the language of God. |
|
Everyone knows that. :crazy:
|
The Velveteen Ocelot
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 07:42 PM
Response to Reply #36 |
38. Actually, shouldn't the word on the gator be "YHWH" or "Jehovah"? |
|
Although that could be a problem...
MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'. CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!... OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself! MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! CROWD: Oooooh!... OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
Right. Who threw that?
|
Deja Q
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 07:49 PM
Response to Original message |
39. Looks more like "GOO". If not "GUI", is it a Microsoft Gator? |
Placebo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jul-19-06 11:02 PM
Response to Reply #39 |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat May 11th 2024, 03:11 AM
Response to Original message |