On the lighter side, experience does count for something....

[whistle]

...An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much

younger Jewish woman. No matter what the husband

does sexually, his wife never achieves orgasm.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure,

they decide to ask the rabbi for advise. The rabbi

listens to their story, strokes his beard,

and makes the following suggestion:



"Hire a strapping young man. While the

two of you are making love, have the

young man wave a towel over you. That will

help the wife fantasise and should bring on an orgasm".



They go home and follow the rabbi's advice.

They hire a handsome young man

and he waves a towel over them as they make love.

It doesn't help and she is still not satisfied.



Perplexed, the couple go back to the rabbi.

"Okay", says the Rabbi to the husband, "let's try it reversed.

Have the young man make love to your wife....

and YOU wave the towel over them."



Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice.

The young man gets into bed with the wife

and the husband begins to wave the towel. As the elderly

Jewish husband watches his wife and the young man making

passionate and more energetic love, he begins to wave the

towel faster and faster. The young man works with greater

and greater enthusiasm and soon the wife has an enormous,

room-shaking, ear-splitting, bone-wrenching, screaming orgasm.



The elderly Jewish husband almost fully exhausted from frantically waving

the towel, falls into a large easy-chair next to the bed, weakly

smiles, looks straight at the young man and says

to him triumphantly but breathlessly, "You see, you young

schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!”

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear whistle!

Thank you for the much-needed laugh today!

:rofl:

[whistle]

2. Let me catch my breath.....you are most welcome

:bounce: