I'm not a big Myspace fan, but I'm excited about the Vominatrix's page.

[swag]

Even though she got her ass stomped into some Seattle concrete last weekend, she's still the greatest.

The Vominatrix, Captain of the Heartless Heathers.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Ouch!

And I thought world cup soccer is over ...

[swag]

8. Yeah, but the World Cup of Sock Her is just getting warmed up.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Heh heh!

:thumbsup:

[swag]

13. Yeah, good one, huh?

I fuckin' break myself up some days.

[Call Me Wesley]

14. Sooo swag.

We need to send you a bottle of wine one day. ;)

[swag]

15. I'll toss one back your way.

And I'll throw in some 1" x 2" canvases.

[zonkers]

2. deleteddupe.

[zonkers]

3. Good find. She looks like Maggie Gyllenhall in that picture.

(Not the bruised pic.) And she has a super cute bod.

[swag]

6. I need to get my little vid clips of her and Sol Train jamming up on

youtube.

I do have a nice pic of her and Goodie Two Skates relaxing after the Heathers beat the Breakneck Betties.

[zonkers]

10. How widespread is this league? Any in Southern Califiornia?

[swag]

12. It's a loose confederation of DIY leagues so far,

San Diego has a flat-track league:

http://myspace.com/sandiegoderbydolls

LA does too:

http://www.derbydolls.com/la/

on edit: looks like the LA women bought themselves a banked track.

Seeing the popularity of the all-girl DIY leagues, some of the old commercial teams like LA T-birds are trying to capitalize on it, but they fucking suck, even though they do have banked tracks. They had fixed matches and all this trumped up WWF-style drama. Fuck them.

Support the women who do it themselves!

I bet the Southern California leagues are tough.

[zonkers]

18. And maybe you can be the Abe Saperstein of the sports new golden era.

You certainly are an enthusiast. on edit. I actually meant Charles Naismitih
Naismith. Screw it, I'm giving up on these photos.

Saperstein.

[swag]

19. We're all pretty fucking excited in PDX.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Today I found out on MySpace that Seymore Butts has a...

Pornstar Party Bus touring the country this summer. Got to keep abreast of the whacky world of porn.

[swag]

9. Fuck yeah.

Gotta do something while you're out by the pool drinking.

[deucemagnet]

5. Here are her "General Interests" from MySpace:

Skating fast, hitting hard, jamming, blocking, blood, pain, cadavers, heartless bitches, heartless fans, photography and dressing people up like they are dead, horror, offensive thing and offensive people, creepy dolls, dancing on the bar, last minute costume changes, seeing just how far people will let me push the line, noise, oh the list goes on I think you get the idea.

I think I like her. :loveya:

On edit: dumbass typos

[swag]

7. She's really something.

I think she skates everywhere.

Once I saw her on her skates outside the Lloyd Center Mall in NE Portland.

[bridgit]

16. nothing a little neosporin couldn't assist...

[swag]

17. Neosporin is amazing.

It has a Wikipedia entry

It has an official web site

It has a page on the Pfizer site

It has anti-fungal and anti-pain variants.

Some blessed day soon we'll be swimming in it.



I think the Vominatrix would be an excellent Neosporin spokesmodel.

[swag]

20. As fortuna would have it,

I ended up slathering Neosporin on my elbow and knee, on the skinning that resulted from hitting the pavement when a Honda Accord changing lanes at the last minute in front of my bicycle.

Fortunately the driver of the pickup truck behind my bike was not yammering on a fucking cell phone.

[bridgit]

24. bene fortuna, i hate it when people drive like putz'z, but i do like...

Vominatrix's silky/satin little hot pants even if her tight little roller skating ass is an unfair match for my barstool spread x( i'm just trying to figure out (while i do have a hunch) where i'll be placing my wire while wearing those things, next time i am required to wear it into a boardroom full of sharky, corporate, wheeler & dealer types...hey!

maybe i can make an extra buck or two playing 'wire, wire, who can find the wire' :rofl:

[swag]

43. Aitch took this pic last night of me relaxing through the related owies.

You could probably get more than just dollars out of playing "find the wire."

[bridgit]

44. sure, i was hoping maybe a quaint little 5 chamber chateau in the south...

of france, glad to see you've applied proper field dressing as well though it can make it hard to find a comfy spot on which to relax would be my guess...or in my experience i should say x( please don't forget your neosporin, here's some healing vibes fer'ya, swag dearest :-)

http://www.oneheartbe.com

[GirlinContempt]

21. Wait,

you have a myspace?

[swag]

22. It's very stealthy.

I only have one so I can view all this shit people are always talking about.

[GirlinContempt]

23. So I can't be in your secret club?

[swag]

25. I guess I had better start a secret club.

It will probably go over better than the Secrete Club did.

Thanks for your kind suggestion.

Check's in the mail, and all that.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. She already selected you to share a hot tub with her.

It'd be you, Primate1, GiC and me.

[swag]

28. I have always wanted to play Yahtzee with primate1.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. I don't know how to play Yahtzee.

I seem to vaguely recall playing Mickey Mouse Yahtzee at age 8 or so, but that's it.

[GirlinContempt]

31. Electronic Talking Dreamphone?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. No, but I had Mall Madness.

and



BTW, I so need to buy the "Clarissa Explains It All" and "Pete & Pete" DVDs.

[GirlinContempt]

33. I remember that Clarissa thing

*shudder* oh lord

[swag]

29. I have always wanted to play Yahtzee with primate1.

[GirlinContempt]

27. Yeah.

It was the stickyness that got under my skin.

[swag]

35. Goodness me.

[GirlinContempt]

37. Concentrated evil.

[swag]

38. My violence is a dream

a "real dream"
a skinny arm
a crush on living sin

[GirlinContempt]

40. In about 4 mins

you need to check your youtube thread.

[GirlinContempt]

42. my violence is

a sleeping head
nodding out to rising bliss

[swag]

34. Just for good measure,

Nurse Ratched will tell you what to do.

[RetroLounge]

36. We have Roller Derby here in Milwaukee now

http://www.myspace.com/brewcitybruisers





RL

[swag]

39. You need to go! Have you gone to see them?

And then go to the afterparty!

[RetroLounge]

41. Haven't gone yet, but I want to...

They look like rock-a-billy chicks...

RL