What gaffe will Bush make at the NAACP meeting?

[bleedingheart]

I am betting he says something really stupid.....so post your best guess at what might just tumble out of shrub's mouth....

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. He'll say something like...

...'I know not all black people are criminals.'

[Karenina]

21. He DID something like THIS:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1684685&mesg_id=1684685

[madinmaryland]

2. Will he make a Tony Snow type of gaffe?

Something referencing "tarbabies"?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "When my dad was leading the CIA in assassinating MLK, Jr...."

[Deep13]

4. Refer to Rice as his 'house n--'.

[jobycom]

5. People say I hate black people. I don't hate black people. One of

my mistresses is a black woman.

[LynneSin]

6. The fact that he will show up

It'll all go downhill from there.

I mean the only reason he's doing this is to help boost numbers for Swann, Steel and Black"not-so"well

[bleedingheart]

15. I envision him doing a Colbert-like..."This is my black friend Lynn..."

[Deep13]

19. "What, no fried chicken?"

"No watermelon, either?"

If he was honest he would say, "My friends, Ken Blackwell doesn't care about Black people."

[matcom]

7. he'll give his whole speech in Ebonics

:D

[matcom]

8. *Points to the front row* - "Nice bling you got there"

[matcom]

9. "Heh, heh, heh......... I like collard greens"

[matcom]

10. Start speech with, "I have a dream......"

[bleedingheart]

14. I can just hear that now....and it frightens me...

[Brewman_Jax]

11. Looking at the buffet table

he'll say, "Hey, I thought you people would have a table of fried chicken and watermelon?"

[RedStateShame]

12. Think that everybody uses the term "colored people," and keep using it.

[peekaloo]

13. He'll appear in blackface and sing songs about his mammy.

[sarge43]

16. "You people ..." n/t

[Hugin]

17. Ask, "Why does Stevie Wonder wear those shades... They creep me out."

or

"I thought you were going to ask me about the pig."

Any number of things.

[matcom]

18. "Thanks for inviting me to the NCAA meeting. Is Shaq here"?

just heard on Stephanie Miller :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

20. Show up in this outfit.