The college football all name team

[AngryAmish]

<http://therealests.blogspot.com/2006/07/college-football-all-name-team.html}[br />
"OFFENSE:

QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama)
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State)
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall)
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State) - Don't say it - asshole...
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)

DEFENSE:

DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy)
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State)
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State)
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson) - a sentimental selection...

P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...

HONORABLE MENTION:

TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
TE Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)"

Lucious Pusey from Eastern Illinois made the list too late.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I really wonder about some parents.

Seriously, if your last name is Joseph, don't give your kid Joseph as a first name too. Just fucking retarded. And Richie Rich? Did they think that was cute or something? x(

[jobycom]

2. Good list! Passmore, Hercules. They have to go pro. nt.

[RedStateShame]

3. If I may offer one:

Duke quarterback Zack Asack.

[underpants]

4. Cousin Ray Ray?

:rofl:

Jim Bob Cooter got busted on a DUI last month.