Viciously slander 3 DUers

[Rabrrrrrr]

Matcom wears dress shirts made of polyester with button down collars.

GOPisEvil doesn't return his shopping carts to the cart corral.

LynneSin has usually downed 11 gallons of Thunderbird by the time she delivers the Children's Sermon in worship on Sundays. Often, she throws up on the kids, and giggles with glee while shouting hell-born profane obscenities at their parents and urinating loudly, amplified by the lavalier mic she tore off the priest she slaughtered, in the Cup of Blessing.

[pagerbear]

1. You're a very frightening man.

;-)

[Ava]

2. I'm too nice

:P

[jobycom]

3. Rabrrrrr owns a DVD of Top Gun and has seen it 86 times.

Heidi really lives in the Bronx, and just has a portrait of Switzerland on her wall.

LeftyMom ate a cheeseburger last night.

[Heidi]

19. And even worse,

my name isn't really Heidi. ;)

[jobycom]

20. Well I knew that. To be honest, my name

really is Joby, though I go by Joe from time to time.

[Heidi]

24. I know you knew that.

But it bears repeating. :rofl:

I love the name Joby; it's unique (unlike Heidi, which isn't my real name, by the way. :rofl: )

[jobycom]

32. It's not your real name, I though it was!

(Just trying to mix up my responses a bit.) :)

[Heidi]

34. Ah, the old shell game. Well, let me tell you, mister,

you can't confuse me more than I already am. :P

[jobycom]

37. I used to have a cat named Mister.

Thus proving that all of our conversations turn to felines within half a dozen posts. Kind of like the Kevin Bacon game.

[Heidi]

38. When you say, "the Kevin Bacon game," you mean

Twister, right? :rofl:

[jobycom]

40. Kevin Bacon was in Twister?

[Heidi]

41. Exactly.

I hope he's a DUer, because I think I just slandered him.

[jobycom]

45. I'm getting a brain blister! nt

[KitchenWitch]

4. Okay

WCGreen is actually a eunuch.

MrsGrumpy was involved in a tragic escalator accident which left her crippled.

bi_baby has left the sniffas for an affair with a roving juggler.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. bwahahaha!!

:rofl: At least you didn't say clown!! :rofl:

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

7. hee hee hee!

:hi:

[bridgit]

9. i heard it was a slack rope walker...

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. That's Dave McKean art if I ever saw it...

I'd know that anywhere... :)

"Mirrormask", je pense.. :)

[LynneSin]

51. At least it wasing a Juggling Karl Rove

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

46. I still have my tongue....

[XemaSab]

5. Flvegan and Mrs Grumpy

once did the nasty on top of a veal crate while Khashka filmed it.

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Okey doke.

IRL, CaliforniaPeggy addresses everyone as "hey, ya bastid".

RevCheese is a Fundie and preaches fire and brimstone every Sunday.

Rabrrrrrr's real name is Thomas Kincaid.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear FuzzySlippers!

How did you find out?

My secret's been blown! :cry:





















:rofl: :loveya: :hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

21. Sorry Peggy, but someone had to expose the hypocrisy.

:P :loveya: :hug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. California Peggy once forced me to kill an entire classroom of 3rd graders

through the sheer force of her will and peer pressure. She not only has a filthy mouth, she's incredibly manipulative, in a very charismatic way, like Hitler.

[NewJeffCT]

80. I heard that California Peggy

once shot a man in Vegas, just to watch him die.

[Rabrrrrrr]

81. And she once shot 6 men in Hackensack, just because she wanted

to make sure the chambers were empty before storing the handgun for the winter,and her firm belief that once a bullet is out of the box, it can never be put back but must given the honor of tasting blood.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. ......

:rofl: :rofl: :loveya: :hug:

And these smileys also apply to you, my dear rabrrrrrr!

[ThomCat]

10. LeftyMom can't cook worth a damn.

flvegan uses a stand-in for photos. He's 5'2" and barely weighs in at 105 lbs.

and HypnoToad just doesn't know when to leave. It's been three days and he's still in my bed. Geez. It was a one night stand. Okay?

[LeftyMom]

12. My secret is out!

:cry:

Well, I did have leftover pizza for dinner today. It was really good leftover pizza though and I heated it in the oven and not the microwave so the crust wouldn't get spongy. See, even when I'm being lazy I'm a shameless foodie.

[Deja Q]

48. ! ! !

:spray:

I do attach myself to others rather easily, don't I? :rofl:


:applause:

[flvegan]

54. Aw, man. You told.

It said "slander" not "rat out"

[Heidi]

13. Call Me Wesley once wore nickers, knee-socks and a white fur hat.

[bicentennial_baby]

15. oh snap!!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

17. He was once

a very successful male model. :rofl:

[NMMNG]

16. KitchenWitch is a bad witch who deserves to have a house fall on her.

SeattleGirl is actually pure as the driven snow.


Oeditpus Rex has a the entire collection of "Guys Gone Wild" on DVD.

[SeattleGirl]

18. ROFL!

You got me! :rofl:

[NMMNG]

22. :-)

[SeattleGirl]

25. How are you, gf?

:hug: :loveya:

[NMMNG]

26. Crampy but otherwise fine

And you? :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Pretty good.

Just kicking back right now. :bounce:

[NMMNG]

33. Always nice to do

I'm debating on getting something junky and yummy when I go out on my next rounds. Gotta feed Aunt Flo. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

35. *snork*!!!!

:spray:

[NMMNG]

23. Dupe/delete

[LaraMN]

30. Midlodemocrat secretly eats babies.

GirlInContempt has a restraining order against Bill Cosby.
Taverner only bathes bi-monthly.

[mduffy31]

31. LaraMN is a actually a hermaphrodite

KitchenWitch is Michelle Bachmann's closet lover

California Peggy was once a member of the SLA, and was Patty Hearst's lover

[LaraMN]

36. Aughhh!

Well, since I am NOT posting photographic evidence to the contrary, I'm just gonna have to hope that little tidbit of info. doesn't become certifiable Lounge rumor!:rofl:

[mduffy31]

42. That is why I posted it

I think I can speak for many of the men in the lounge that we would like you to disprove it.

[LostInAnomie]

39. LostInAnomie is NOT a magnificent sex machine!

Bah! The rest of you aren't worth my time.

[XemaSab]

43. Rabrrrrrr pees sitting down

Rabrrrrrr's testicles never descended

Rabrrrrrr likes to think up new recipes for Brussels sprouts

[Guava Jelly]

44. ok :)

Lefytmom CLAIMS to be a vegan but i personally witnessed her hunt down kill and then eat a puppy!!!!!
Californiapeggy is a registered republican who doesn't even live in california..And her name is actually LARRY!!
Hypno Toad not only can't hypnotise Toads but he's also the webmaster for freerepublic.com

hows that :)

[wildhorses]

47. ok....since you started it...

Rabrrrrrrrrrrrr can't spell.

Bikewriter can't write his way out of a bicycle.

Robb is a dingbat.

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. I cen so to spellify!

Batsard.

Wildhorses uses velveeta for grilled cheese sandwiches, and adds soy milk, not cream, to the tomatoe soop.

[LynneSin]

50. Rabrrrrr is actually the chair of the "Women for Rick Santorum" committee

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Um, excuse me, but that's "Womyn", not "Women", thank you.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't slander me, thank you.

[SteppingRazor]

53. Haruka3_2000 insists on being the Thimble piece in Monopoly...

Skinner is a GOP plant.


ZombieNixon stole the word "herk" from me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. YOU LYING SWINE! I'm the RACECAR..ALWAYS or else PEOPLE GET HURT!

[Ramsey]

55. LynneSin is a closet Republican!!

WillPiit has never used an illict substance in his life!

matcom wears an apron!! (Oh, that last one is actually true)

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

56. LaraMN has a head made entirely of butter.

Rabrrrrrr listens to Barry Manilow cds to put himself in a romantic mood.

Matcom's scooter has a tall, bright orange flag on the back.

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. SOteric's left knee is made of the spit of the Gondelier who sired her.

GOPisEvil once cooked an entire buffalo with just a stolen highway rest area electric hair dryer and ate it in one sitting, starting with the fur.

WCGreen is actually a poured concrete foundation to a condo in a suburb of Atlanta.

[SOteric]

61. Verily, that would explain a few things

about my knee and it's functioning capabilities.

[Aristus]

57. Nice to see I don't merit any slander here at DU.

B-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. Aristus is in a sordid love triangle with Agent Mike and ZombieNixon.

[ZombieNixon]

77. Just when I thought I was immune.

x(

[ScreamingMeemie]

60. We did not want to go so far as to get Rabrrrrrr's thread locked.

:hi:

[Arkham House]

62. Ava has a secret plan for world domination by the time she's 30...

[LeftyMom]

63. It's only slander when it's untrue. nt

[Ava]

65. bwa ha ha ha ha!

:rofl: :spray:

nice one LeftyMom

[LeftyMom]

66. See, she doesn't deny it.

:scared:

[Ava]

67. better start bowing before me!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

68. I was working on my marching, for the parades in your honor

Do you promise not to notice that we're looping the same few tanks past you over and over again?

[Ava]

71. Depends how big the tanks are

:P

[LeftyMom]

72. Oh, they'll be enourmous and impressive

They just won't travel well through mud, snow, uneven ground, sand or moisture. But that's okay, we don't have enough fuel for them anyhow.

The usual dictatorship military deal. It all works fabulously on paper though. You should see our plans for missile defense. :)

[Ava]

73. who is going to be my lackey?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

74. You can rotate them

Pick a new one everytime you have one of the old ones killed for a percieved disloyalty.

Didn't you read the Evil Facist Empire employee handbook? This is all in there. Maybe George will let you borrow his copy, since he's obviously not using it except to color.

[Ava]

75. who's first?

[LeftyMom]

76. First you need somebody who you trust, but who thinks they can rule

through you. You'll take this first betrayal and execution hardest but be choosier with future advisers. I'd suggest WIMR. She's smart enough to aid your rise to power, but chatty enough she'll tell somebody about her plan to off you and seize power.

[Ava]

78. no.. because i already see through WIMR

:shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

64. I don't know if it's a good thing or not...

But no one ever thinks about me in threads like this. I don't know if I should be sad because no one thinks about me, or if I should be thankful?
Duckie

[Guava Jelly]

70. we were going to talk about you but we wanted to be behind your back!

Because it's suposed to be a vicious rumor..
Ok..
YellowRubberDuckie...Actually Hates Ducks !!!!..Seriously ..Rumor has it she was seen popping rubber duck toys at wall mart with a switchblade Knife!! Also she believes that duct tape is made for taping ducks together..kook ooo.
Just kidding of course :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

79. LMAO

[GOPisEvil]

82. Rabrrrrrr trained Kinkaide!

[lizziegrace]

83. wow

that's VICIOUS! :scared:

:)

[GOPisEvil]

85. Well, I was responding to the slur of not returning my cart to the corral!

I'm only human. When scratched, do I not bleed? ;)

[lizziegrace]

87. ...

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

84. My greatest student; and my greatest disappointment.

[LaurenG]

86. Oooo, I want to play

Rabrrrrr is actually an ET sent to earth to destroy the need for proper spelling and grammar.

Mrs Grumpy rides a harley and she and Jessie rob banks.

California Peggy is a Peterbuilt mechanic and she's been seen wielding a switchblade at the truck stop in Reno at least twice.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

88. Ah, my dear OhioBlues!

Just wait till I see you at the meetup!

Ah, sweet revenge will be mine!

You are too funny! :rofl:

[fishwax]

89. Rabrrrrrr does "word finds" to exercise his mind (but he calls them

"circle words")

ZombyWoof uses Corn Flakes to bread his chicken for frying, but only when he can't get Post Toasties at the store.

ChavezSpeakstheTruth's favorite restaurant is the Olive Garden.

[Rabrrrrrr]

90. I only do circle words related to soap operas and popular TV shows!!

I just want to be clear on that.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

91. Tallahassee Grannie is a hot babe who lives in Vegas

and votes GOP.

Rabrrr is an inmate in Folsom, which is why he has so much time on his hands.

UnderGroundPanther is really a kitty cat.