I'm a talking embryo! Ask me anything

[LynneSin]

Look, that's me on the right. I'm cute aren't I?
Edit Note: On the right of the picture. I don't know who that multi-complexed cell guy is to the right but personally I don't care about him at all, just other embryos like me!

[miss_american_pie]

1. Is that a photoshop?

Please?

[LynneSin]

2. Oh no that's real!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5GHTZDEtZA&search=Sam%20Brownback

[miss_american_pie]

4. Oh

I'm just speechless.

[Deep13]

3. What are your views on undifferentiated blastocytes?

[LynneSin]

5. Well, since I have no brain cells it's tough for me to think

I'm just saying!

[Deep13]

6. Oh, so you're a Republican.

[LynneSin]

8. I wouldn't know, I don't have fingers which would allow me to vote

:shrug:

But I'm a embryo and I can talk!!!

[Deep13]

12. I'm sure Ken Blackwell will count your vote for the Rs anyway.

Do you feel bad for all your sibling ovums that died without having been fertilized. Same with the millions of sperm that didn't make it? How do you feel about this uteran holocaust?

[LynneSin]

13. Once again you foolish people assume I can think

I mean geez, you think there are any brain cells in me

:eyes:

[Deep13]

14. You can think with your soul!

Do you have any gut cells. If so you can ascertain truthiness with your gut like S. Colbert.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Hey! I'm merely a vessel with no rights of my own!

Maybe we should get together some time!

[LynneSin]

9. Maybe we can get my friend Senator Brownback to speak for you

He speaks for me you know

[NJ Democrats]

10. This is so crazy

Jon Stewart has played it the last 2 days.

[LynneSin]

11. It's just a miracle at how my 4-8 cells have learned speech

You should all celebrate me

:woohoo:

[WCGreen]

15. Slacker.....

[LynneSin]

18. Slacker, not my fault I'm sitting here chillin

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Do you hope to grow up into a snowflake baby?

[LynneSin]

19. I've been sitting on ice for almost 5 years now - I so hope so

I mean there have been hundreds of thousands of snowflake babies just like me who found new life - why can't I be one of them

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. And you could be friends with Sen. Vagina.

[deucemagnet]

17. Wow, that's a pretty well-defined blastopore you have there!

Do you work out?

[LynneSin]

20. It's kinda of difficult since I have no muscle cells

:shrug:

[El Fuego]

22. Have you retained a lawyer yet?

As a displaced embryo, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement from the federal government!

Call 1-800-ZYGOTES NOW!



**The hiring of an embryonic attorney is an important decision that should not be based solely on advertisements.**

[LynneSin]

23. Thank you for your advice. I'd mull it over but...

...I haven't any brain cells established yet for mulling

[LanternWaste]

24. Have embryos gotten access to cable tv yet?

Have you embryos gotten access to cable tv yet? I remember (back in the day), it seemed like the place was nothing more than a breeding ground for bacteria. No cable, no internet... couldn't even call in for a pizza. Worse than Kansas. Sheesh.

[LynneSin]

25. How can it be worse than Kansas when it's Kansas that has our back

I mean Senator Vagin...I mean Brownback is out there fighting for rights to be frozen FOREVER!!!

:woohoo:

[NMMNG]

26. Oh for crying out loud

Is there no depth they won't stoop to?

[RevCheesehead]

27. ROFLMAO!

OK, you win post of the day! :rofl:

[BlueIris]

28. If the president who just vetoed that bill about you gave you a backrub...

would it offend you, or would you be able to enjoy it? Just curious.

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. unfuckingbelievable!

Haven't the Repukes embarrassed this country enough already?

Every time I say it can't get any worse or that they can't possibly do anything stupider, I am proven wrong.