If one has the money and means and desire to purchase a Hummer

[Midlodemocrat]

either outright or by making payments, what pray tell, would possess said person to buy the Hummer in School Bus Yellow?

If I were going to spend that much on a car, and I wouldn't because that's just me, I would make damned sure it didn't look like public transportation.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. What better color to say "Look at Me! Look at my bright shiny toy!"

Hummers are exceptionally ugly in that color too.

Theory II: makes it easier to slap a flashing TAXI light on the roof when you can no longer afford the gas.

[Katina]

2. cause then you can't miss

some jerk (IMO) screaming "look how big my dick is!"

I hate those vehicles.

[LSK]

3. if I had the money to buy it outright and could afford the gas

I would be buying an exotic sports car or a BMW X5 or a Jeep if I really had to go 4x4ing.

I see NO appeal to Hummers.

[AlCzervik]

4. it's a tahoe with different sheet metal, uglier sheet metal.

i'd pay down my mortgage if i had that much extra cash around.

[leeroysphitz]

5. Hey, YELLOW cars are...

BITCHEN'

Or so I have been told.

[radwriter0555]

6. but but but a HUGE YELLOW EXPENSIVE vehicle means you have a HUGE

debt load.

and really, REALLY bad taste.

[zanne]

7. Have you seen the latest Hummer commercials?

The most pathetic one is about a guy going through the checkout in a supermarket with Tofu. The guy behind him, who is buying meat by the ton, snickers at him. The poor tofu guy goes out, right then and there, and buys a Hummer. Last scene is tofu guy driving his hummer while this appears on the screen; "Reclaim your manhood". (I didn't know whether to laugh or cry).

[Skittles]

13. cry

very, very pathetic campaign but it's what they have to do in lieu of displaying a guy with a microscopic penis

[matcom]

8. I have the means and desire to purchase a Hummer

but Mrs Matcom won't let me get a prostitute x(

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Well, that didn't take long.

I should have known.

[matcom]

11. yes. yes you should have

:P

[mockmonkey]

10. They look like

Brinks trucks to me. Are they saying "LOOK AT ME"... "I'm rich", "I'm tough", or "I'm an ASSHOLE"?

[Deja Q]

12. I presume you mean the gas guzzling vehicle and not the...

:wow:

No, I would not purchase the vehicle.

O8)

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Dude, when was the last time you saw one of the latter

in School Bus Yellow? Hmm?