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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:06 PM
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Don't you hate when that little fucking drawstring
on your shorts or sweatpants disappears into the hole, making it almost impossible to tighten your shorts or sweatpants?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:14 PM
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1. always tie a knot at the end of those strings
still tedious but not impossible to push it back through
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:20 PM
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2. If you were enormously fat, you wouldn't have this problem
Edited on Fri Jul-21-06 01:21 PM by Orrex
The pants would be stretched taut and held in place by your girth, with the drawstring being merely redundant.

Problem is, you're too svelte.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:21 PM
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3. ...
:spray:

Orrex, you made me laugh harder than I have in a long, long time. :hi: Thanks! :hug:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:24 PM
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4. Aw, shucks!
:blush: Always glad to amuse! :hug:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:24 PM
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5. Here's what you do. Trust me, I'm doing this weekly for my kids.
Pull the string all the way out -yes, I know that sounds scary, but trust me- and attach a safety pin (a big one..the biggest one you can find that will fit through the hole). Thread the safety pin through the hole with the string and work it along, bunching up the cloth in the waist band and grabbing hold of the safety pin through the fabric while moving the cloth along the string. It sounds more involved than it is.. Just thread it along. I've saved many a pair of shorts, jogging pants, etc this way. :hi:
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 01:30 PM
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6. That's a good idea
I'm going to try that
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 02:13 PM
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7. What hole?
:think: Hmmm?
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