How do you want to die (part 4)

[everythingsxen]

This is part 3 of a multiple series of polls, the winners of each poll will come together in a battle royale.

Check out two of the corresponding polls here:

part 1: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5399176

Part 2: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5399198

Part 3: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5399491

This one is a bit grizlier than the others.

Burning alive vs. Shredded to death (by a wood chipper or some other item)

Burning alive is assuming you are tied to a stake or in some other way unable to escape your fiery doom. Shredded.. well let's say you piss off the Mafia or Bush and they wanna take you out with some gusto... or maybe it's an accident. The point is you will be alive for the maximum amount of time possible as you are ground up. :puke:

I know this is a horrible one. It's like being required to vote for either O'Reilly or Limbaugh as the next President.


DOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Broken_Hero]

1. burning to death, nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. yeah...

see now burning to death is just about the most horrible way I can possibly imagine dying.

Personally, i'd rather end up a vegetable.

[Broken_Hero]

4. not to me,

to me the worst way of dying, is getting eaten alive by a bear, tiger, shark, or some animal like that...my biggest nature fear, is Sharks...so, being eaten alive, by sharks, is my number 1, worst way to die...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. I'd much rather be eaten by a shark.

Being eaten by a shark would entail excrutiating pain for a few seconds while blood loss quickly causes shock which quickly ends the pain and consciousness.

[Broken_Hero]

11. Well, when it comes down to it

I have a good, gut feeling, I will probably die in car accident...crazy drivers nowadays...:)

[Blue-Jay]

3. I prefer to live.

Sure, we'll all die one day, but choosing a preferred method of my eventual demise is ghoulish.

[Rising Phoenix]

5. burning....no doubt....nt

[Blue-Jay]

6. huh?

[HEyHEY]

7. Hail of RCMP gunfire!

[Blue-Jay]

8. Idiot.

The RCMP don't have guns. Maybe you could get trampled instead.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. When have the RCMP ever trampled anybody?

Except for the Horrible Kamloops Parade Incident of 1953?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

12. This isn't a poll, you know that right? Burning FTW though

[Dangerously Amused]

13. So... the wood chipper is feet first, I presume?

It may make a difference in my answer...

[Deja Q]

14. I'd rather live and prosper.

Whatever it is, let it be painless and quick.