What painful memories do you like to remind people of over and over?

[Beware the Beast Man]

List them here, and no reviving them. ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Hmm...the time I split my sister's lip open with a tootsie roll.

That's always a good one. Or the time I made my friend Brooke pee her pants.

[Mutley]

2. When my sister punched me in the nose.

She Claims she was trying to miss, but I moved my head at the last second. ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Actually, that does happen.

Normally, I can control it even if the person I'm throwing a technique at moves, but I have had people actually move into my punch/kick as I'm throwing it and fucking hurt themselves.

[Mutley]

10. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she didn't mean it.

But I like to tease her about now that we're all grown up. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Did you see my above story about the tootsie roll?

Sounds like it happened when we were kids right? Nope. I was 20 when I did that to my sister. It was an accident though. Actually, causing my friend's accident was also an accident.

[Mutley]

12. How do you split a lip with a tootsie roll?

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. She got it trick or treating and it was super duper stale.

So I was sitting in her room talking to her and twisting it the whole time. I effectively turned it into a sharpened hard tootsie roll (and it was one of the bigger ones). Anyway, I threw it at her joking around and it hit her in the face and split her lip. I go to run out of her room and she chucked it back at me and it actually scratched my back threw my t-shirt.

Probably, if I wanted to, I could have stabbed a man to death with it.

[Mutley]

16. Wow, I never knew tootsie rolls could be such death traps.

:o

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Neither did we, man. Neither did we.

*shakes head solemnly*

[Robb]

3. I always like to remind a certain someone

...one time, she got so drunk she peed the bed. With me in it. :D

If you're wondering what sorts of things keep one on the wagon, living with someone who about once a week says something like "Yeah, well at least I didn't pee on you" is it. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. I convinced my sister she was adopted...left on the porch in a

ratty smelly blanket. She flips when I bring that up.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. My sisters made me wait in the hall while they were in their room with the

door shut. They kept saying "you can come in in a minute," and I must've stood in that hall for an hour, asking them over & over, "is it a minute yet?"

If I ever want to turn on the guilt taps, all I have to say is, "Is it a minute yet?" :rofl:

[jobycom]

6. REO Speedwagon.

[graywarrior]

8. Freaks, weren't they.

[jobycom]

14. I told EVERYBODY

They aren't good. They can't sing. There's no complexity. Did anyone listen? No. Kept playing that stupid song over and over. Now, everyone knows I was right! So I'm going to keep on telling them (sing along), When I said that they sucked, I meant that they sucked, FOR-Eyever!

It's okay. It's out now. I can relax.

[deucemagnet]

9. "You voted for Bush...twice."

:evilgrin:

[NNadir]

13. I try to forgive and forget.

I have had many shortcomings of my own in my life, though. My brother - who I see very, very, very rarely - loves to run over every questionable thing I did in my teens.

[arwalden]

18. Oh!