Naughtiest lounge lizard?

[billyskank]

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Now whatever gave you that idea???

:rofl: :hi: I suppose it's true... :P

:loveya:

[billyskank]

2. I can't possibly imagine...

:*

:loveya: :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. You actually have NO idea...

:evilgrin: :hi:

[billyskank]

46. ...

:hug:

[Deja Q]

3. Can't I get naughty?

Obviously not, it's one of the top 3 "most frequently whined about topics" I make... :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. C'mon, HT! Let's all get naughty together!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

41. Ooooh! Sounds cool! What d'you have in mind?

[Guava Jelly]

4. Thats what makes her so fun

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Thanks!

Actually, you don't even know the half of it... ;)

:loveya:

[jobycom]

5. Meh. She could be naughtier, I wouldn't complain.

B-)

[billyskank]

6. We could start a campaign for more naughtiness

:D

[jobycom]

7. I'll join that campaign!

:bounce:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. More naughtiness! More naughtiness!

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Who says I'm not naughtier than what you see here?

:evilgrin: :hi:

:*

[jobycom]

17. Well, this Freeper friend of mine says you're quite a tease...

but not naughty enough to make him happy, apparently.

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. You tell that FReeper friend that he wouldn't know what to do

with me if he tried. :P :hi:

[jobycom]

23. That will only encourage him.

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. He just needs to keep his repressed FReeper eyes to

himself, then. :P I'm not wasting it on his kind.

[jobycom]

31. I don't know, he's got it pretty bad.

He's so lonely for you he's been looking at MY butt!

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Tell him to STOP THAT.

Unless you WANT him to look at your butt.. :P

:rofl:

[jobycom]

37. Well, I do sort of like the attention

WHAT AM I SAYING, HE'S A FREEPER!! :yoiks:

You keep him. And his creepy preacher, too!

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. Dammit, I don't WANT Creep FReepy or his preacher...

:scared: Why can't I have a godless librul living next door? :cry: At least the neighbors on the other side voted for Kerry...

[jobycom]

40. Wouldn't help

Judging from the picture you showed and the event you described, us godless liberals would look like this, too!:wow:

Of course, our bumper stickers would be better!

[SOteric]

8. A write-in vote for yvr girl.

Oh sure, she's naughty in a nice way. But danged if she isn't a naughty one.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. We need to add yvr to the poll too!

:hi:

[Mutley]

9. I could be wrong, but

I think this poll might be a little skewed in NewWaveChick's favor. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Yeah, I noticed that too.

:) I didn't do it, though. You're pretty naughty yourself, Mutley....shoulda had you as a choice too!

[Mutley]

105. Nah. I've never flashed a freeper.

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

109. Hey, it wasn't intentional!

The FReeper was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... :P If I'd intentionally flashed someone, I'd have checked out their credentials as a godless librul first. :rofl:

[Mutley]

114. It could always be a conversion tactic.

"Take a look at how liberals have fun. You should join us."

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

115. Hmmmm... I think you're onto something there....

Wonder if we could use that in the '06 campaign? :rofl: Dems would get a LOT more votes if we mobilized the Flashing for Victory campaign...

[Mutley]

116. Brilliant idea!

Somoeone write to the DNC! :7

[jobycom]

18. It's a FOX News poll normally used for Bush's approval numbers. nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. ROFL!

I hope my approval rating is higher than W's. :P

[jobycom]

24. Well, there is a minority concensus that you could be more naughty...

but otherwise the results look promising! Promising of what, we don't know yet.

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. If I didn't think I'd get ts'ed, my ratings would most likely be

higher. :P

[jobycom]

30. Oh my...

I knew we could you jump started! :bounce: :bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. Thanks for the help!

:hi:

[CanuckAmok]

19. It's as if it was written in Florida or Ohio...

...

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. ROFL!

:rofl:

[CanuckAmok]

25. That's right... I went there...

Take that, non-topical comedians!

[billyskank]

43. You think, hon?

Maybe I have known a little bit of naughtiness from mutley_r_us every now and anon... :P

:hug:

[Mutley]

107. Sure, I've been naughty once in a while.

When the proper mood strikes, of course. :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Yep, she's a naughty one all right.

She puts ba-aaad ideas in my head!


O8)

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. Naaaaah, I just trigger ones that are already there.

:P :evilgrin: Your name nees to be on the poll too, DA.... :hi:

[billyskank]

44. Eh...you're one of the ORIGINAL naughty girls

Joan_Alpern taught you everything you know! :rofl:

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

50. 'Tis true.

Love me anyway?



:loveya:


:* :* :*

[billyskank]

51. Unconditionally

I love you loads! :hug:

:loveya: :*

[Dangerously Amused]

52. I love you... MORE!!!

billyskank

____________ ____________

[billyskank]

53. Oh yeah??

:D :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

54. YEAH!!!

Pbblllltt!





Quitsies infinity! No reverse quitsies!


Nyah nyah!


:7

[billyskank]

55. You are crazy

I love crazy :hug:

[Briarius]

32. I thought it was just her robe

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. See, the robe is possessed, and when I wear it, naughty thingsq

happen. :P

[Briarius]

36. is that why all of the pics of you are in that robe?

it must have a hold on you!

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Must be...

Of course, in one pic, I was in a black sleeveless top....although all you can see is the very top of my shoulders.

[Briarius]

42. guess I missed that one

darn :P

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

102. I'll post it again soon on a pic thread...

....if no one's getting sick of it now. I've posted it a few times. :)

[Briarius]

121. You mean I have to wait?

:( :pout:

[Jamastiene]

45. Well, the ono option you gave was a great one, but

I wish I could be nominated. This reminds me of a question I have about the rules: How many times can we break the "no talking about sex" rule without getting banned? Deleted would be understandable, but banned, nah, it's not worth that. I'd like to push the envelope sometimes, but don't for fear of being cut off from the only people I enjoy (DU'ers) talking to in life.

[RagingInMiami]

47. The only way to get nominated is to post a sexy, preferably nude,

photo of yourself. One that has not been posted before.

[Jamastiene]

56. Hmm, wish I had one.

I can't find the reply to my post to Oeditpus Rex to take some good nudes of me. I don't have any nudes of me. Who wants to take some pictures of me nekked?

[RagingInMiami]

57. Well I'm a photographer

[Jamastiene]

63. Will you come...

photograph me? I'll do anything you say, er, I mean, you know, pose any way you think looks good. You'll help me pose as sexy as you can, eh?

[RagingInMiami]

75. I would love to

But I don't see myself traveling to North Carolina anytime soon.

[Jamastiene]

76. If you ever do, though,

PM me first. I'm serious. I want some good piccies. :hi:

[RagingInMiami]

77. Or if you ever come down to Miami

Or if you show up to the next big protest, whenever that is.

[Jamastiene]

79. That'd be great.

Let's count it as a tentative plan to be carried out at an unspecified time then.

[RagingInMiami]

82. I never leave home without my camera

So this is definitely a plan.

[Jamastiene]

83. I'm so excited.

I don't think I'll be able to hide my excitement. Will that be ok?

[RagingInMiami]

85. If you show any more excitement

I'm going to have to catch the next flight up there.

[Jamastiene]

89. I'm certainly in the mood...

to have some great pictures taken. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

58. DIY is pretty easy with digital

I've done my own stills and some short video with no trouble. It'd be easier still if I'd finally invest in a decent tripod.

[Jamastiene]

64. I have one little Sipix digital camera

and it's old for a digital camera. I can't get the lighting right. I tried to take some really naughty closeups of...er, my hand rest. Yeah, that's it, my hand rest. I just couldn't get the lighting right.

I also have a binocular camera that'll take pictures from 10 feet away. I haven't figured out how to type one-handed, ahem, rest my hand, and snap the shot at the same time.

Never fear, though. I'm still thinking and I'm still working on a plan in my mind to get a real good one.

[LeftyMom]

66. Timer function, no flash.

Not that I know from personal experience or anything.

My camera is pretty old too, as point-and-shoot digital goes. It's a Nikon I've had for over 3 years now. I'd like to upgrade soon. I know some p&s film models come with a remote, I'm hoping I can track down a digital camera with that feature.

[Jamastiene]

67. I'll just come on out...

and admit it. I want to start a good nudie site. Not a crappy one, but a nice little for a small fee type site. I wanna pose for it too. I would need some honest opinions of any pictures I had of myself. It's hard to look out ourselves sometimes and see what's hot about ourselves. You know what I mean? ;D :hug:

[LeftyMom]

70. That's awesome.

LMK if I can be of help, I have pretty good photo skills and am getting really good at DIY nudies.

[Jamastiene]

81. We really should start an underground

site somewhere and even offer calendars and such of some really nice nudes. I mean we could have some soft core nudes and such in one section and some really great amateur (the best kind) videos in a more secured section. I'd bet it'd be the best ever. I'll definitely keep you in mind for some cool photography and photography tips.

[NMMNG]

88. Oh, if only I could get to NC

:cry:

[Jamastiene]

90. I'd love that.

You know I would especially love that. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

91. As would I

[Jamastiene]

92. Welp, the rest of them are off now.

First the top, now this. My cat has broken about 5 blinds to make a peephole to look out my window. Should I put a tip jar outside, in case of peeping toms? I mean, I'm sure they are getting an easy view now. It's just so HOT tonight. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

93. Now there's an idea for extra income

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

94. He has done that to probably 4 or 5 strategically placed

blinds in the place. I could put a tip jar at every window. Who knows? I may be on to something here. Maybe I could place some nice couches that are waterproof right outside the windows. Hmm.... :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

95. Maybe just some comfortable benches

Then you could hose them down from time to time. :P

[Jamastiene]

98. Oh yeah,

I'm sure they'll need it. I may need extra window cleaner too. :rofl:

[NMMNG]

99. Indeed

Splat!

[plcdude]

103. been there

done that a million times where did you get that?

[NMMNG]

122. Some smiley site or another DUer

I don't remember any more. Here are a few smiley sites for you to browse:


http://www.websmileys.com/love.htm

http://emoticons4u.com/index.htm

http://www.planetsmilies.com/avatars/avatars.php

http://www.clicksmilies.com/

[billyskank]

48. Banned for sex threads??

:scared:

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

59. Well, you know...

I'd like to write some steamy romantic fodder (short story) and share it sometime. And to this day, the only people I have met online that I'd like to have cybersex with are DU'ers. :shrug: That's just the way it has been for me. All these beautiful women in one spot and I'm not supposed to get all horny and want it? Impossible.

[billyskank]

61. Man you said it!

"All these beautiful women in one spot and I'm not supposed to get all horny and want it? Impossible."

:rofl: :hug: :yourock:

[Jamastiene]

62. Ain't it the truth?

LeftyMom and her self deprecating post. Phooey. I know better. What a looker. I've seen her before. She ain't fooling me. I just couldn't stand to hear that a DU woman feels like she isn't beautiful. All the evidence I have seen on the picture threads here prove I am right. Hummala, baby!!! Damn, who'da thunk I'd ever find so many beautiful women all in one spot like this? Splendid.

:hug: :yourock: too

[billyskank]

65. Eh, that thread was ridiculous

That girl has a body To Die For and she hates it?

Anyway, I have foresworn flirting with LeftyMom. She usually ignores me when I do and can't take a compliment.

[Jamastiene]

68. That is precisely why we need to

keep reminding her that she is hot. No DU woman should feel less than dazzling and gorgeous. We should start an all purpose DU goddesses thread and make sure no DU woman goes uncomplimented. This place really has rounded up some of the most gorgeous women in the world, if not THE most gorgeous women in our cosmos.

[LeftyMom]

69. Sorry billyskank

I'm trying not to be such a flirt. I really didn't mean to hurt your feelings by it, it's just that I'm trying not to be such a shameless flirt, because I don't want to be a tease.

[billyskank]

74. It's okay

I'll leave the flirting to flvegan

[Dangerously Amused]

86. I know! I'll pick up LeftyMom's slack and flirt and tease with you DOUBLE!

:bounce:


:7


:* :* :*

[billyskank]

117. lol

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. Well, I don't think that there are any firm numbers........

But if you really want to know, email the admins......

They made the rules, after all.......:hi:

[Jamastiene]

60. I was kind of hoping for some tips and pointers on ways

to sneak some juicy stuff in. :evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

71. not for nothing but, I've been known to start a thread or 2

that seemed to get locked rather quickly...

[billyskank]

72. Ha! You sure have

:hi:

[wildhorses]

73. bet, I could give Jamestiene some pointers...

of course you have to work with the material that is out there and some days are just better than others:P:hi:

[Jamastiene]

80. Let's put our thinking caps on.

Brainstorm.

I only have three more weeks off. There must be some way to talk about something that we can get off, I mean, get by with.

[Jamastiene]

78. I appreciate your valiant efforts.

They haven't gone unnoticed. Maybe we'll have to devise a plan to bury a juicy little subthread on a night when we aren't being watched very closely. I'm not admitting anything, but it's been a while since, ahem, I've seen some action. :evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

84. perhaps we could talk about cooking beans...

cooking (taking pictures) beans (nudes):P:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

87. I do believe you are on to something there.

How about this idea:
I mean, especially the fact that the strings have to be pulled from the beans when preparing them to be cooked. In order to do that, one has to slide their fingers down the length of the beans and maybe tighten in a spot or two to stroke a little of the string out. And if one decided to shell a few beans, they will still have to be stringed and squeezed ever so delicately so the beans can be sprung. In order to pop them out intact, just the right amount of care would have to be taken not to squeeze too hard. If one were to squeeze too hard at the wrong time, the bean may retreat and not be usable.

Not to mention the taste test while cooking the beans. I mean most people will want to insert some nice creamy butter and sprinkly a little salt into the pot while they are cooking. In order to get this mixture just right, a taste test may be required. Of course, they'll be hot while taste testing. So maybe one would have to give the bean just a little lick at the right time to test the temperature. In order to do that, one would have to delicately slip the spoon into the pot and move it back and forth and all around to get a little.

If said person was very very hungry, they may want to savor the taste test spoonful. So they may just have to lick the bean over and over slowly, slightly wrapping their tongue around the bean as to form a sort of bean/tongue taco shape.

Speaking of tacos, I find it especially pleasurable to add sour cream to my tacos. I like to start at one end and slowly lick the entire crevice of the taco from one end all the way to the other, ever so lightly. I have found that I can make it last longer by leaving some cream for another lick. If I pay close attention to the delightful taco laid out before me, I can lick it numerous times and still have some cream left over for a nice swirling motion with my tongue....

Would something like that work? Or get deleted?

[wildhorses]

96. OMG that is fucking perfect...

I think we will be cooking a lot of beans from now on, girlfriend!! and I can see where there will be some taco tasting going on...
:woohoo:

[Jamastiene]

97. I do so love to taste tacos.

I always try to make sure I ask for extra cream, so I can really lick it out good. I love licking the cream out. Don't you?

[wildhorses]

100. well, I myself have a thing for hotdogs but, I think the principle is

the same. I like to serve my taco with a lot of cream. And I like for my hotdogs to have plenty of good thick creamy mayonaisse and I don't mind the extra effort it takes to see that it happens;)

[Jamastiene]

101. Sometimes you have to really

milk that nice thick creamy mayo out, ya know. Sometimes, you have to milk it lots of times really fast to get it all out too, especially if you've been working it for a long time. Oh, but when that rich tasty goodness comes...squirting...out...oh, it's just scrumptious.

I totally understand.

[plcdude]

104. you two are

driving many of us crazy

[LynneSin]

106. Anyone who has an Air Conditioner just for f***ing has my vote

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

110. Hey, it gets hot!

:rofl: :hi: Thanks! And the f***ing a/c is working just fine, thank you very much!

[ScreamingMeemie]

108. Hey. This poll is rigged...

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

111. It's all billyskank's fault.

:hug: :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

112. I would have voted for you anyway...

:loveya: ...in a good way, of course. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

113. Why thank you, MrsG!

:hug: I didn't start out to be the naughtiest...but somehow it ended up that way. Loungers are a bad influence.

And I wouldn't have it any other way. :hi:

[billyskank]

118. You noticed

:loveya: MrsG!!!! :hug: :*

[RedCloud]

119. Looks like we have a winner!

I used to be always virginal (except when necessity dictated other options) until I came across her alluring opinions...

[NewWaveChick1981]

120. Glad I could corrupt you properly...

:rofl: :hi: