Hey, Global Warming... FUCK YOU!

[Guy Fawkes]

Polar Bears. Penguins. The British. What other great things will you destroy? Fuck that, Global Warming. Fuck that and fuck you. I've had it up to here with your melting ice caps and rising global waters. And now they tell me- get this- that thermal expansion is ALSO an issue now. So the waters will rise because of the melted ice AND their own warming up. Screw that.

I'm not down with pumping sulfer into the atmosphere, either. Sure it would get rid of "greenhouse" gases. But it would get rid of all of them, leaving sulfer dioxide and shit. You want to fly a space shuttle through an explosive atmosphere? I sure don't.


Fucking global warming.

Fuck that.