How do you deal with snakes on a plane?

[Deep13]

Ahhhh...this is your captain speaking. Our cruising altitude is 28,000 feet. The weather in Los Angeles is clear and 72 degrees. A case of deadly cobras has escaped into the passenger compartment. We will be landing in 30 minutes. Thank you for flying Delta.

What can you do?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. LOL! They were all too great, I couldn't pick

:rofl:

[Deep13]

2. a-hem, and yet no greatest recommendation.

Just sayin' zall.

[Deep13]

3. Feed snakes red wine and turkey, ...

...play with their vintage toys when they fall asleep.

[Blue-Jay]

4. There ain't a Got-Damned thing you can do about it.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Blue-Jay for the win.

[Deep13]

5. Distract snakes by releasing a swarm of killer bees into the plane.

[Joe Fields]

6. Bite their heads off, two at a time. (three, if you have a big mouth)

[Deep13]

7. Of course! Turn the tables on 'em.

bwahahahahaha!

[Deep13]

8. Keeps snakes mesmorized by Christopher Walken impression.

Snakes love Christopher Walken.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

9. Who doesn't?

[Deep13]

10. Cow bell haters.

[LSK]

11. grab them by the tail - duh!

[Deep13]

12. The tail? Of course! I was trying to grab them by the toe.

Imagine my confusion.

[RedCloud]

14. I just whip out my python...

And let them battle it out.

[msanthrope]

16. You are going to get the thread locked with THAT kind of

response......

[RedCloud]

23. In that case here are pythons to assuage our mods...

http://www.pilbarapythons.com/pythons.htm

From Down Under.

[flvegan]

15. Open cases containing komodo dragons

Mmm...the sweet smell of safe air travel.

[sarge43]

17. That would be more interesting than the in-flight movie n/t

[CanuckAmok]

18. "There's not a goddamned thing you can do about it!"

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Other - Open The Window

Hey, we've seen all the movies where if the window gets punctured everything gets sucked out. (Yeah, i know that doesn't really happen.)

But, since the question is based upon a movie, we can use a movie solution! So, we punch a hole in the window and the snakes get sucked out. That'll teach 'em!
The Professor

[Radio_Lady]

20. We'll have to see -- movie opens on August 18th. Reportedly, there will be

no press screenings. From www.us.imdb.com:

Tag lines for:

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Relax. They're first class fliers.

On August 18th Summer Really Begins

Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.

At 30,000 feet, snakes aren't the deadliest thing on this plane.

(The last one really makes you question the whole idea!)

[Radio_Lady]

21. Here's the latest from someone who was at Comic-Con in San Diego

this weekend:



http://www.snakesonablog.com/

[Deep13]

25. Actually, that would happen.

An airplane pressurized to say 12 psi traveling through the air at 30 or 35,000 feet is not unlike a can of compressed air at sea level.

[Catbird]

22. Make the snakes fasten their seatbelts.

The plane is about to land. So it's about time to turn on the fasten seatbelt sign. Once they are securely in their seats, they won't be much of a problem.

[Radio_Lady]

24. Lure them all in a non-pressurized section of the plane. You'd think

they would die without air and oxygen.

Come to think of it, that was the plot hole in the movie "Flight Plan" with Jodie Foster. Her kid LIVED even though the kid was unconscious in an unpressurized part of the plane.

Well, maybe snakes need less oxygen than humans... it's a thought.

[TrogL]

26. Snakes are edible

[One_Life_To_Give]

27. Turn off the Heat!

Snakes are cold blooded.

[Sammy Pepys]

29. bingo.....n/t

....

[Deep13]

28. Is it mongooses or mongeese?

[sarge43]

32. American Heritage Dictionary says mongooses n/t

[underpants]

30. As Bill Cosby said in his routine about snakes

Two snakes are watching a human try not to touch the ground (where they are) one snake says "He has both of them (legs)up in the air"

The other one says "That's all right... sooner or later one of them is coming down"

[Fox Mulder]

31. Get some motherfuckin' mongoose (mongeese?) on the...

motherfuckin' plane.