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Mon Jul-24-06 01:21 PM
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| Great lines you've said while interacting with a possible S/O? |
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My buddy had an awesome one once in a bar.
A girl came up to him in a bar and said, "Excuse me, gotta light?" His response was, "No, gotta phone number?"
The girl didn't even laugh, which is a sign to walk away.
I had a decent one last night; "So, do you date a lot of assholes? Or am I your first?"
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Mon Jul-24-06 01:25 PM
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Mon Jul-24-06 01:27 PM
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Mon Jul-24-06 01:30 PM
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| 5. You're a beaker ya fuckin' douchesicle |
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Mon Jul-24-06 01:31 PM
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| 6. Those bears are very sad. |
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Mon Jul-24-06 01:29 PM
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| 4. One my friend heard..... |
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I'm in the Navy.... it's okay if you tell me to leave now.
They've been married 10 years.
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I'll need to remember that.
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