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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-24-06 03:01 PM
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Bush joke
Magic Mirror
>
> Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
> some fun.
>
> After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
> men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
> entrance. He said:
>
> "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
> feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
> truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if
> you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live
> in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
>
> The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
> Nader stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us
> three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
>
> Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
> three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to
> fund his next Presidential Campaign.
>
> Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.
> Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was
> promptly sucked into the mirror. ;-)
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-24-06 03:58 PM
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1. LOL!
Thanks! :rofl:
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-24-06 04:02 PM
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2. Most excellent, SharonRB!
:rofl:
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-24-06 04:02 PM
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3. Like it,like it centurion.....
B-)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-24-06 06:35 PM
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4. LOL!
Good one! :toast:
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