The neigbor kids told me my dog was smelly,

[undeterred]

So I gave him a bath.

They're at the age of pure, unvarnished, unmalicious truth.

[Wcross]

1. I love the smell of a wet dog.....

I don't know what it is about the smell but I like it.

[undeterred]

2. I actually like the smell of wet dog too

especially after a Johnson's Baby Shampoo bath.

However, he's been swimming in the lake a bunch of times and he was starting to smell kinda moldy.

[yellowcanine]

6. Clean wet dog is ok but there is little worse than dirty wet dog, imo

Particularly rolled in horse dung and then jumped in the stagnant pond wet dog.

[dolo amber]

7. The thought of that makes me wanna die

x(

[undeterred]

8. rolled in dead fish wet dog is also bad

[yellowcanine]

10. Or dead deer, raccoon, or possum

[xchrom]

3. giving my old sportyboi a bath was my way of getting even.

he loved swimming but HATED baths.

i miss my old boy sooo much.

[Blue-Jay]

4. My wife told me our dog was smelly.

Bathtime for Bella tonight.

[zonkers]

5. I told my dog she was smelly today. And then I gave her a bath.

And then the old gal fell asleep in the sun.

[NYC Liberal]

9. So...how'd your neighbor feel about you giving their kid a bath?

:P

[undeterred]

11. I wouldn't even know how

Dog mother am I.

[hfojvt]

12. smelly dog, smelly dog

what are they feeding you?