I have to fess up to something. It's TERRIBLE.

[yvr girl]

I seem to have lost billyskank. He was here when I went to work - honest. Now he's just vanished. I did leave the door open though, maybe the IRA got him or something. Should I report this to the RCMP or Skinner?

*hangs head in shame*

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

1. Well, you should know not to leave English people around open doors.

Seriously, it's like moths to an open flame. x( :P

[miss_american_pie]

2. You did what?

You were supposed to keep him tied up. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

3. He's probably at Tim Horton's having donuts.

I don't suppose they have those in England.

[yvr girl]

4. I'm not sure

Are donuts vegan?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Oh, good point...

Hmmm...maybe he fell off the vegan wagon. :o

[SOteric]

6. Don't panic. Just head straight

for the nearest forest. I'm sure he's out hugging a tree or munching on pine cones or something.

[yvr girl]

8. So he went out for dinner

I hope you're right.

[Deja Q]

7. I lied to my parents about a certain scar on my arm.

How's that for shameful?

And, no, it's not the photoshopped bit either.

Mind you, I don't think they would want to know the truth. :)

[u4ic]

9. He and the gopher eloped

[yvr girl]

11. I heard the gopher had a thing for you

That's what billyskank claimed anyway.

[u4ic]

13. Is he kidding?

The gopher was practically straddling him.

[yvr girl]

14. He claims it was climbing over him to get to you

and it even said, 'YOWZA!' when it saw you.

[RetroLounge]

10. Wasn't he duct taped to the bed like I suggested?

Sheesh, you canucks...

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

12. I used scotch tape

and it didn't hold him. It was the 'good stuff' too.

[XemaSab]

15. He's probably crazed with lust

:hi: