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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:07 AM
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I just found BILLYSKANK
My doorbell rang, and when I got there, billyskank was tied up on my doorstep with a note pinned to him. It read,

You can have him back! He talks funny and he was always demanding mushy peas and tea. We can't take it anymore

The Terrorists


So you can all stop worrying.
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:07 AM
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1. Bwahahahahaa!
:rofl:

GOOD one!

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:07 AM
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2. I didn't know he was lost.
Good recon, though.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:12 AM
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3. What a relief!
:rofl: :rofl:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:14 AM
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4. feed him some bangers and mash
if that doesn't work, mushy peas and a meat pie.

Should do the trick for keeping him there for a while.

Yorkshire pudding is good too.


aA
:hi:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:15 AM
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5. You realize now
that he won't be let out of the country, and you'll have him for good. :scared:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:17 AM
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6. Envision whirled peas?
Ahhh, at least Billyskank is safe. :rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:21 AM
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7. ...
:hug:

:D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:23 AM
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8. Hi!



So you like your peas mashed also? I have a client who has to have hers mashed (it's because she doesn't like them rolling around on her plate). :rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:28 AM
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9. I'll let you in on a secret



























































I prefer them round and whole

:D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:35 AM
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10. Ah
So who was lying--yvr or the terrorists?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:36 AM
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11. Probably yvr girl
We all know the terrorists hate America, but I never heard that they hate Canada. :D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 12:43 AM
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12. Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
(Gratuitous South Park reference.)
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:25 AM
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13. He'll want Heinz beans and Marmite, too.
:P Maybe the terrorists will take him back.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 07:31 AM
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14. Glad he's OK.
:hi:
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