Woah. That was wierd

[billyskank]

I was just getting ready to go out, when there was a sound from the door, and these terrorist dudes burst in. I think I must have been jumped from behind, and then it's all a blank. Next thing I know, I am left tied up on yivver girl's doorstep with a note attached to me.

So how was your day? :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Uneventful.

I've been playing communist dictator all day.

[billyskank]

2. Cool!

Did you have like gulags and stuff? :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. No, I tend to be a nice communist dictator.

I try to keep the people happy and not use force. It seems to work.

[billyskank]

4. Wow!

I don't think that's ever been tried before. ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. OMG! Same thing happened to this guy!

But they dumped him at the library! :scared:

[billyskank]

7. That is something like how it looked

:D

[NMMNG]

6. Not much to it

I worked till 10am, went to the office, then went home. I slept until 7:30pm, got up and showered/groomed/dressed, did laundry, ate, and prepped for work. Then I came here at 11 and now I'm working and DUing.

[billyskank]

8. You work too hard

:hug:

[NMMNG]

9. Too much, definitely

But usually not too hard. That's how it balances out in the end.

[billyskank]

10. LOL

I know exactly what you mean :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Did the note say

"Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt"?

[u4ic]

12. I was having a great morning

I was asleep but then woken up by my crazy landlady

used the facilities

took a shower

I ate

Brushed my teeth:

Checked my mail (flashed my neighbours, ala NewWaveChick)

Dressed...however, my first two choices of hats were a total flop.


I finally settled on this one. :tinfoilhat:

Blew myself up while trying to mow the lawn (don't ask)

and then I felt a bit of a twinge...but I ignored it.

Then...

another twinge. This time it was louder. It instructed me to get billyskank's address. Not having it, I politely declined.

But after a bit of roughing up from



I have to debate this in my own mind

But I fought back!!

Temporarily

All in all, I had to give billy's phone #.

Why, I have no clue??

Maybe they were trying to sell him something. Yeah, that must have been it. :think:

[billyskank]

13. LOL

:yourock:

But who did you give my phone number to? :)

[u4ic]

14. I have a black eye

a broken leg and am on crutches

but it's all about you, right :eyes:

:P





That's your guy. Report it, and maybe we'll be on the end of a nice Crimestoppers reward. I'll even split it with ya. (80%me-20%you)

Deal? :7

[billyskank]

15. My dear u4ic

You've lost me. What's going on? Are you ok?

[u4ic]

16. Ummm...yeah

after the Sumo terrorists got your phone #, they left.

Did they happen to contact you? :shrug:

;)

[billyskank]

17. I have a hole in my mind

I think they wiped my memory engrams. I didn't see any sumo terrorists. I think they may be working in league with the Inland Revenue, or something. :P

[u4ic]

18. Hmmm...this is turning out to be a much

more complex case.



There could only be one man behind all of this...

[billyskank]

19. Good heavens, Holmes!

How the devil did you work that out?

[u4ic]

20. It ad nuffin ta doo wif da Criyme Doctah

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Dammit! Those guys didn't do things according to my plan...

:hi: :* Sorry, sweetie---they weren't supposed to hurt you. Are you OK?

I hope they at least got the note right. :)

[billyskank]

22. Next time

do your own dirty work :*

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Mutley and I are mad at those guys.

And I WILL do my own dirty work next time. :*

[Mutley]

25. They were supposed to leave you at my house.

Bastids. I better get a full refund. x(

Edit: Ooops. Meant to reply to billy.

Sorry NewWaveChick. :blush: :hi:

[billyskank]

28. ROFL

:loveya:

[progmom]

23. there you are

What exactly did you think "The Soap Is In The Closet" meant??

:eyes:

[billyskank]

29. I thought you were talking about LAUNDRY

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. You too?

Those DHL guys are rough. x(

[progmom]

26. he's in canada

it was the NHL.

[billyskank]

30. Next time I'm flying economy class

:rofl: