Locking this thread....

[Gato Moteado]

...before the mods can.

No reason really....just thought another locked thread might be nice.

Carry on.

[RevCheesehead]

1. IBTL!

:popcorn:

[bridgit]

2. neat-o...

:bounce:

[Philosoraptor]

3. bout time too, this has turned into a hateful flame war.

[bridgit]

4. them'z fight'n words pilgrim...

:rofl: :hi:

[Philosoraptor]

6. provide a link or back off!

[bridgit]

7. not a problem...

http://defensetech.org

[Philosoraptor]

8. I take back what I said, but this thread brought out the worst in me.

I apologize.

[bridgit]

10. eh, yer do'n fine...

:patriot:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. LOL.

:rofl:

[Gato Moteado]

15. oh sure...we have a sit-chew-ay-shun here in this thread and you laugh....

...the ironic thing is that all they have to do is get bridgit to call philosoraptor to stop this shit and it would be over.

[Philosoraptor]

9. why has this disgusting thread not been locked yet?

I may consider leaving DU.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. ...

:rofl::rofl:

[Gato Moteado]

13. that's it....you're tombstoned pal!

enjoy your short 1000+ post stay.

[Philosoraptor]

12. I've put you on ignore Gato

And I've alerted not only the mods, but the dept. of homeland security.

[Gato Moteado]

14. you can't ignore me!

go ahead and try and i'll report you!

[Gato Moteado]

16. i just noticed that someone recommended this thread for the greatest page

there sure are some sick f*cks here in the lounge! that's why i like it so much.

[Philosoraptor]

17. that might have been me that did that Doc.

But this vile thread is still unlocked and infecting the minds of the youth of America.

I recommended it because I want all of DU to see how you've disgraced us all.

I can't believe I am from the same planet or dimension as you.

I am now ashamed to be a human being, thanks to you and your repulsive thread.

I thought about suicide, but that'd probably just make you happy.

Fuck it, I'm turning republican.

[Gato Moteado]

18. look, you might want to think twice about turning republican.....

...the operation involves sticking a very large needle into the skull and sucking out 80% of the brain. it's very painful. they remove your soul too....that's right, you won't be able to dance anymore and the only music you'll be able to groove to will be country music.

is it worth it?

i'd say just suck it up and suffer with me here in this thread.

[Philosoraptor]

19. This will be my last post here at DU, thank you very much.

I have lost my will to live after having been involved in this thread, which the mods have so blithely allowed to remain after my bitter complaints and threats of law suits.

So that's it for me and DU and suffering insults and threads like this one.

And it's all YOUR fault, and not mine at least, so goodby to DU, it's been real, and it's been fun, but I just can't remain here with all these people who didn't bother to have this thread locked, I am better than all that.

Goodbye forever, finito, via con huevos, asta la vega, I'm history, vapor, and you'll all miss me when I'm gone, but that's too bad, it's your loss and Gato's fault.

I have nothing more to say now, and I will say good day to you.

[Philosoraptor]

20. Oh and one other thing...

...I hope this thread is devoured by kudzu.

[Gato Moteado]

21. hey, i thought you left!

nt

[Gato Moteado]

22. locking....

nt

[Gato Moteado]

23. unlocking....

nt

[leeroysphitz]

26. DELETED SUB-THREAD

[GOPisEvil]

24. I guess it's a good thing I'm not here during the day.

[Gato Moteado]

31. well, if you'd wait at least until noon to start taking bong hits....

...you might be awake during the day fer chrissakes!

[GOPisEvil]

37. Bong?

Elitist!

[Gato Moteado]

40. sorry....i meant "water pipe"

nt

[GOPisEvil]

43. Please. It's a hookah.

At least that's what I tell the cops.

[Gato Moteado]

46. that's how you say "prostitute" in brooklyn.

did you ever see the collection of hookahs in that little store next to flight path coffee house? next time i'm in town i will go in there and ask to see their bongs just to see if they kick me out of the place.

[GOPisEvil]

51. Oh yeah, that's a great store.

Haven't been in there in a long time...

[Gato Moteado]

53. better check it out before israel or bushco tries to bomb it

they have some cool chess boards in there. and the lady that owns the place is pretty nice looking.

just a tip. now you know what you can get me for xmas. unless you're one of those godless freaks that has declared war on xmas.

[GOPisEvil]

54. I hope I remember.

I celebrate the shameless consumption of xmas.

[Gato Moteado]

55. ah save your money for a flight down here.....

...xmas in latinamerica is a trip, brother. trust me.

[GOPisEvil]

56. I want to take a whole week off and come down.

Just a few days won't do the trick.

[Gato Moteado]

57. at least a week!

but remember.....i have no cable TV, so no shows with mulleted, tattooed freaks building motorcycles for celebrities that will never ride them. when you come down here you're putting on some boots and grabbing a machete and it's off to the jungle we go. and be careful where you swing that thing!

[GOPisEvil]

58. I can live without cable for a week.

I think I can use the change. Too bad I can't take a week off until '07.

[Ptah]

25. But I wanted to say

[Gato Moteado]

29. ptooey, ptah!

what exactly did you want to say?

[Ptah]

32. I just wanted to say, that, as an untrained amatuer,

I am apparently unable to lock a thread.

[Gato Moteado]

35. can you thread a needle?

nt

[jobycom]

27. I kept thinking that little grey padlock was just a new smilie.

:popcorn:

[NNadir]

28. I am posting to your locked thread.

I must have unlocked it accidentally.

[Gato Moteado]

30. HHave SSome RRespect FFor LLocked TThreads NNadir

NNt

[NNadir]

33. II PPromise TTo DDo BBetter in the future if you promise...

to do a better job at locking them.

[Gato Moteado]

34. where the phuck did philosorapture go?

it's not church night is it?

[IsIt1984Yet]

38. Pheeding his phish?

:shrug:

[IsIt1984Yet]

39. <>

phat phingered that

[Gato Moteado]

42. ok, you have 15 years to change your DU name.....

...before it's susceptible to the y2k bug.

[IsIt1984Yet]

48. Fear monger!

[Gato Moteado]

49. Procrastinator!

i bet you're one of those people who just set the date back on your computer to try to avoid the y2k bug!

[IsIt1984Yet]

50. Hardly. I have a huge "swan song" performance "Goodbye, DU!" thread

planned for 12/31/1999, so my username will self-destruct just in time.

Just wait.

It's going to be the ass-kickinist goodbye thread ever.

Mark my words.

[greatauntoftriplets]

36. name removed

Locking.

Thank you for your support.

greatauntoftriplets
DU non-moderator

[Gato Moteado]

41. see what happens when you move to the burbs?

you become a smart aleck.

what the hell is an aleck, by the way?

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. I've only known an Alec...and he was something of a smart aleck.

And here I have been called a smartass for years and years and years.

Nothing wrong with the burbs, especially when you live in one with as many Irish bars as I do.

ahhhh...Guinness :beer:

[Gato Moteado]

44. ok....this thread has 4 votes for the greatest page......

....let's vote this one up you freaks! dieboldt can't help us with it.

[JuniperLea]

47. ignored

because I have the mental acuity of bong water



der der derrrrrr

[novalib]

52. NOT Locked in the Following Locations

This thread is NOT locked in the following locations:

KEY West

KEY Largo

KEY Biscayne

TurKEY