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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:18 PM
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What animal are you?
Hippos are vegetarain, aren't they?

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm

You're a Hippopotamus!
Some people call you fat, but you prefer to think of yourself as well-insulated. After all, having a little extra helps you stay underwater, which is where you'd prefer to be anyway. The mere sight of you reminds people of one of their favorite childhood games, not to mention being hungry. If only those plastic pieces didn't keep jamming! Your favorite saint is St. Augustine. Against all odds, you are considered to be rather talented at ballet.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:20 PM
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1. Blue Whale for me
sounds about right, except the "being in my belly" comment :)...if I was ever reincarnated as an animal, I would choose to be a Killer Whale...:)


You're a Blue Whale!
No one is bigger than you are. Wherever you go, whoever you meet, no one can say they know anyone more massive than you. You like to keep a lot of your depth below the surface, but no one is fooled when you decide to reveal your true nature. You seem to be able to communicate intuitively to some, but others suspect you're just using a fairly sophisticated radio. Many people have written about what it must be like to be in your stomach.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:25 PM
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2. So I'm an Alligator?
<p><img src="" width="400" height="129"><br>
<font face="Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Times New Roman" size="5">
<b>You're an Alligator!</b><br>
<font size="3">While you really love it when others ask you to "open wide", it would
really be in their best interest not to make that request. A fan of sports energy
drinks, you like to take it easy on the sidelines, waiting for the right moment to
jump into the action. Expensive purses make you quite nervous. See you
later!</font><br>
<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">
<b>Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm">Animal Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</b></font></font></p>


Ooooookaaaay....
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:27 PM
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4. I'm a Boa Constrictor
WTF?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:45 PM
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7. Eh.
Better than a hippo! :rofl: I am so going back on my diet!
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:26 PM
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3. A Tuna...
You're a Tuna!
While most people consider you to be tiny, you're actually quite large. You like to run around in large groups, but other large groups have spent endless time and energy trying to track you down. It seems that all that has come of this is a great deal of peril for you and collateral damage for those around you. All this drama and emotion leaves you a bit crazy and paranoid. So much so that you ceaselessly seem to have a song about bumblebees stuck in your head...
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:38 PM
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5. I'm a rabbit.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:39 PM
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12. Me too
Not sure that's accurate, but okay. :hi:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:39 PM
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13. Wow. Most everyone else on this list would consider you food!
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 01:44 PM
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6. A lion...


You're a Lion!
Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is Maine.
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:07 PM
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8. hyena
You have quite a sense of humor, though many others find it derisive
rather than appealing. You are perceived as being a coward, but actually have moments
of great bravery and have even stood up to those much larger than yourself. You like
hanging out in groups and are always making a lot of noise. Disney thinks you are an
idiot.

damn you disney!!!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:34 PM
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9. You're a Salamander!
Fascinated by and associated with fire, you are drawn to believe that you might even be able to conquer fire and perhaps walk upon it. At the same time, you also feel closely connected to water and may have even been born underwater. This dichotomy makes you a mystery to most, prompting you to stay out of the way of the average person you might run across. You love the word "meander".
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:34 PM
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10. You're a Duck!
Incredibly versatile and capable of carrying yourself over almost any surface of the Earth, you are a born traveler. As you journey far and wide, you tend to try to follow the climate to keep things mild and temperate. While you were always told you were ugly at a young age, you've since managed to grow out of it. You now find orange to be a very favorable color for shoes. Lately you've come to be caught up in the petty peddling of unnecessary insurance.
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:35 PM
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11. Domestic House Cat
Spoiled, pampered, playful, and lazy.

Q
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:40 PM
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15. You've just proven the DU Lounge rule.
If there are no cat threads, another thread will evolve to fill the need.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:40 PM
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14. I'm a cheetah!


You're a Cheetah!
You are fast. Really fast. So fast, in fact, that many people may
never see you as you pass them by. You definitely have your soft spots, or maybe
just a lot of spots in general. You'd like to think of them as freckles. When
others say your name very quickly, you think they're accusing you of
something.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:41 PM
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16. I'm a dove...

A fan of olives and the United Nations, you'd love to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. You like stretching your legs at major events, and have done your best to ward off floods when the waters have risen. All this running around leaves you exhausted, and it often seems you can never quite get the peace you so dearly crave. You really like to take showers.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 06:12 AM
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37. same
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:41 PM
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17. I'm a Gila Monster
You're a Gila Monster!
While you like to wear bright and discordant clothing to warn people that you can be dangerous when provoked, most people merely take it to mean you have terrible fashion sense. You try not to care what they think, as you'd rather be on your own, looking around at bugs and rodents. Yes, you're a bit eccentric, though you really resent some of the names you've come to be known by. While many folks don't look for you at all, kids expect to see you at the airport.

(Just copied from another thread.)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:44 PM
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18. I'm a lion


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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 02:46 PM
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19. I'm a human
Edited on Tue Jul-25-06 02:47 PM by SteppingRazor
:shrug:

This quiz told me nothing I don't already know


You're a Human!
With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you've had plenty of both to share with your peers. While you're capable of a great deal of beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times. You've made a big fuss about how you're smarter than everyone else, but all they can see is how you've used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it away.

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 03:44 PM
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20. porcupine. stay away! n/t
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 03:46 PM
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22. Must... resist... urge... to say.... really crude... pun!
:rofl:

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 03:50 PM
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23. No need!
I mean, no need to expound. I think I know what you've got in mind!
:evilgrin:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 03:54 PM
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24. I totalled a car to avoid running over a porcupine once!
So I have mixed feelings about them now.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 04:39 PM
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25. We used to have them on our property.
They'd come out in the early evening and nibble on the clover growing in our grass. They were cute, but every now and then they'd do our neighbor's dog an injury, and once my small son received a few quills in his foot.

Totalled your car? You must be a nature lover!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 07:19 PM
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31. I am a nature lover but I wouldn't have done it on purpose.
Or I should say, I didn't wreck on purpose. The road conditions, and a slight curve in the road, made the car start fishtailing after I swerved. I finally spun around and hit the guardrail of the bridge over the Pecos River. Two AM, 90 miles from the nearest small town, with a six year old kid and a six week old infant in the back. I'm a vegetarian and nature lover, but the cute little guy wouldn't have survived if I'd known I was going to risk my kids like that!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 03:46 PM
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21. This Toad's a spider.
You're a Spider!
It seems like you have eyes in the back of your head sometimes, and you have an uncanny knack for creeping people out with that ability. You really enjoy eating wraps, though you like them even more if you made them yourself. You work tirelessly so that you can eat, but are good at getting rid of annoyances for other people. There's always just a little more drama than necessary when you're around. Oh, what tangled webs you weave!


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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 04:41 PM
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26. You're a Tortoise!


Wise and somewhat weary, you will likely live to an older age than anyone you know. You have the weight of the world on your shoulders, or at least your back, and you find it hard to see around these vast concerns. Nevertheless, you take it all in stride and hide from problems less than others might think. Slow and steady wins the race, if only by outliving the competition.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 08:03 AM
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42. Me too!
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 05:31 PM
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27. I'm a moose.
You're a Moose!
Majestic and mighty, you consider yourself one of the eldest and most important folks around. At the same time, you have eccentricities. You've been known to get things consistently caught in your hair, and when very angry often resort to head-butting. You adore chocolate pudding. In another life, you bumbled around with a small friend, trying to catch equally bumbling Russian spies.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 05:34 PM
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28. tiger
You've really earned your stripes. People like to sing about your eyes, which some find to be thrilling. You're rather fond of Detroit, as well as half the universities and high schools all across America. When people want to calm you down a bit, they use the word "easy". Overall, you're grrrrreat!
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 05:42 PM
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29. I'm an Emu.....
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You're an Emu!
Tall, thin, and a bit lacking in poise, you have a gait all your
own. You never seem to manage to get your projects off the ground, despite giving
the apperance of being able to do so. You're beginning to feel a bit defensive about
your precious bodily oils. Contrary to the rumors, you have never actually done a
mating dance at a college debate tournament, nor do you say the word "mep".
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Dragon Turtle Donating Member (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 06:01 PM
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30. An octopus
Thoughtful and reflective, you always appear to have tilted your head slightly to one side. You like stretching out your languorous body wherever you can, but not everything is always relaxed. You wear your emotions on your sleeve and have a terrible poker face. And when you feel most threatened, you start writing things down furiously. If there's a sucker born every minute, there's one of you born roughly every day.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 07:24 PM
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32. bwahahaha -- i'm a mongoose!!!
<p><img src="" width="326" height="400"><br>
<font face="Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Times New Roman" size="5">
<b>You're a Mongoose!</b><br>
<font size="3">Famous and fabled, you are well-loved by those around you, especially
those above you. You rise to many challenges, and your speed and agility allow you
to outwit those you don't like and others hate. While you don't appear vicious,
your unassuming appearance helps draw people into underestimating you. You really
like the name Rikki.</font><br>
<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">
<b>Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm">Animal Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</b></font></font></p>
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 07:25 PM
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33. "Meep-Meep"
You're a Road Runner!
While you are a swift and agile runner, most people over the years have come to associate you more with driving than running. After all, you are a big fan of laying on the horn. Sounds of coyotes in the distance should make you nervous, but they really don't. You believe in the sand beneath your toes. Your favorite type of Mexico is New Mexico.

:)
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-25-06 07:47 PM
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34. A lion
Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is Maine.
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imperial jedi Donating Member (192 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 04:45 AM
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35. lion
You're a Lion!
Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is Maine.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 05:02 AM
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36. I'm a bee
You're a Bee!
Hard-working and loyal, you are one of the few supporters of the Queen who remains steadfast in her service. You do find time to stop and smell the roses in your busy schedule, but you don't let this distract you from your endless duty. Your favorite term of endearment is "honey". You've always been very fond of the painted dividing lines on freeways. In the 1980's, people briefly thought you were a killer.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 06:16 AM
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38. Flamingo
You're a Flamingo!
Pink is your favorite color! Always looking to shock others, you are absurdly thin and absurdly outlandish in your tastes. People come from all over to see you, but as long as you've got a swimming pool, you're pretty satisfied wherever you end up. And boy, do you love shrimp! When you really get going, you can sound like Forrest Gump talking about shrimp...


I was hoping it would be dog.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 06:26 AM
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39. Beaver sheesh!
You're a Beaver!

Leave it to you. You're resourceful and clever and would probably make an excellent engineer of some sort. While you always have your wits about you, it's your teeth that might be your strongest attribute. If looking for a place to move, you should know that you will be revered in Oregon. In the meantime, be careful of the devastating flooding you might encounter. Dam the man!


Interesting description! :rofl:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 06:41 AM
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40. I'm an Orca whale
Yippy

You're an Orca!
With one of the most misinterpreted pasts on record, you've been accused of crimes you didn't commit. This has shaken your very faith in humanity, but lately you've been able to overcome this setback and strike out a new fortune with new use of an old name. You are quite a performer, and have shown your stuff before hundreds of enthralled spectators on multiple occasions. Actually not really but it sounds good for actors.

Still, you feel capable of more. Your eyes look much bigger than they actually are.
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:53 AM
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41. "You're a spider!"
:shrug:
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 08:09 AM
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43. A scorpion! Cool!!!
You're a Scorpion!
You really enjoy weapons and like keeping as many of them at hand as possible, just in case. Most of these weapons are sharp, and you have a small collection of armor as well. You just can't be too careful these days. Maybe it's that you've always been small and feel threatened and this has prompted your elaborate collection to bloom. It's not too surprising that you've become a bit of a loner, even a hermit, with those tendencies. Or that your favorite actor is The Rock.

Who is "The Rock"????
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:02 AM
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44. I'm a monkey!!!!
p><img src="" width="251" height="400"><br>
<font face="Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Times New Roman" size="5">
<b>You're a Monkey!</b><br>
<font size="3">Hey hey! People say you monkey around! But you know that they're only
envying the way you express your humor and good-natured spirit. While more
intelligent than many of your peers, you choose to express it by making fun of
them and laughing more than a more academic pursuit. In grade school, you were
a ruler of the playground and could out-climb anyone you knew. If your name is
George, you are hopelessly curious. In fact, even if your name isn't George, you
are hopelessly curious. How common is the name George, anyway?</font><br>
<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">
<b>Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm">Animal Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</b></font></font></p>
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GardeningGal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:54 AM
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45. I'm a ladybug. n/t
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 12:00 PM
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46. I'm a Dolphin
Revered by many, mysterious to some, playful to others, you are one of the more discussed people around. You're clearly very smart, but you don't really seem to apply the intelligence much. You seem more determined to figure out how to relax and maximize your personal pleasure, which you do an excellent job of. When you were younger, you had a terribly traumatic accident with a tunafish can. Whenever you leave places, you have a strange habit of yelling out "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
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