I am wayyyyy fucking cooler than you

[Taverner]

Discuss

[LSK]

1. so?

[taterguy]

2. Genuinely cool people don't discuss their level of coolness

[crim son]

26. True, taterguy, but other people do!

And today my neighbor called me "the COOL mom" to explain why my house is always full of teenagers. Of course, there's cool, and then there's COOL. :smoke:

[WCGreen]

31. Maybe because you have Kool Aide.....

[crim son]

33. I've never given my kids Kool Aide!

And they don't drink soda either, except for special occasions. You'd think I'd be called the bitchiest mother.

[WCGreen]

34. You are mean.....

WE want Coke, Pepsi, Orange...

My mom always gave us iced tea or lemonade...

Rarely did we get any pop...

[crim son]

37. "Pop"? Why "pop"?

We called it that growing up in Canada.

For almost two decades I made all my food from scratch, including bread, all condiments, etc. I've since mellowed tremendously but the consideration for health is still paramount, and pop is POISON! :)

[WCGreen]

38. I drink about three or four cans a week...

Mostly I drink water, V-8, coffee and juice...

[jobycom]

3. Yep. But I'm prettier.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. No, you're a loser.

We'll call you Deacon Blues, though, so it's all good.

:P :P

[progmom]

5. meh

Oh...that IS fun to say. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Explain your reasons for coolness so we can compare.

:P

[Taverner]

7. 1 - I rock

2 - I get high on myself
3 - I smell like teen spirit
4 - There's a tiger in my tank
5 - I want to teach the world to sing

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Yeah, I can't compete with that...1- I pogo...

2- I get high on whatever it is I get high on. ;) (Sex, usually...)
3- I smell like Sensi---and it smells WONDERFUL...
4- There's not a tiger anywhere near me...
5- I want to teach the world to shut up...

:hi:

[TrogL]

8. I have an air conditioner and can afford to run it

[miss_american_pie]

9. I am wayyyyy fucking hotter than you

It's 90 and humid here today. :D

[Avalux]

10. Nuh uh.

I have a little gray man next to my name. ;-)

[Road Scholar]

11. Possibly, but I doubt it. Tell me, what makes you so cool? nt

[swimboy]

12. Actually,

I think you're right.

[LeftyMom]

13. Definitely.

:hi:

[pscot]

15. You realize, of course

that Uncool is the new Cool.

[XNASA]

16. I rather doubt it actually.

[jpgray]

19. You're one and one half of two for boyhood dreams

Now you just need to take a job as a fire engine and you're there.

[XNASA]

22. What's odd about that is......

Forget that I worked for the Space Program, or had my 15 minutes as a rockstar.

One of my boyhood dreams was to have my picture taken with my shirt and belt undone as I ascended the stairway in some bland suburban townhouse.

[jpgray]

23. Well you can't have everything

:D

[Xipe Totec]

36. Like This?

[underpants]

17. Oh yeah? I am a member of Myspace

and I have "friends" there
beat THAT!

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I have four friends...

Because my daughter felt sorry for me. :) Well, and then there's Tom... He's my best friend.

[TommyO]

32. Kevin Smith and Clerks II

have way more friends on Myspace - they're all credited at the end of the movie!

[jane_pippin]

20. Prove it.

:D

[swag]

21. Gee, that's sayin' a lot.

[asthmaticeog]

24. Sorry, gonna disagree there.

Just because I'm right to.

[GOPBasher]

25. That's not what my mommy says!!!

My mommy says I can be as cool as I want and I want to be cooler than you so neener neener neener!!!! :thumbing nose:

[RedCloud]

27. If you were any cooler, you be frigid...

It's only logical.

[SeattleGirl]

28. And your point is?

:P

[Schema Thing]

29. Perhaps wayyyy, but certainly not fucking

[Joe Fields]

30. If I were Jack Nicholson you wouldn't be.

[Floogeldy]

35. Baloney!

I'm the coolest guy that ever walked the planet. Or the moon, for that matter.

:smoke:

[cobalt1999]

39. you and 300 million other people.

and I don't care! :)