I am wayyyyy cooler fu...

[Dangerously Amused]

No. Nope. Not gonna do it.


Never mind. Disregard.


:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

1. Hey you

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Hey gorgeous!

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Awww...c'mon, DA... we haven't had a GOOD thread locked in

a few days! Puhleeeeze? :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. LOL!

Hey baby doll...


Eh... I think I've pushed the envelope just about as far as I can lately. :7

Gotta be a good girl ONCE in a while... just to prove I still have it in me. O8)


:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

6. Good Girl?

That has it's advantages, I guess...

:hi:

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Ah, that's just for show.

Gotta keep up appearances, you know?


:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. There is absolutey no advantage to being good...

:evilgrin: :hi: DA needs to learn that...

[RetroLounge]

31. We can teach her together...

:hi:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. Sounds like a plan!

:hi: :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Now why would you ever want to be good?

It's no fun.... :rofl: :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Pssst... I'm not really good.

I just fake it sometimes to keep 'em guessing. Being a woman of mystery, and all.






:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

14. I aint buying it your good

and thats that!! :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. When I'm good I'm pretty good,

...but when I'm bad I'm even better!


:evilgrin:



:hi:

[WCGreen]

17. Mine was locked lst night.....

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. You probably started talking about Hershey's chocolate syrup

again. :P

:hi:

[WCGreen]

20. How did you guess.....

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. I've been here too long.... I know all your tricks!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

24. touche....

I have only a few tricks left...

But they are goooooooodd.......

[LaraMN]

4. I wanted to.... I REALLY wanted to...

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. I know you did!

GMTA, baby!


:7


:hi:

[dpbrown]

9. Holy Word Juxtaposition, Batman!

You do have the most, well, compelling way to turn a phrase...


:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Yeah, phrases I can turn.

Heads... not so much.



:7


:hi:

[dpbrown]

16. Doctor, you may have to operate...

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Why, I've got half a mind to make a snappy reply!

Sadly, I would need the other half to do so. :(

[dpbrown]

26. My dad used to say...

..."if you had half a brain you'd be an idiot!"


At some point I found myself wanting to say, "Duh!"

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Ha ha! MY Dad used to say, "If you're smart you'll do it my way."

Soooo... thinking things through and finding my own way, even if it's a BETTER way, makes me stoopid because it's not YOUR way. Gotcha. :eyes:




:loveya:

[dpbrown]

38. I must be pretty smart...

...because I was just thinking about doing it your way...


:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

40. It's my way or the highway, baby!

:loveya:

[dpbrown]

46. Oh, and I have been very naughty...

:spank:

[Sugar Smack]

18. Best copycat ever! Even if it was

stifled, suppressed, oppressed, restrained, curbed, stifled, subdued, and constrained.

:D :yourock: :bounce: :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Holy thesaurus Batman! :D

Hey Sugar Baby!


:hi: :loveya:


When you gonna post a new pic of your hot, buff, sexalicious self? :bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

25. Holy Mother of all compliments, Batman!

Hey Dangerously Baby! *eee!* How are you? I just got back a few days ago and I missed seeing you more. My best friend Daniela and I are going to take a lot of pics in a couple of weeks. Damn but you're sweet.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: and unbridled :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Girlie!

SO glad you are back! Damn but we missed your keen intelligence and sparkling wit around here. Can't wait to see the pics with your friend. The guys around here especially have been climbing the walls without their Sugar Smack pics fix. As it should be, them being red-blooded males, and all.

Are you going to post a photo essay of your journey, too? Oh man, pleeeeaaze? - that would be the greatest! :bounce:


Tremendously big happy welcome home hugs for you! :7


:hug: :hug: :hug:


:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

27. me too !!!

I Will Not Disregard!

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Spoken like a true Naughty Girl. :D

Aw... impudence like that brings a tear to my eye...


:)

[RevCheesehead]

30. Coward.

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Well, yeah. I'm still holding out hope for sainthood, you know.

Gotta cut corners SOMEwhere.


I can see it now: "DA, Patron Saint of Old Maid Nymphomaniacs." I plan to appear on grilled cheese sandwiches and oil stained pavement thusly:








:7

[RevCheesehead]

36. Nonsequitor:

(or Oxymoron, if you prefer. But usually someone makes a Rush Limpballs joke at that point.)

"Old Maid Nymphomaniacs." :rofl:


And just where do you think you're going to get that body??
Ya might want to consider ~some~ facial work, ya know. ;)


Grilled cheese sandwiches. :rofl:

[bridgit]

33. all right...

:-)

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Hey bridgit!

Glad you could join us!


:hi:

[bridgit]

37. Hey Dangerously Amused!

my pleasure :-)

[billyskank]

39. DA!

You must be not feeling yourself! Is there anything I can do? :hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Well, as a matter of fact I HAVE been feeling myself.

:rofl:


:blush:



That's kind of the problem, sweetie. And YES, there IS something you can do... :evilgrin:


:rofl:

[billyskank]

42. Okay, you're normal after all

;)

:*

[Dangerously Amused]

43. I wouldn't go THAT far.

:)

[billyskank]

44. I meant normal for you

which by the way, please don't change. :yourock:

[Dangerously Amused]

45. Heh.

:hug: