CONFESS!!! What is the WORST alcoholic concoction you've ever drank?

[LynneSin]

Come on, all of us at one time or another have been handed a glass of some unspecific crap that has a potent wallop of alcohol in it. You knew better than to drink it but for some reason, you did.

Mine would have to be a "Screaming Nazi" - a shot that has Jaegermeister and Rumplemintz in it.

It is not a shot you fondly remember!

[mrbassman03]

1. Stroh 80 and Cream Soda...

That's 80%, as in 160 proof. :hangover:

[swag]

2. Coors Light

[MissMillie]

3. I was going to say Bud Light, but Coors works

American beer is like making love in a canoe.

It's fucking close to water.

[mainegreen]

4. Sumbuca, Vodka, Gin in OJ

:puke:

[progmom]

5. I didn't start drinking until I was in my 20s

I think I missed a lot of that wacky experimentation with bizarre alcoholic combinations.

[ZombieNixon]

6. A coffee mug of straight vodka in 5 seconds.

That would be *sixteen* shots I don't fondly remember and after that I don't remember anything. :hangover:

[SteppingRazor]

11. Eek! My all time worst in a night is two bottles of Jim Beam...

along with a bunch of Jello shots. I was dressed as Jim Morrison for Halloween, and the bottle of Beam was part of my costume -- naturally, when I ran out of one, I had to get another, because my costume wasn't complete.

The spirit of the Lizard King was with me that night. I didn't even puke.

[Ariana Celeste]

42. That's beautiful

:rofl: "The spirit of the Lizard King was with me that night." :7

[Bryan]

77. Two whole bottles of Jim Beam? That's commitment!

Duude! Even Val Kilmer just filled the whiskey bottles with iced tea when he played Morrison...

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

25. That was smart

:eyes: :P Alcohol poisoning ftl

[ZombieNixon]

54. Well, I poured too much vodka in the mug to make the drink I wanted.

It seemed like such a waste to have to throw it out. :crazy:

[SteppingRazor]

7. How bout a Bloody Nose or a Urine Test?

Jager and Goldschlagger, Tequila and warm beer, respecitvely.

Those are both pretty gross, just because of their similarities to the bodily functions.

But for punch-packing concoctions, I don't think anything's quite as dangerous as the classic Long Island Iced Tea

[HEyHEY]

8. $5 brandy and pepsi - from a jar

[Cannikin]

9. I re invented Nyquil by accident when I was a bartender

It was quite nasty

[miss_american_pie]

10. The results of a dare

in a game of truth or dare.

The alcoholic part was vodka, gin, and brandy, and you don't even want to know the rest.

[malta blue]

12. an Alabama Slammer

southern comfort, amarreto, sloe gin, oj and sweet and sour mix.

YUCK
:puke:

[mrbassman03]

15. Alabama Slammers are great!

Take out the sloe gin though...

[SteppingRazor]

16. How about a Red Death? Combines the Slammer with a Kamakazi:

vodka, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, amaretto almond liqueur, triple sec, sloe gin, lime juice and orange juice

Can't believe I used to even look at those things, much less shoot'em.

[terrya]

13. Zima

Blech.

[Initech]

14. All the bottled "malt liquor" horseshit is pretty nasty...

You know - crap like Bacardi Silver (the worst offender, IMO), Smirnoff Ice, Mike 's Hard Lemonade, and so on.

Wine coolers are pretty bad, as well. :puke:

[SteppingRazor]

If you just want to know about the nastiest stuff, go here:

http://www.bumwine.com/

[Initech]

31. Now I really want to try some of these!

I was cracking up reading the descrpition on that site for Cisco...

[SteppingRazor]

32. The whole site's pretty damn funny!

Highly recommended! :thumbsup:


On edit: Especialy check out the description under "Night Train." That picture of the Train and Cisco drinkers is worth a thousand words

On secodn edit: For the record, I have never tried any of these ... except the Mad Dog.

[jmowreader]

93. Make sure to read the Cisco Consent Decree

http://www.ftc.gov/opa/predawn/F93/cisco.txt

Apparently they used to consider the 12-ounce bottle of Cisco (which has an extremely high alcohol content) the single-serving size.

Which it is, but don't tell the government that.

[DemsRBetterLovers]

17. A Pi Five...

A sorority, which shall remain nameless requires you to take a swig from a plastic Gin bottle for 5 seconds: hence Pi 5.

i know the Sons of California at Berkeley are required to do 10 shots of warm Gin.

[ohiosmith]

18. The vodka used in a hooka for smoking hash.

[citizen snips]

19. straight up tequila

I hardly ever drink so it affected me very quickly.

[MissMillie]

22. sounds like pure bliss to me

:hi:

[citizen snips]

23. it was

until I got busted.

[Xipe Totec]

27. Try 1/2 Tequila + 1/2 Key lime juice

in a shot glass.

Best margarita you'll ever have. :9

[citizen snips]

37. no

you are tempting me. :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

90. Give in!

Life gets better, once you weaken!

:evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

20. Really cheap foul-tasting cider

back in my mid-teens. It was putrid but it got us kids drunk (before I became a tee-totaller as an adult)

Not technically a concoction in your terms but who knows what bizarre chemicals it had in it.

[tjwmason]

34. Ahh the joys of being a 14 year-old British child...

Does anybody over the age of about 16 actually ever drink that stuff? :shrug:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

66. Probably not

By 16/17 some kids can get served in pubs and drink some better quality booze, and have a bit more money too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. The one that made me say, "this tastes like a fucking Christmas tree."

No, it did not contain gin. It contained pretty much everything else mixed with Mountain Dew. Somehow this made a Christmas tree in my mouth. My only justification for drinking this is I didn't make it and we were in a dorm room.

[SteppingRazor]

26. If you're living in a dorm room, you're allowed to drink anything

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. Good. Now I don't have to apologize for the 40s of Steel Reserve.

[Crabby Appleton]

95. consumers guide to 40oz'ers

Here

[deucemagnet]

24. Raki.

Greek raki (which is different than Turkish raki) is basically Cretan moonshine. They make a mash out of the must residue from the wine presses and distill it. I had to be half in the bag already to get it past my lips. Things went rapidly downhill from there.

[SteppingRazor]

28. I've had Ouzo and Raki before. Neither were very palatable n/t

[SteppingRazor]

29. How about Absinthe or Cuchasa?

Neither of those are particularly easy on the digestive system.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

30. "spodi"

I think it went bad.

[bedpanartist]

33. Jager Bomb - Jagermeister and Red Bull

I puked about 10 seconds after it hit my stomach.

[ceile]

72. My favorite!

But only as a shot 1/2 RB 1/2 Jag. Followed quickly by a swig of Smithwick's or Shiner.

[tjwmason]

35. Brandy and tomato-juice.

Don't ask me how it arrived, I had half a sip - as did the other people round our table - then one person actually drank it, and then looked a wee bit off-colour for a while. :puke:

[GalleryGod]

38. Is it just in the Summer we have this out break of "Confess" threads ?

As the kids at Table #3 would say, "Just wonderin'? "

[jobycom]

39. Green chili beer, warm, in a microbrewery in Taos.

I still have nightmares. :scared:

[Initech]

41. Chili beer is pretty nasty

But I will admit - it has made for some GREAT drunken dares!

[ceile]

73. I think I've had that, too.

ugh!

[AzDar]

40. I used to bartend....at the end of the night, the little black 'mix-mat'

on the bar would be saturated with various liquors resulting from the shots being poured over it, or the drinks being mixed on it.
Anyhoo, a bartender named 'Paulie' would pick the mat up, funnel it into a glass and drink it; he called it a "Dirty Tennis Shoe".
:puke:

[mountainvue]

97. I think all former bartneders have

worked with that Paulie guy.

[Benfea]

43. That wine-in-a-bag-in-a-box stuff.

I know this is perverse seeing as I actually like Mad Dog 20/20, but I absolutely can't stand wine-in-a-box. That stuff is nasty.

[Ariana Celeste]

44. My worst...

When I was in 9th grade (my buddies and I already considered ourselves drinking champs :eyes:) my buddy M. decided to bring us all a "drink" for while we waited at the bus stop to go to school. This drink was in a large thermos. 2/3 of the thermos consisted of a little of every liquor her dad had in his cabinet (he was a real drinking champ) and the rest was V8 Splash Berry Blend.

Between the 4 of us, we drank it down before the bus got there. Unfortunately, M.'s 1st period class was P.E... she couldn't maintain and got caught- didn't help the thermos was in her backpack, reeking of liquor. I managed to maintain through 1st period, but puked a lot directly outside my 2nd period classroom. Good thing the door to the room was outside- I puked in the grass. Made it through the day feeling just fine after that, :7. The other 2 didn't drink quite as much of that crap as M. and I did, and they were fine all day.

[WCGreen]

46. We use to call that a suicide mix.....

Lovely stuff....

[Ariana Celeste]

56. The name fits!

I still can't believe we drank that stuff.... and the V8 Splash Berry Blend didn't help at all.... I think we would have been better off drinking the mixed liquors straight, yanno? :puke:

[lizziegrace]

87. On college marching band trips

we called it trash can punch. Take the trash can, put a plastic liner in it and pour everything everyone brought...

[AngryAmish]

45. Gorilla Fart

1/2 oz Bacardi 151
1/2 oz Wild Turkey 101

I threw up.

[RedStateShame]

51. I've had the same thing, but we called it a 252.

I managed to hold it down. Yay.

[Ryano42]

47. Malt Duck.

Malt Liquor with grape flavoring. In QUART bottles. Drank too many in 1983. Got sick. Still traumatized. :o

[mikeytherat]

48. A Gorilla Fart - 2oz. of Old Grand Dad and 2oz. of Bacardi 151

straight up. You'll fart like a gorilla the next day.

Drinking the Gorilla Fart is one of the last things I remember from my 21st birthday.

mikey_the_rat

[Strawman]

103. me too. that was about the worst

[azmouse]

49. A Flaming Moe

I think the cough syrup gave it an off taste... :P

[RedStateShame]

52. I've had the same thing, but I called it a Flaming Homer.

:rofl:

[NNadir]

50. Utica Club beer, directly from the can.

[Divameow77]

53. Dirty Martini

w/ Gin, ick!

I think a Prairie Fire sounds pretty gross, tequila w/ tabasco.

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. Vodka and Dr Pepper

I called it a Dr. Strangelove. :puke:

[Ariana Celeste]

58. Ick!

I can do whiskey and Dr. Pepper... but if I drink vodka (very rare after some bad vodka + vicodin experiences) I have to drink it with orange juice. :9

[Oeditpus Rex]

69. There's a lotta good vodka mixes

OJ, 7-Up, tonic water, grapefruit juice...

Dr Pepper wasn't one of them. x(

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. PJ. Tasted like turpentine.

Some friends of mine made it. I was about 18 or 19, and of course they had been soaking the obligatory fruit in it all day. I'm not a heavy drinker---never have been---but they apparently thought the PJ-soaked fruit was the shit... and I thought it WAS shit.... :rofl:

[Turbineguy]

59. Green Hornet

On "dry" merchant ships there were still plenty of alcoholics. Listerine mixed with Aqua Velva.

People would stagger back to work from their afternoon coffee break with fresh breath and smelling freshly shaved.

I never tried one, I needed all the live braincells I could muster.

[Mutley]

60. Jaegermeister straight.

:puke:

That's the sickest I've ever been in my life.

[MorningGlow]

61. A Bloody Brain

Because it was a shot, it wasn't the taste so much as the consistency. Forgive my ignorance of the ingredients--I'm not well versed in bartender knowledge--all I know is I had it 20 years ago in college and I can still feel it going down: Something bright red (clear) with a dollop of something cream based floating in it, like Kaluha. Knock it back, the clear stuff goes down smoothly, then that lump of...ick...slides down after it.

:puke:

Also (not on the same occasion but equally as traumatizing) the local brew, Genny Cream Ale.

Oh--and a Long Island Iced Tea, of course. Wait--make that more than one--that's the killer part of it.

[RedStateShame]

62. Grenadine, maybe?

[LynneSin]

64. Bloody Brain

Peach Schnapps, Bailey's and Grenadine

I've had a few in my lifetime

[MorningGlow]

65. That's the stuff!

Ohhhh I feel my stomach curdling at the memory...

[Ramsey]

63. Tab and everything

As a teen, my best friend and I used to raid her dad's rather extensive liquor cabinet, but in order to avoid detection, we'd take just a little bit out of every bottle, including the sweet liqueurs, cognacs, gin, bourbon, you name it.

Then we'd mix our liquor blend in Tab, because that was of course the only soda we would drink! The whole mess was truly disgusting and very conducive to vomiting soon after imbibing.

[TrogL]

67. Purple Jesus

Recipe:

1. University dorm bathtub, filthy
2. 100 litres Grape Juice
3. 3 litres industrial methyl alcohol (ie. the drinkable stuff, not windshield washer fluid)
4. lotsa ice

Mix liberally, preferably with naked female coed

[underpants]

68. "Purple passion" when made with grain alcohol

:beer:

[DrDan]

70. a bottle of jagermeister

[Dulcinea]

71. Mad Dog 20-20.

I still can't look at it after 20 years. I was sick for 2 days!

[ceile]

74. Tequila Sunrise

Is about that only thing I won't drink. yech!!! And, pretty much anything with Southern Comfort in it-had too many a hangover from it in college.

[mulsh]

75. burbon & orange juice

mixed it up and drank it when I was around 13, I still have a hard time drinking plain o.j.

[China_cat]

76. Scotch and Dr. Pepper

[Taverner]

78. Jaagermeister - in any form

[IronLionZion]

79. kallu, also known as toddy - it's made from tree sap

there are no redeeming qualities. It looks bad, smells, bad, tastes bad, and doesn't get you drunk very fast.

[Bryan]

80. Apple schnapps, November 3, 2004

The day before Election Day, I sensed that there was a grim dawn awaiting us, so I put in for the day off from work and laid in something potent that I wouldn't normally drink, the better to keep from tainting one of my favorites with a negative association.

Consequently, I haven't touched a drop since (and God, is that a dreadful liquor!).:hangover:

[Homer Wells]

81. When I was in Nam

we had periodic barracks parties. One of those water coolers that they have on construction sites would be procured. Anyone who showed up would pour what ever type of alcoholic beverage he had brought with him into the can. This could be scotch, bourbon, rye, gin....whatever!
A couple of slugs of that stuff and you wouldn't give a damn about what it tasted like, and after adding beer to the repertoire, the future hangovers could be assured for one and all!

:beer: :hurts: :hurts: :puke:

[txwhitedove]

82. Made Irish Coffee but all we had was Tequila..... freaked out when

I hit the worm! Aaeeeee

:-(

[GoddessOfGuinness]

83. Apricot brandy tastes brutally vile

when you're puking it up.

[LeftCoast]

84. It's called a "cement mixer"

Cement Mixer recipe



Scale ingredients to servings
1 jigger Bailey's® Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice


Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume.

[Xipe Totec]

85. Oh, it has to be Pulque!

It is the fermented sap of the the Maguey plant. When distilled, it becomes mescal.

It has the consistency of snot; you can drink it with chopsticks!


:puke:

http://www.mezcal.com/pulque.html

[CatholicEdHead]

86. Schell's Pale Ale

:puke:

http://www.schellsbrewery.com/ourbeers_paleale.php

[Merrick]

88. Vicodin water chased with straight vodka

dissolved, filtered the (insoluble) acetaminophen from some pills, washed it down with vodka. the former still tastes like aspirin water since you can't get it all. Not recommended by 4 out of 5 physicians.

[jane_pippin]

89. Smirnoff and blue Kool-Aid, aka "vodka-nauts"

We called them "vodka-nauts" because there was a picture of the Kool-Aid guy in a rocket on the kool-aid pack.

They were disgusting, but they did the job.

[Contrary1]

91. Suicide Punch

Price of admission to one of our parties back in the early
70's was a fifth of anything or a half gallon of ice cream.

We had a diaper pail (new) by the door, and you dumped
your contribution in as you entered.

A couple ladles of that stuff is all it took.

[Crabby Appleton]

92. a Polish Hero

6 oz Mad Dog 20 / 20 http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
2 oz 151
float a little fresca on top

enjoy

[Fox Mulder]

94. A friend of mine once tried to make a screwdriver...

out of pineapple juice.

:wtf:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

108. LOL...so my one cousin, who only drinks beer...

got a job at the bar her friend opened. A customer ordered a screwdriver and she started looking through the drawers for an actual screwdriver. He ended up informing her what it actually was. Meanwhile, I just finished bartending school and on the 1st day we were told that anyone who didn't already know what a screwdriver was should never work in a bar and should also be immediately fired, if they already had a bartending job.

Damn, we all make fun of her so much for that now.

[mountainvue]

96. I think I drank some moonshine

once in the 80's in Florida.

[MissMarple]

109. Well...that would explain the "think" part.

:)

[ok_cpu]

98. Vodka and Mountain Dew n/t

[KamaAina]

99. That'd have to be a "Fetus".

No foolin'. That's what I get for playing "golf" on Yale's Old Campus one night. In this form of "golf", you pay up front for an 18-hole "scorecard". Then you hit the "links", which consist of 18 different dorm rooms, each serving a different drink, with the first tee being, I believe, kegs of beer, and onward and, um, sideways from there.

As I rounded the clubhouse turn and staggered onto the back nine, my approach shot went 'Plop!' It was the Fetus: somehow these future world leaders had figured out how to make a white liqueur float on top of a shot of something or other, so that it looked like a... well, you get the idea.

I never did get to take the champion's walk, er, crawl up 18...

I understand that various Kanasas bars are now offering something similar called the "Talking Embryo" :-)

[WeRQ4U]

100. There are two of them:

One time in the dorms all we had was Hot 100 and Watermelon KoolAid.....I still can't drink cinnamon flavored things.

The second was a shot that my friend (a bartender) made up on my 21st birthday. It had a shot each of Bicardi 151, Rumplemintz and Jagermeister. He named it the "Third Reich." It tasted like gasoline with a spig of mint.

[Kixel]

101. Tequila and Pineapple Juice

A friend (who was the dd and conveniently couldn't take the shot) conned us into letting her buy us a shot of her choosing when we were out one night-we left for Vegas the next day. Important thing to remember-never let the DD pick a shot out of a book when she has that look in her eye.

Oh, and we call the Screaming Nazi a Dead Nazi...either way, they are harsh~

[Cocoa]

102. chicken broth and Tequila

a roommate's failed experiment.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

106. Were they watching the episode of "Will & Grace" when...

Karen made the Gin & Noodle soup?

[grannylib]

104. Tequila. Anything with tequila in it. Anything that reminds me of tequila.

The thought of the smell of tequila.

*shudder* Tequila is just so....nasty.

[WildEyedLiberal]

105. CHEAP 8 dollar vodka with fruit punch kool-aid

When you're a poor college kid living in a dorm, you basically get to choose between cheap liquor and Natty Light. So, so glad I've turned 21 since...

[MissMarple]

107. Spouly Oly..or what ever ..and Pussy Galore.

The first we made in college with whole grain alcohol, the second was a drink named after a ermmm...lady in a James Bond Movie. And, no neither had a "desired" effect. Thank you to all my good guy friends. "applause"

Gentlemen, I thing we need a bow icon. You know who you are. :)

A curtsy icon would be good, too. Actually, I know how to curtsy, there are several levels, truth to tell.

[obxhead]

110. The bar rug.... You know, where the bartender pours all the....

drinks.

I was paid $25 to do a shot from the bar rug from a busy saturday night. It tasted like a really shitty LIT. I got the $25 and about 10 shots from the various spectators that were about. What a great drunk. I barely remember that rug drink myself, but my friends won't let me live it down.

[MissMarple]

111. Oh...sweetheart.

Big Hug. :hug: Just never do that again! Someone might just whop you up side the head...when you have a head ache. ;)

[obxhead]

112. Actually the next day I felt GREAT. It was kinda crazy....

It all started with a night of heavy betting on the NBA, by the play kind of betting. It was a great night that caused no illness, but I have no desire to repeat it.

[everythingsxen]

113. Dude... Screaming Nazi's rock!

They will get you drunk before you can say "I think I'm drunk".

Worst though is.... hrrm...

I guess a cosmopolitan or any martini....

[pamela]

114. Helen Keller shooter

The bartender closes his or her eyes and grabs three bottles off the bar. One night I got peach scnapps, kahlua and wild turkey. Ick.