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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:25 PM
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Jesus bitch! Don't you hate it when you swallow the soap!
:grr:

And I come bearing a realization to old wives: getting soap in the mouth will not make the child abhor cursing, because the bad taste will make him curse more!!!

:crazy:
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:29 PM
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1. Uh, I only knew of one person who actually did soap in the mouth thing...
Most parents don't do that. Gross.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:42 PM
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6. I suffer the effects of Lifebouy poisoning to this day.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:34 PM
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2. What's a Jesus bitch? Is it a dog that looks like Jesus, or is it
some dude that Jesus always beats up?
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:35 PM
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4. That's what he said to his Mom when she came after him with the soap...
:rofl:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:40 PM
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5. Mary, or ZN's mom?
:shrug:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:46 PM
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7. I don't know, I just remember seeing it on DU once.
It made me laugh. :D
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-26-06 04:35 PM
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3. I had to do the soap in mouth thing...
and it sort of worked.

For the most part I didn't swear, but that was only for a few years. Then I swore like a sailor. Of course my whole family did too, so they were like "Well we won't be hypocrites about this, so just don't swear in public"
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:46 AM
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8. Man, that's awful!
:puke: This morning, conditioner water got in my mouth when I rinsed my hair, and it was gross. But at least it smelled good... :P
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