Would you watch the Nice News Network?

[L A Woman]

This fucking news is making me so fucking depressed and it makes me say fuck quite a lot. I can't fucking bear it, anymore. I'm going to have a fucking stroke. I want to watch the news, but I only want the weather (and none of that bullshit about the high pressure systems - just tell me the fucking temperature and if it's going to rain), what Congress did or didn't do that day, the inevitable stupidass thing the president did that day, and something nice - a happy story, such as "In Minnesota, a little girl helped a littler girl across the street."

Is that too much to fucking ask? Would anyone watch it but me - or does everyone in this country want to be fucking miserable???

:rant: