I know what's wrong with the Lounge....

[RevCheesehead]

Lack of Kitchen Witch!! :bounce::bounce:

Woman, get your butt back on line, soon!

[havocmom]

1. Not enough Zombie coffee and yaks either

Hi ya Rev :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Yeah, there oughta be a list or somethin'.

How are ya? :hi:

[havocmom]

3. Hot, like everybody else

But things goin fairly well. Got a rocky anniversary coming up to get my sis through. Never look forward to that time of year. But she is painting more and he always loved it when she painted. She sounds better, makes me feel better for her.

Gonna plant some more salad veggies, hope the heat breaks soon and fall takes its time getting nasty.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Sorry about your sis.

It's always painful to watch people you love struggle with life issues. :(

The garden sounds yummy! :9

[havocmom]

9. Lots of spinach souffle in the freezer from the spring greens

come on over!

[RevCheesehead]

10. Yummy!!

I love, love, love spinach! :9

[Zomby Woof]

11. You rang?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5419212&mesg_id=5419212

:hi: havocmom!

[havocmom]

44. Hey there ZW!

See, I missed coffee break this AM

Still hot in your 'hood? We be cooking up here in the hinterlands.

[Zomby Woof]

123. It's cooling off!

Only in the low 90's now, lol.

:hi:

[Redstone]

4. There are many among the missing these late days...

Must be vacation season...I do not know what is this "vacation" of which people speak, but it seems to involve an absence of some sort.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

6. Does absence make the heart grow fonder?

Perhaps, because I've been missing you! :hug:<--a very gentle hug.

[Redstone]

12. Why thank you, Rev! That felt good. I'll return it some day. When you

least expect it. After one of your services, and you'll be wondering to yourself, "who WAS that tall, dark stranger? I could have SWORN I've seen him somewhere before."

But by the time you add it up, I'll be gone down the road.

I've done that before. So stand by.

Redstone

[havocmom]

49. We'll take your word on tall

stranger has already been proven :evilgrin:

We luvs ya. Normal would be such a bore :D

[RevCheesehead]

52. Sweetie, you've posted your pic here.

I'd know you anywhere! :loveya:

[SaveElmer]

7. I know...I'm tired of...

My Minnesota Twins threads sinking into nothingness...

No one around to gloat with!

[RevCheesehead]

8. I'm missing the naughty girls threads,

the innuendo and pushing the limits of the rules, let alone taste. :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

13. I'm missing that, too.

Hey, I like women, so why shouldn't women like women?

Seems perfectly natural and the proper order of things to me.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

16. huh?

I don't think I like women in the way that you probably do....
I'm talkin' about being naughty! :rofl:

Sometimes, you need a cohort in crime... and that's what Witchy is to me. :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

19. Yes, you do. Because I like women in every way imaginable, from

admiration at a distance,
to reverence of their forms as a miracle of nature,
to hanging out and being buds,
to "being naughty" as you say,
to being an ineffable but ultimately delightful mystery,
to being the more perceptive half of the two types,
to the intellect and humor for which they are underappreciated,
to their capability for friendship that runs so deep,
to my undying devotion as an artist to so many perfect curves in such variety and in so many locations,
to the "like in the way that I do," as you say.

There are so many aspects of so many women, and of womanhood in general (never forgetting, of course, my beloved Mrs R, no matter how much it may occasionally break my heart to wish I could help her more) that make life interesting and worth living....

Redstone

[LadyoftheRabbits]

21. *huge applause*

That was the best thing I've seen all night. :applause: :yourock:

[Redstone]

25. Why, thank you. I think I've finally (hey, I'm old) been able to put into

words the reason why I've always had more female friends than male.

And, possibly, (one of the many reasons) why I treasure Mrs R so much is that she has NO problem with the facts that I stated above. Well, she has the occasional insecurity, but because she knows deep down that I'd never betray her, nor would I ever lie to her or hide anything from her, she's secure in the end.

If you can understand that, and remember it as you get older, you'll do well. Trust and honesty is all. I can tell Mrs R how pretty that waitress is, and she understands that I'm saying so as an asthetic judgement, and am not about to want to run off with that waitress.

Damn, I'm tired. See you around the forums (or should that be fora?)

redstone

[RevCheesehead]

32. O dear Lord....

I think I am falling in love... :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

37. Get in line Rev

I think my 19 year old daughter's already there...

And I'm right behind her!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

39. Honey, I've been in this line for 2 years.

Then I slap myself silly, and deal with the covetous feeling and envy.
Confession is good for the soul, but it's hell on the hormones.

And yes, you may quote me. ;)

[lizziegrace]

42. you maystep to the front of the line

you've known this charming man much longer than we have.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

46. Won't make no difference.

He has the crazy idea that he's madly in love with his wife. :P

[merh]

74. That is lovely, Redstone.

:hug:

MrsR is a very lucky lady. :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

89. I miss KW too.

I try to be as naughty as I can get by with, but it just aint the same without her, :bounce: :bounce:, ya know?

[RevCheesehead]

96. She is our fearless leader.

Me? I still have fear, from time to time. :bounce::bounce:

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

104. Me too.

I'm so torn. I have this new online game that is interfering with my lounge time. I wish I could do both at the same time, but I'm getting confused. I keep wanting to type suggestive stuff there and look for coal to mine here. I is confrused.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

105. No coal around here,

but if ya look hard enough, you might find a couple o' tombstones. :)

[liberaltrucker]

14. Hear, hear.

:toast:

Long time, no see, Rev.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

15. Hi, trucker!!

You gonna start travelling to CA to see her? :hi:

[liberaltrucker]

20. Yeah, I know

Better $$ when I get to the West Coast.

Hey, two birds with one stone!

:woohoo:

[FuzzySlippers]

17. It needs more of this, too.

[RevCheesehead]

18. No, no, NO!!

At least, not without the cows attached. :)

[FuzzySlippers]

27. How about we put them on these guys?

[RevCheesehead]

30. Oh, really....

who ever heard of a Yak-Bell? :eyes:

Crazy doesn't count.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Cool

Now can you figure out what's wrong with the Dodgers? :banghead:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Ummmm... It's too hot to play ball...for them anyway?

:hi: :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. It's the same temperature

for the clubs that've been beatin' 'em. :shrug:

[lizziegrace]

24. Are you asking the Rev for a miracle?

I don't think she does miracles...

She'll share some of the communion wine with you. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Nah, Garciaparra can take care o' that

'cept he's out with a strained knee ligament... :banghead:

[lizziegrace]

35. Sound like he could use a little divine intervention

of the healing kind.

Please stop :banghead: You're giving me a headache. x(

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. k

Then how 'bout... :spank:

[lizziegrace]

51. That just moves the ache

a little further south...

Ouch!

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. Hopefully not This far

:hurts:

[lizziegrace]

55. ...

okay, point taken. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. You were sittin' on a Point??

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

34. My dear lizziegrace....

(whoops; channeling wrong naughty girl!)

You said a cotten-pickin' mouthful! :toast:

And did ya notice how he cleanly avoided your question? ;)

[lizziegrace]

36. He's slick isn't he?

or maybe it's that one-track Dodgers mind. :shrug:

Either way, I'll share the wine with you!

Miracles aren't your department. They're property of the Big Guy.

:hug:

I've missed you Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

41. He's so slick, we should call him Grace.

Never interrupt a man while he's doing Baseball. No matter what that Viagra commercial implies, it's always a bad idea.

[lizziegrace]

43. And there's first-hand knowledge of this phenomena?

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Don't I wish.

But Sexy Rexy is avoiding me.
I must be too much woman for him. :rofl:

[lizziegrace]

53. I would say you're right

There are but a few men worthy of Reverend Cheesy. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

57. Nice spin, lizzie!

You get the diplomacy award tonight! :D

[lizziegrace]

61. I have been designated "Switzerland" in my family

and I have honored the tradition of being a fence-sitter all my life.

(How 'bout that Weather Channel shuts down arguments immediately!)

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. Oh, I am so not!

Harumph. Harumph.

[lizziegrace]

62. So not what?

:shrug:

Don't pout, it's very unbecoming. :)

[RevCheesehead]

64. Ooh! A two-harumphfer!

I am honored.... I think. :shrug:

[lizziegrace]

65. He stutters...

don't make fun, he might get embarassed :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

66. Technically, that .. that.. that would be a stammer.

I love Bob Newhart! :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

67. You're right

I'm such an analytic brain, the right words are hard to find sometimes.

x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

79. Y'mean

your brain stutters?

[lizziegrace]

82. Nah

My brain is constantly flirting with the red line. Racing all the time.

[Oeditpus Rex]

111. I'm suddenly reminded of the redneck sheriff's deputy

in "Dirty Mary Crazy Larry" who said moments before taking out a phone pole, "Mah top end is unLIMited!"

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

75. You bounce two boobies

I get two harumphs.

Fair's fair.

[RevCheesehead]

80. Why are you harumphing at my boobies?

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

109. I am NOT harumphing at your boobies!

I'm harumphing at...








Aw, forget it. I just remembered I'm arguing with a woman. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

112. You may be harumphing at something else,

but admit it, you male person, you were ~looking~ at my boobies. :eyes:

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

115. Perhaps

But certainly not in a lascivious manner.

[RevCheesehead]

116. So your motives were pure?

[Oeditpus Rex]

118. Torment me no longer!

I have seen the Grail!









There's nothing wrong with that.

[RevCheesehead]

119. No... oh, no!! Bad, *bad* Zoot!

Galahad: What is it?

Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, *naughty* Zoot! She has been setting a light to
our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem...

Galahad: (incredibly disappointed) It's not the real Grail????!

Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, *evil* Zoot! (leading him back into the room with all the women in it) She is a *naughty* person... and she must pay the penalty! And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: You must tie her down on a bed, and *spank* her.

[Oeditpus Rex]

120. A spanking! A spanking!

"You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then... spank me."

"And spank me!"

"And me!"

"And me!"

"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"

"A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!"

"And after the spanking... the oral sex!"

"The oral sex! The oral sex!"









Hey, wait... these aren't my lines!

[RevCheesehead]

121. You seem to be enjoying them, nevertheless.

And I will dream happy dreams tonight. :)

G'nite, Rexy! :hug::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

122. Yeah, funny how that worked out

'Night, Rev. :hug: :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

40. I'm considered naughty?

Never in my whole life have I earned that distinction. I'm honored...

:)

[RevCheesehead]

45. I've been trying to channel KW,

but I lapsed into CAPeggy for a sec. :silly:

You? Naughty? Hell, yeah! :bounce::bounce:

[lizziegrace]

69. Oh no

I'm an O8)

[RevCheesehead]

70. Lizzie....

I know angels. I work with angels. Angels are my friends. Lizzie, you're no angel.

:rofl: Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[lizziegrace]

73. But I mean well...

I guess close only counts in horseshoes...

:shrug:

Guess I'm an ordinary person who can be an angel or :evilgrin: depending on the mood.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

76. You can be angelic, but you can't be an angel.

You must know your angelography. You know, Cherubim and Seraphim, and all that rot.

[lizziegrace]

83. My halo would always be crooked and

I'd trip over the robes. Graceful I'm not. :(

[RevCheesehead]

85. I thought you were 1/2 Grace, 1/2 Lizzie.

And I trip over my robe all the time.

Grace is free. Poise is not. O8)

[lizziegrace]

88. I can't wait to meet you in person

You're one of a kind. :hug:

I've got to get to bed. I have to be at work in 6 hours. x(

[RevCheesehead]

93. G'nite, angel....

or is that Angel Drawers? :hi:

[lizziegrace]

95. I don't think we know each other well enough to discuss

my drawers. :)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

98. fair enough...

that was sort of aimed at Sexy Rexy, anyways. :P

[Zomby Woof]

26. I would like to know too!

:argh:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Frustratin', innit?

They haven't changed anything in the last two weeks except their record and place in the standings. Drastically. :shrug:

Well, they did get rid of a couple guys — Navarro and O. Perez. But I wasn't sorry to see either go.

[RevCheesehead]

33. Who, me?

:rofl:

Let me try channeling Witchy first, OK?

:think:



They're not the Twinkies?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. Here ya go, my dear Rev............

The missing link! :yoiks: :rofl:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5410875

[RevCheesehead]

50. *groan*

As you can see, I responded in my own snarky way.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5410875&mesg_id=5411310

[FuzzySlippers]

56. You know, I find your love for KitchenWitch very touching.

Your kind used to call for the burning of her kind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

58. Oh no, you didn't!!

:rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

63. Well done.

:applause:

[swag]

68. What a relief. I thought you were going to say my tits aren't big enough.

[RevCheesehead]

71. I dunno - let's see 'em.

:evilgrin:

[swag]

72. Your credit card seems to have been demagnetized.

[RevCheesehead]

78. Imagine that.

By the way, I think the proper terminology is "Moobs." :evilgrin:

[swag]

99. I understand how those in America's Dairyland would be more sensitive

to mammarian references.

Hereabouts, it's "mantitties" or the gender nonspecific "teats," the latter term lending a fine barnyard aura to the proceedings, whatever the proceedings may be.

[merh]

77. Well, she better come back.

I know she has a lot to do with the move and all, but dang it, we matter too. :(

Kitchen Witch withdrawal is not easy. :cry: :loveya:


Hey ya Popey! :hi: :hug:

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

81. It's very rude of her to move without our permission.

Next week would have been much better, IMO.

Hello, O divine Ms. M! :hug::loveya:

[bertha katzenengel]

84. Not just lack of KW, but not enough critter pictures! Like these:

(look closely at the one above)



these are peahens and pea chicks (above) -- and no, the chicks aren't dead

And finally:

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!

[lizziegrace]

87. Hi ya Bertha!!

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

90. lizziegrace!

:bounce: hola!

Glad to see you just before I go to bed. 'night! :hug:

'night, all.

[lizziegrace]

92. Night back atcha

I've got to be at work in a few hours. x(

I'd love to sleep in...

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

91. Critter pics!!!

:loveya:

Did you take all these photos? They're spectacular!

[bertha katzenengel]

94. Mrs. V. took the goldfinch. I don't remember who took the second kitten

photo (scanned film photo from almost five years ago). But I took the rest. It's called patience + luck + a damned good camera. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

97. Here's some critter pics for you...

A mama bear and her 3 cubs (look closely)...


The Official Lounge Lizards...


The Ragdoll cats fighting over my Gerber Multi-Tool...


Dr. Gonzo being an asshole (followed by a rare instance of him not being an asshole)...



And finally, the dumbest critter of them all, the lone anti-gay protester up at West Point.

[RevCheesehead]

100. LOL!

Did you take all of those, too?

Love the Lounge Lizards! :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

101. Yep, I took all of them.

The shots of the bears was taken off my deck yesterday. Unfortunately, by the time I got my camera, they had moved off the lawn and into the woods. All the other animals, with the exception of the fundy animal, are my pets.

[RevCheesehead]

103. It's a relief to know you don't keep a fundie as a pet.

They're too wild to be tamed, and often carry rabies.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

106. At least he was completely humilated by the media.

Let's face it, if you drive five hours to counter-protest an action against "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" alone, then you're an idiot. If you bring multiple signs to pretend you're different people or something, then you're a complete asshat fucktard.

It was fun to see camera crews say, "and now for the opposing viewpoint, let's turn to the lone man who drove five hours to speak out against these young activists."

[RevCheesehead]

107. It is kind of Wizard of Oz-ish, isn't it?

Which I find to be hilariously ironic. :evilgrin:

[lildreamer316]

86. I agree; but we could also use some Satriani.

That always helps *me*; anyway........

[RevCheesehead]

102. I'm listening to Colbert, myself.

:)

[lildreamer316]

110. ;)

Ahh...yes.
I've switched up to KWS and Clapton.

[fishnfla]

108. There's nothing wrong with the lounge

but dont step outside. Its a different world my friend. Hang tight

[RevCheesehead]

113. Hi, Greg!

Did you make it to Kewaunee yet this summer? :hi:

[fishnfla]

114. Yes ma'am: put the first salmon on my brothers boat this year

a two-year old, June 30th. On Tues this week, my old man caught a 25lb 4 year old.

happier than a Packer victory, he was.

It sure is pretty out there, alewives and all.

[RevCheesehead]

117. I think that's the same weekend my brother was here.

My niece was freaking out at all the "dead fish" on the beach. And the smell.... :freak:

Congrats to you and your dad!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

124. It needs more cowbell.

[joneschick]

125. here ya go

[RevCheesehead]

126. Kick for Kitchy!!

:bounce::bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

127. You are the best!

:bounce::bounce: